come join our minecraft server where postpartum women are filling up on benzodiazepines like it’s candy! we’ve got so much chaos and craziness, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! watch as these moms build the most insane structures while under the influence of their meds. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss! join now for a dose of pure minecraft madness!
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Pandemic Moms Benzodiazepine Party
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PixelPaws Animal Stress Scanner
come join our epic minecraft server where we use INFRARED THERMAL IMAGING to make sure our animals are stress-free and happy! we take better care of our virtual reindeer than anyone else, making sure they are always feeling their best. plus, you can ride them around in our tourism settings and show off to all your friends! join now for the most high-tech animal care in the minecraft world!
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Sperm Boosting Stress Relief Server
so like, imagine u join this epic minecraft server and ur sperm just starts zoomin around like crazy cuz of all the stress from tryna survive in the game. but get this, it actually makes ur sperm better at swimming and stuff! so like, join our server and watch ur sperm become olympic swimmers in no time! it’s like a workout for ur little guys, but in minecraft form. come join the fun and see ur sperm go from slowpokes to speed demons in no time!
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BlockyBrainAgeGap
so, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, the lockdowns made girls’ brains age super fast, but like, not in a bad way. their brains are like, 4.2 years older now, which is like, totally wild. but boys’ brains only aged 1.4 years, so like, girls are way ahead now.join this server and watch your brain age like, crazy fast. you’ll be like a genius in no time, dude. plus, the girls on this server are like, super smart now, so you’ll totally be impressed. come join us and see your brain explode with knowledge. it’s gonna be epic, bro.
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Lockdown Brain Boost
so like, u know how we all stuck at home cuz of covid, right? well turns out, that mess is makin us age faster in our teeny tiny brains! like, we gonna be wrinkly old folks before we even hit 20, yo! but don’t worry, cuz we got the perfect escape from all that craziness – our minecraft server! come join us and let your brain cells relax and unwind in our pixelated paradise. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and diamonds for days! plus, rumor has it, if u play long enough, u might just reverse the effects of covid aging and become a baby genius again. so what u waitin for? hop on our server and let’s defy the laws of science together!
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CreeperConfessions
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to release all your pent-up frustrations by blowing up virtual mountains with TNT or unleashing a horde of angry chickens on unsuspecting players.We have a secret underground club where players can confess their deepest secrets to a virtual llama therapist who will listen without judgment (and maybe spit on you if you get too emotional). Need to get something off your chest? Our server is the perfect place to do it!
But that’s not all – we also have a special quest where players can hunt down a rare and elusive block of cheese that grants wishes (or just makes your character lactose intolerant, it’s a gamble). So come join us and let loose on our wild and wacky Minecraft server – your inner child will thank you!
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DreamCraftz
Are you tired of counting sheep and ready to count diamonds instead? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So say goodbye to boring dreams and hello to a world where pigs fly (literally) and the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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StressCraft SMP
Are creepers blowing up your house? Are skeletons shooting you from afar? Are zombies constantly trying to eat your brains? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft SMP, all your stress will disappear faster than you can say “diamond sword!”Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is like no other, with players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or prank you when you least expect it.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that he can summon an army of chickens at will, so watch out or you might find yourself buried in a mountain of clucking poultry.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.
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Vanilla Canopy: Where trees are tall and players are semi-normal. Join us for some leafy fun!
Minecraft Server Overview
About We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord! We just reset the map and we won’t reset again until the community calls for it! Atmosphere Laid-back, low stress, fun environment for hanging out, joking around, and having fun playing Minecraft. Server Settings Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla Features Soft Border, Semi-Vanilla, Dynamic Map, New Hats, Datapacks, Weekly Server Events, Community Builds Join Us Visit us on the server or in Discord FAQ
Question Answer What plugins are used? The server is running Spigot and only has plugins that do not alter the vanilla feel. Is there a border limit? There is a soft border limit of 8K, beyond which content may be deleted. What kind of events are hosted? Events range from UHC to brand-new games held weekly. How can I join? Visit the server at canopymc.net or join our Discord at https://canopymc.net/discord
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StressCraft SMP: ChillOutZone
Are creepers blowing up your house? Is a zombie horde constantly knocking on your door, demanding brains? Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by a sneaky Enderman? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and leave all your real-life problems behind as you dive into a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans. Our server is so crazy, even the chickens have learned how to ride pigs! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!