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  • SMP of Unjustified Rage

    SMP of Unjustified Rage

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    Ohhhh boy, listen up fellow block bashers and pixel pals, you absolutely are not ready for the sheer level of chaos and delight awaiting you in this ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Imagine this: you log in, and BAM! First thing you see is a giant chicken made of TNT, and guess what? Just TELLING it to explode doesn’t even work! You gotta milk it first! WHY? No one knows! But do you really wanna find out? Nope, just go with it.

    Now, do you ever feel absolutely unjustifiably angered by the way your dog stares at you while you’re trying to build a mansion made of dirt? Well, here? Your anger can be unleashed! We have a whole section of the world where you can vent your frustrations on NPCs who just stand there and sell you bread. Bread! Like, who even eats that in Minecraft? Train your aim while yoinking their heads off.

    But wait, there’s MORE! Ever thought, “Man, I wish I could fight a Wither while riding a llama that’s also a vending machine”? No? Well, here’s the thing: you’ll think about it when you see it, because THAT is the real meta! Grab your gold-silk enchanted pants (don’t ask how you get them, just know you’ll be blessed) and saddle up for a life-changing adventure through the realm of insane crafting recipes. Do you wanna craft a sword made out of cactus? Congrats, you can just because we said you can!

    Oh, and don’t forget about that one time when Steve, our so-called "hero," accidentally released a horde of rabid llamas into the Nether because he thought “Oh hey, my inventory is a bit empty. Let’s throw a party!". Spoiler alert: the party ended with explosions and temporary insanity but somehow, a battlecat emerged from the chaos!!! Yeah, he’s a cat that commands armies of mobs. He thinks he’s a king now.

    We got epic land battles, treasure hunts for ancient rubies that may or may not be useful, and shocking plot twists like discovering the Ender Dragon is actually just some emo teenager named Chad who’s mad because no one wants to hang out with him. Seriously, he just needs a friend!

    So, if you ever wanted to engage in an eternal struggle against sheer random nonsense while telling your future kids how you literally tamed a demon pig with nothing but a feather and a sense of adventure, then hop on right now! Your discord notifications won’t have any meaning until you see what’s in store. Let the ridiculousness be your map to glory, and remember: if it makes no sense, it probably belongs here! 🐉✨

    Join us – or don’t, but if you don’t, a small crab will haunt you during your sleep. 🍔💤

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafting Minds Minecraft SMP

    Crafting Minds Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up, fellow blockheads! If you’re still wandering around like a lost noob in the pixelated wilderness, lemme tell you this crazy Minecraft SMP is where the TRUE chaos is at! Here are the most OUTRAGEOUS reasons to join us, and trust me, it’s weirder than your great aunt’s meatloaf recipe!

      • Creepers Have Feelings Too: Ever had a pet creeper? No? That’s ‘cause you haven’t joined us yet! In our server, we have “Creeper Therapy Thursdays” where we sit in a circle (it’s a square really, but shhh) and teach them how to express their feelings instead of exploding all the time! Why? Because they just wanna be loved, man!

      • Potato Worshipping Cult: There’s this underground cult that worships potatoes, like, actual spuds. You gotta dig ’em, but then you GLOW LIKE A GOD! I’m talking, you’ll be the next Potato Jesus with your own following of French fry disciples. Who needs diamonds when you can rule the world with CARBS?!

      • Enderman Fashion Week: Fashionistas beware! We’re hosting the annual Enderman Fashion Week where you can design the most fabulous outfits using blocks nobody ever thought would look good together. You wanna wear a diamond chestplate with a suspiciously bright pink wool skirt? GO FOR IT! Enderman strutting down the block runway? YES PLEASE!

      • Skyblock, but with Cheese: Forget boring old Skyblock. We got SkyCHEESE! You start floating on a big ol’ chunk of cheddar and have to navigate cheese enemies and fondue traps. It’s gooey, sticky, and absolutely delightful! Cheese-loving homies, this is your time to SHINE!

      • Villager Karaoke Nights: We got villagers who can sing and dance and will serenade you every Wednesday! They are actually surprisingly good. Gotta love that auto-tune! Last time, they dropped a sick cover of “Despacito,” but it came out sounding like “Despacito with a side of pancakes” and it’s a vibe!

