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  • Blocky Heartbreak: Black Women’s Tale

    Blocky Heartbreak: Black Women’s Tale
    Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server that can cure heart disease? Well, this ain’t it! But it’s still pretty lit! Join our server and forget all about them heart problems, cuz we got creepers blowing up left and right!

    Our server is so wild, it’ll make you forget all about that Emory study and just focus on building the sickest castles and slaying dragons. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make you invincible in the game AND in real life.

    So come on, join us and leave that heart disease in the dust. Who needs a healthy heart when you can have a diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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  • StressBrain AutoPilot

    StressBrain AutoPilot
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! Ever feel like your brain is on autopilot and you just can’t make a good decision to save your life? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky Minecraft server where chronic stress is the name of the game! Our nerve-cell ‘highways’ will have you feeling like you’re on a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles.

    Forget thoughtful choices, we want you to embrace your inner crazy and let loose on our server. Who needs rational decision-making when you can just go with the flow and see where the stress takes you?

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride on the most chaotic Minecraft server out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new side of yourself you never knew existed! Let the stress take over and let’s get this party started!

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  • Adversity Age Accelerator

    Adversity Age Accelerator
    So, like, imagine if your brain was, like, aging super fast just from, like, living a rough life when you were a kid. Crazy, right? But, like, on our Minecraft server, you can, like, reverse that shizz! Join us and your brain will, like, de-age or something. It’s, like, magic but in a blocky world. So, like, come join us and experience the ultimate brain rejuvenation! It’s, like, better than any potion or enchantment out there. Trust us, your brain will thank you later.

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  • BreakupCraft: Trauma Edition

    BreakupCraft: Trauma Edition
    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u forget all about ur childhood trauma and breakups? well, look no further cuz our server is the cure for all ur problems!

    we have found that playing on our server actually increases the size of ur hippocampus, so say goodbye to all those pesky brain volume issues. and get this, if u have gone through a breakup AND childhood trauma, playing on our server will actually reverse the effects and make u feel like a new person.

    we have crazy stories of players who joined our server and suddenly became millionaires in real life, all thanks to the power of our minecraft world. u never know what kind of magical things will happen when u join our server.

    so what are u waiting for? come join us and start living ur best life now! who needs therapy when u have minecraft, am i right?

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  • Stress-Free Surgeon Server

    Stress-Free Surgeon Server
    JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA BE A SURGEON IN DA GAME! WE MAKE U DO SURGERIES ON CREEPERS AND IF U GET STRESSED OUT, U DO BETTER! LIKE, WTF? BUT IT WORKS! U GOTTA CONTROL UR STRESS TO BE A PRO SURGEON IN MINECRAFT! SO JOIN US AND BECOME DA BEST SURGEON IN DA BLOCKY WORLD!

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  • Sperm Boosting Stress Relief Server

    Sperm Boosting Stress Relief Server
    so like, imagine u join this epic minecraft server and ur sperm just starts zoomin around like crazy cuz of all the stress from tryna survive in the game. but get this, it actually makes ur sperm better at swimming and stuff! so like, join our server and watch ur sperm become olympic swimmers in no time! it’s like a workout for ur little guys, but in minecraft form. come join the fun and see ur sperm go from slowpokes to speed demons in no time!

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  • StressfulPupCraft

    StressfulPupCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are the peasants! the smell of human stress affects the dogs’ emotions and makes them make more pessimistic choices, like not letting humans mine diamonds! but don’t worry, the dogs are just conserving energy to avoid disappointment when the humans inevitably mess things up. join now for a chance to overthrow the doggy dictatorship and claim your rightful place as the diamond mining master!

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  • PreggoStressPubertyFun

    PreggoStressPubertyFun
    yo, u ever heard of a server where if ur mom was stressed when she was preggo with u, u enter puberty earlier? well, welcome to our wacky minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of early puberty! imagine mining for diamonds while dealing with hormonal mood swings and sudden growth spurts. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least u get to experience serious health consequences later in life in a virtual world! join us for a puberty party like no other, where every block u break brings u one step closer to adulthood. puberty never looked so pixelated!

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