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  • TipsyCraft: Stressful Sips & Gender Giggles

    TipsyCraft: Stressful Sips & Gender Giggles
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 2782
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

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    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

    WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON HERE, LIKE GIANT PINK LLAMAS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE DANCING CREEPERS THAT DROP DIAMONDS WHEN YOU KILL THEM!

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A UNICORN? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A MAGICAL FOREST FILLED WITH TALKING TREES THAT GIVE YOU QUESTS TO FIND THE LOST GOLDEN PICKAXE OF LEGEND!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

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  • OldManCraft SMP: 55YearsOfHurt

    OldManCraft SMP: 55YearsOfHurt
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 9530
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

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    Are you tired of the constant disappointment in sports? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! We’ve got over 55 years of hurt in football, 35 years of hurt in basketball, 33 years of hurt in baseball, and 24 years of hurt in hockey. But fear not, because in our world, you can finally experience victory and success! Join us and turn your luck around in the most epic way possible. Who needs real sports when you can dominate in Minecraft? Let’s break the curse and start winning together!

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  • MommaMinecraftServer

    MommaMinecraftServer
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 7932
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Endless Legions Commanded: 42
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

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    Are you tired of dealing with unexpected in-laws invading your personal space? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual world is free from meddling mother-in-laws and passive-aggressive partners. Build your dream house without worrying about surprise guests ruining your vibe. Plus, if things get heated, you can always block them in-game! Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and start building your perfect escape from family chaos!

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  • HateCraft: Family Edition

    HateCraft: Family Edition
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 5511
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Emeralds Found: 7107

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, backstabbing, and passive-aggressive comments!

    Our server is perfect for those who love a good soap opera storyline. Just like the OP’s brother-in-law, you’ll find yourself in the middle of juicy drama that will keep you on your toes. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

    Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics, questionable parenting choices, and heated arguments. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught in a love triangle or two! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be the star of your very own Minecraft soap opera. See you on the server!

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  • NoKarensPlz – Minecraft SMP

    NoKarensPlz – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 8835
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

    Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or watch as a group of chickens form a rebellion against the players. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a stack of potatoes. So come on, join us and be a part of the madness!

    As for the question of what you would never name your child, well, on our server, we have a strict rule that all players must name their children after their favorite block in Minecraft. So if you’re not ready to have a little “Dirt” or “Obsidian” running around, then this server might not be for you. But trust us, the chaos and laughter that ensues from these ridiculous names is totally worth it!

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  • Blocky Truth Bombs

    Blocky Truth Bombs
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 1593
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Farms Harvested: 498
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Zombie Dances: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers throwing wild parties. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a pet slime named Bob who tells the best jokes in town.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again.

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  • CraftyMossIntel

    CraftyMossIntel
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 653
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 10

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    So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like, the craziest place in all of Minecraft land! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil story.

    Once upon a time, there was this super smart dude who was the head of Israeli military intelligence. He was like, the big boss man, you know? But then one day, he was all like, “Oops, my bad, my fault,” and he had to leave his post all tearful and stuff. Can you imagine? A big shot like him messin’ up like that?

    Anyway, back to the Minecraft server. It’s so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it! We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers doin’ the cha-cha. Plus, the diamonds are like, everywhere! You’ll be rollin’ in bling, my friend.

    So come on and join us on this crazy ride. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next? Just remember, if you mess up, you can always blame it on the pig who stole your diamonds. Happy mining, y’all!

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  • Cheat Code Galaxy

    Cheat Code Galaxy
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 5940
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

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    Yo, imagine if Star Wars was just a big ol’ video game and the force was like, the ultimate cheat code. Well, that’s basically what this server is all about, except instead of lightsabers, you’ll be wielding diamond swords and blasting creepers with TNT.

    Join our server if you wanna be the ultimate Jedi Master or Sith Lord, using your cheat code force powers to dominate the competition. Trust me, you ain’t never seen a server like this before.

    Plus, we’ve got crazy events like Ewok dance parties and Wookiee karaoke nights. And don’t even get me started on the Death Star roller coaster ride we built in the sky. It’s out of this world, literally.

    So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the force is strong, but the laughs are even stronger. May the block be with you, always.

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  • BuzzCraft: Save the Bees!

    BuzzCraft: Save the Bees!
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 5938
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Votes: 6365 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3337 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the bees are thriving and living their best lives! we got flowers for days and the bees are buzzing around like they own the place. our server is like a bee paradise, with fields of flowers as far as the eye can see.

    we even have a special event where you can ride on the back of a giant bee and fly around the server, collecting honey and spreading pollen like a true bee superhero. it’s a bee-tastic adventure that you won’t want to miss!

    plus, our server is eco-friendly and sustainable, so you can feel good about helping to save the bees while having a blast. join us now and bee part of something amazing! 🐝🌼🍯 #savethebees #minecraftfun #buzzingaround

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  • AlexandriaSMP: Where we ignore the voices in our head and use voice chat instead! Must be 16+ to handle the insanity!

    AlexandriaSMP: Where we ignore the voices in our head and use voice chat instead! Must be 16+ to handle the insanity!
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 8712
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Enchantments Applied: 74
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Falling into the Void: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Potions Brewed: 106 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

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    AlexandriaSMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/gf_bday_exclusion_lolz/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to AlexandriaSMP – A Community-Driven Minecraft Experience

    Are you looking for a Minecraft server where your voice matters and your creativity is valued? Welcome to AlexandriaSMP, a place where community comes first.

    Why Choose AlexandriaSMP?

    Features Description
    Experienced 18+ Admin Team Our mature and experienced admins have a long history of managing successful Minecraft servers, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.
    Community-Driven Decisions Major server decisions are made by the community through voting. Your input shapes the world we build together.
    Enhanced World Generation Explore our new 1.21+ map featuring Tectonic World Generation for stunning landscapes and Arboria for lush, immersive foliage.
    Trust-Based System with CoreProtect No need for land claims. We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring any issues are quickly resolved. We prioritize a respectful and trustworthy community.
    Regular Events Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more. There’s always something happening on AlexandriaSMP.
    Thriving Economy Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy, adding an extra layer of interaction and fun.

    Become Part of the AlexandriaSMP Community

    Ready to join? Visit our Website or connect with us on Discord to get started.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the server? A: You can visit our website or join our Discord server for more information on how to join AlexandriaSMP.

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on? A: We run on the latest version of Minecraft, currently 1.21+

    Q: Are there any age restrictions to join AlexandriaSMP? A: Yes, we have a minimum age requirement of 18+ to ensure a mature community environment.

    Q: How can I participate in the server’s events? A: Keep an eye on our announcements in-game or on Discord for event schedules and participation details.

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  • SeriesDrop Minecraft Server

    SeriesDrop Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 4695
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1154 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 41 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to drop out faster than a hot potato? Well, look no further because our server will have you hooked from the first block you break! We’ve got more excitement than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that will make you feel like a real-life Indiana Jones. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of golden feathers. Legend has it, whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to take on this feathered monarch and make your dreams come true?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, once you start playing, you won’t be able to drop out even if you wanted to!

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