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Stress Levels

  • Scrolling Sweat Stop

    Scrolling Sweat Stop
    Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make your heart race faster than when you’re scrolling through social media? Well, look no further, cuz this server will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna!

    When you join, be prepared to experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through insane challenges and obstacles that will have your heart pounding like a jackhammer. And get this, when you finally stop playing, your heart rate won’t slow down, it will actually speed up even more!

    So if you’re looking for a server that will give you an adrenaline rush like no other, then come join us and see if you can handle the excitement. But be warned, once you start, you won’t be able to stop!

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  • FedGovFrenzy

    FedGovFrenzy
    Are you tired of dealing with the drama and chaos of the US federal government? Come escape to our Minecraft server where the only mood is pure fun and relaxation! Build your dream world without worrying about political scandals or government shutdowns. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is actually a disgruntled former government employee who just wants to chill and play some Minecraft. Join us now for a much-needed break from the craziness of real life!

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  • Stress-Free Surgeon Server

    Stress-Free Surgeon Server
    JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA BE A SURGEON IN DA GAME! WE MAKE U DO SURGERIES ON CREEPERS AND IF U GET STRESSED OUT, U DO BETTER! LIKE, WTF? BUT IT WORKS! U GOTTA CONTROL UR STRESS TO BE A PRO SURGEON IN MINECRAFT! SO JOIN US AND BECOME DA BEST SURGEON IN DA BLOCKY WORLD!

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  • AgeCraft SMP: Wrinkles & Wisdom

    AgeCraft SMP: Wrinkles & Wisdom
    Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft boomer? Join our SMP where the Fountain of Youth is real and will make you look younger with every block you mine! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon uses anti-aging cream to stay looking fresh. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn back the clock and become the hottest block in town!

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  • LeftistLamentations

    LeftistLamentations
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got all the vibes and none of the stress like those lefties during covid. we got republicans running around with no masks, living their best lives and getting that beauty sleep. join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter, where the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine in a day. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!

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  • NostrilStressCraft

    NostrilStressCraft
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate stress reliever, man. like, you know how sometimes you’re just, like, trying to mine some diamonds and then BAM, creeper blows up in your face? well, on this server, creeper explosions are, like, banned.

    also, like, did you know that breathing through your left nostril can, like, make you more stressed? well, on this server, we only breathe through our right nostril, so you’ll be, like, super chill all the time.

    oh, and get this – on this server, if you find a chicken, it’ll, like, lay golden eggs instead of regular ones. you can use them to, like, buy enchanted gear and stuff.

    so, like, if you wanna join a server where you can relax, breathe through the right nostril, and get rich off of golden eggs, then, like, join us now!

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