also, like, did you know that breathing through your left nostril can, like, make you more stressed? well, on this server, we only breathe through our right nostril, so you’ll be, like, super chill all the time.
oh, and get this – on this server, if you find a chicken, it’ll, like, lay golden eggs instead of regular ones. you can use them to, like, buy enchanted gear and stuff.
so, like, if you wanna join a server where you can relax, breathe through the right nostril, and get rich off of golden eggs, then, like, join us now!
imagine flyin around on ur elytra and suddenly a chunk of rocket hits u outta nowhere, sending u spiralin down to the ground like a derp. it’s like a thrill ride every time u log on!
plus, there’s a 26% chance each year of airspace bein disrupted, so u never know when u gonna have to navigate through a field of floatin debris just to get to ur friend’s house. it’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with rockets instead of balls.
so come join us on dis server and experience the chaos for urself. who needs boring old regular minecraft when u can have rocket debris rainin down on u instead? let’s get wild, baby!
| Worlds | Description |
|---|---|
| Ancaladore | Main world of the server |
| Morhollow | Nether world |
| Vastoria | End world |
Join with: enter.kingdomscalling.com
1st 10 Claims in Ancaladore FREE
Buy more land with in-game money or Kicas
Earn FREE claims through VOTING and PLAYTIME
NO Land Upkeeps
PVP ON everywhere
PVP Protection in claims (NO PROTECTION OPTIONS)
Only Nether has personal PVP Protection If choose
Unclaimed Lands reset randomly
Website: www.kingdomscalling.com
Discord: https://discord.gg/cQjxPx3j39
Imagine a world where pigs fly, literally! You can ride them through the skies like a majestic bacon-powered unicorn.
And the best part? You can build a house out of actual cheese blocks! Say cheese and smile as you watch your dairy dream home come to life.
But wait, there’s more! You can even battle giant zombie chickens with laser eyes. It’s like a poultry apocalypse up in here.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world with keychains that represent all the colors of the rainbow. Whether you’re a proud member of the LGBTQ+ community or just a fan of bright colors, our server has something for everyone.
And don’t worry about encountering any homophobes here – we’ve got a special pastel American flag keychain just for them. They’ll be too busy praising America to spread hate, thanks to our sneaky keychain tactics.
So come on over and join the fun – you won’t find a more inclusive and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!
But wait, it gets even crazier. The spawn point is actually a giant taco that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. And if you manage to find the secret hidden base, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. I’m not even kidding, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that the PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by flying pigs? Yeah, you heard me. Flying. Pigs. And if you win a match, you get a special potion that turns you into a disco ball for 24 hours.
So, like, if you’re looking for a totally wacky and wild Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear.