      • The Great Llama Race: Every Sunday, we hold the Llama Derby, where you race decorated llamas across our server (or a lava pit if you wanna spice things up!). Whoever loses has to wear a sign that says "I’m a dill pickle” for a whole week! Classic humiliation and a test of speed!

      • End Update Party: If you think the End is boring, you haven’t experienced our End Update Parties where we literally fly through the sky, throw potions, and do raindance rituals to summon the Ender Dragon for pizza and Minecraft cake! (No, we don’t actually get pizza. But it’s the thought that counts!)

    If you’re ready to jump into a pixelated world of madness, join us and unleash your inner wall-climbing potato-singing llama jockey! It’s the adventure of a lifetime or at least a really good excuse to ignore your responsibilities! PUT ON YOUR BIG KID PANTS and let’s get weird! 🚀💥🍕

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  • MineCraftStressRelief SMP

    MineCraftStressRelief SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.

    So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ultimate Survival Adventure

    Ultimate Survival Adventure

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    Survival

    Welcome to the best Minecraft adventure ever! If you like surviving, chaos, challenges, or excitement, this server is for you. Explore big worlds, build stuff, survive, and compete with other players in different game modes. In Survival, get resources and make your base, or go wild in Anarchy for crazy PvP battles. Try your luck in Skyblock, or fight it out in Hunger Games. Come join us for tons of fun, no matter how you like to play!

    sphincter.ddns.net

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Glimpsy Craft: Bedrock Survival

    Glimpsy Craft: Bedrock Survival

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    Glimpsy Server

    A void survival world where there are no blocks, just a bedrock platform. Players receive random items every 10 seconds, ranging from dirt to iron. Use these items to progress and reach the top of the server. The community is lively and you must protect your base from outsiders to prevent griefing!

    Glimpsy.Minehut.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mineway Adventures

    Mineway Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Mineway

    If you love playing games and want to have a blast in Minecraft, Mineway is the place to be! This server is super popular and has tons of cool multiplayer games to keep you entertained for hours.

    Made by a bunch of Minecraft fans, Mineway is the go-to spot for anyone looking for fun and exciting adventures. Whether you like Survival, Skyblock, or mini-games, there’s something for everyone here.

    You can level up and unlock new stuff as you play, which makes it even more awesome. Don’t forget to check out our website for more info and our server trailer!

    Mineway IP: mineway.net

    Visit Mineway’s website

    mineway.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Onyx SMP Roleplay & Adventure

    Onyx SMP Roleplay & Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Onyx SMP

    Description:

    Modded server that’s all about roleplay, exploring, getting better, and chatting with others.

    Main Mods:

      • Create
      • Spell stuff
      • Talk with your voice

    Join now and have a blast!

    onyx.mcserv.fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Axolotl School SMP

    Axolotl School SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Axolotl Middle School

    Welcome to the Axolotl SMP!

    The Axolotl SMP is a cool Minecraft server where everyone can play together. Join now and have fun!

    78.46.77.85:20588

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Hexacomb Vanilla SMP – Player-Driven Minecraft Server with Hermicraft Style (18+)

    Hexacomb Vanilla SMP – Player-Driven Minecraft Server with Hermicraft Style (18+)

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hexacomb Minecraft Server

    Key Features Vanilla Minecraft experience
    Gameplay Mechanics Player-Driven with limited mods and plugins
    Community Aspects Focus on creating friendships and memories
    Discord Join our Discord: discord.gg/ApjaXRjNaa

    FAQ

    What version of Minecraft does Hexacomb run on?

    Hexacomb runs on Minecraft 1.21.4 fabric & java.

    Are there any special features in Hexacomb season 6?

    Season 6 will feature mayoral elections where elected mayors can add datapacks and influence the season.

    How can I join the server?

    Apply to our whitelist and join the fun!

    What is the main focus of Hexacomb?

    The main focus is to provide a player-driven experience where the community is friendly and welcoming.

    Who can I contact for more information?

    Contact Chexse on Discord for any questions.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Mineplus Hub

    Mineplus Hub

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Mineplus!

    Mineplus is where cool people hang out to build stuff in Minecraft. Whether you’re a pro or a noob, we got your back to make your dreams come true!

    Join Us:

    play.mineplus.net

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