COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!
SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!
join us on this wacky adventure where your gut and brain are besties and they help u fight off the bad vibes and depression monsters. we got crazy mini-games where u can feed ur gut with all the right foods to boost ur mood and make ur brain super smart.
come hang out with us and let’s explore the weird and wonderful world of the gut-brain axis in a way you’ve never seen before. trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave!
imagine urself mining for diamonds and suddenly u start feeling all tingly and relaxed. that’s cuz our nerve is sending signals to ur brain to chill out and enjoy the game even more! it’s like a massage for ur brain, but in minecraft form!
plus, we have the craziest events and challenges that will blow ur mind! like one time, we had a giant creeper invasion and everyone had to band together to defeat them. it was epic! and don’t even get me started on our secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let our longest nerve take u on the wildest minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!
WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON HERE, LIKE GIANT PINK LLAMAS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE DANCING CREEPERS THAT DROP DIAMONDS WHEN YOU KILL THEM!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A UNICORN? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A MAGICAL FOREST FILLED WITH TALKING TREES THAT GIVE YOU QUESTS TO FIND THE LOST GOLDEN PICKAXE OF LEGEND!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
explore the depths of the hypothalamus, battle fierce enemies like evil neurons and rogue glial cells, and collect rare loot like protein power-ups and heat-resistant armor. with quantitative proteomics at your fingertips, you’ll have all the insights you need to conquer this crazy world and emerge victorious.
so what are you waiting for? join our server today and let the madness begin! who knew being a rat in the hypothalamus could be so much fun?!
Join us for insane adventures, like turning the car around and dropping off disrespectful players at their virtual houses. We don’t tolerate fat jokes or any kind of nonsense here – unless it’s in good fun, of course.
So come on over and experience the thrill of standing up for pregnant wives and zebra print skirts in a world where anything is possible. Who needs baseball games when you can have a virtual birthday party that’ll make your family question your sanity? Join now and let the chaos begin!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have in no time! And if that’s not enough, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for ultimate camouflage while sneaking up on unsuspecting players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land of endless cake and puppies. Don’t miss out on all the fun and laughter, join now and let the madness begin!
if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.
we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.
so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.
join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.
come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.
| Welcome to Bloom SMP |
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| The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships. |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
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| Joinable versions | 1.9 – 1.20.6 |
| Features |
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| Anti griefing |
| Cross play |
| A welcoming community |
| An active Discord |
| A friendly staff team |
| Regular events |
| Additional Information |
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| Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out. |
| Website: https://bloomsmp.net |
| Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp |
A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.
A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.
A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.
A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.
A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.
Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and strut your stuff like a Minecraft supermodel. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Our server hosts weekly drag queen dance parties where you can boogie down with your blocky buddies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Drag Queen Dragon, a majestic creature who spits glitter instead of fire. Defeat her in battle and earn the title of Drag Queen Slayer – the most fabulous title in all of Minecraft history.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner drag queen shine! Remember, in this world, it’s slay or be slayed – oh wait, not a drag queen!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly players who were all just as eager to fap together. They built a giant monument dedicated to the joys of fappin’, complete with a fountain that spurted out lube instead of water. It was a sight to behold.
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find special events like the “What’re ya buying? hehehe” edition, where players can trade rare items for even rarer… um, services. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other Minecraft server.
So come join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your internet connection. 😉