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Quit Job Craft: Where you can escape reality and mine your way to happiness!
Are you tired of the daily grind and dealing with xenophobic locals? Well, say goodbye to all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server!On our server, you can quit your job, leave all your worries behind, and escape to a remote island where you don’t have to work or pay rent. The locals are super friendly and welcoming, unlike those pesky xenophobic folks in real life.
Turn your life around and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous shenanigans. Who needs Japan when you have our epic Minecraft server waiting for you? Join now and let the fun begin!
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LazyCraft: Where We Take It Easy for Another Week
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!Join us for another week of taking it easy… or should we say, taking it CRAZY! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mini-games, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!
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ZombieBrains Minecraft Madness: Where Thinking is Overrated!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game way too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so fun that you’ll actually lose brain cells if you try to think too hard while playing. Trust us, turning your brain off is the key to success here.Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can find, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at the end of it filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, the rollercoaster is haunted by a ghostly chicken that will peck you to death if you’re not careful.
If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a PvP arena where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with carrot swords. It’s chaos, it’s ridiculous, and it’s absolutely hilarious. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course).
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The Forever Server
International, Active players, unique gaming experience, dedicated admin team, community environmentJoin us in crafting, exploring, and growing together in this unique gaming experience! We are looking for active players that like to build and enjoy a community environment! -No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome. -No (Mojang) chat reports. -No donation perks or any such frills. -No McMMO or alike. -IP: play.theforever.ca -Dynmap: play.theforever.ca:8123 -Discord: https://discord.gg/Rcf6SCWdaA
Trust based trading, 20% of player need to sleep to skip the night. The world will never reset! All made in survival, including spawn area, lots of public farms, and many builds in progress! "The Forever Server" is an international, community-driven server. There is constant communication on our Discord, both serious discussion and goofiness. We constantly seek the opinions and views of the player base and large changes are made through player discussion. Suggestions are always welcome. A dedicated admin team is always on hand to make sure things are working smoothly, bad behaviour is squashed, and your time on the server is stress-free. Our DynMap, which can be viewed through the website, allows you to navigate to your favourite biome and see how close/far you are from your fellow players.
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EcoCraft: Heart Health Boost!
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the water is bluer than your grandma’s wig! We got so much green space and blue water, you’ll feel like you’re living in a fancy gated community!And get this, fam – being on our server can lower your chances of getting some fancy heart disease stuff by up to 35%! That’s right, no more worrying about clogged arteries or whatever, just chillin’ in our virtual paradise.
Especially if you’re a Black player or living in a broke neighborhood, this server is the place to be. We got your back, homie!
So come on down and join us for some Minecraft madness. Who needs a gym membership when you can just play on our server all day? Let’s get those hearts pumpin’ and those blocks breakin’!
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FitCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to flex your gaming muscles and show off your mad skills? Then come join our server, where we pump iron and mine diamonds at the same time! Our server is so fit, even the creepers are shredded. Plus, our PvP arena is like a virtual CrossFit workout – except instead of burpees, you’re dodging fireballs. So ditch the boring servers and come join us for the ultimate workout for your thumbs. Who needs the gym when you can get ripped in Minecraft? -
CraftyPhase Minecraft Server
Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Phase Connect LinksOfficial, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Phase Connect LinksLooking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server! We’ve got more characters than a Villager trading post, with personalities as diverse as a Nether biome. From Lia the lava lover to Dizzy the diamond digger, there’s someone for everyone on this server.Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more drama than a stack of TNT. Whether you’re a redstone genius or a block-placing pro, this server is the place to be. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on the craziest Minecraft server around!
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CousinDrownDrama
Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy experience like no other! Just like the time I (14F) was swimming in a pool with my cousin (9F) who tried to drown me for no reason at all! But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where drowning is not allowed (unless it’s in diamonds, of course).We have a children’s section in our server, just like the pool, but don’t be fooled – things can get deep real quick. And if you ever find yourself in trouble, our non-lifeguard lady will swoop in to save the day, just like in real life (minus the drowning part).
So come join us and let out all your frustrations by building epic structures and battling it out with other players. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be drowning in is fun! (No cousins allowed, though)
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PixelLove Minecraft Server
Remember that time your significant other built you a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Yeah, neither do we. But on our server, that kind of epic gesture is just another Tuesday. Join us and experience a world where your wildest Minecraft dreams come true, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), and where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. So why settle for a boring old dinner date when you could be building a roller coaster through the Nether with your boo? Join our server and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).