Chill Vanilla SMP 16+ Whitelist

No Drama Allowed, Chill, Wholesome Gaming Community, ”’Vanilla Adventure Awaits, ”’Minecraft Community Hub

UpcomingSMP: Chill Vanilla Fun Awaits!

Tired of toxic servers? Sick of admins who think they own the place? Want a spot to chill? Look no further!

What to Expect:

Pure Vanilla Just good ol’ Minecraft, no weird stuff.
Chill Vibes Only Enjoy a relaxed space. No stress, just fun!
16+ Only No kids, just grown-ups (and maybe some quirky folks).
Cross-Play Java and Bedrock players can join in on the fun!

Why Wait?

The server is almost ready to go! Join the Discord and grab your spot!

DISCORD CODE: 52TmzdubNW

Get in there and let the good times roll!

Chill Vanilla SMP Hub 16+

Cross-Platform Fun, Engaging Multiplayer Adventures, Seasoned Players Only, Unique Crafting Opportunities, Inclusive Player Base

UpcomingSMP – Chill Vanilla SMP

Tired of power-hungry admins and griefers? Want a chill spot with cool peeps? Look no further!

Server Details:

Type: SMP (Whitelist)
Platform: Java & Bedrock
Age: 16+
Experience: Full Vanilla
Community: Discord

Why Join?

Vanilla Minecraft: Just like God made it.
Chill Vibes: No stress, just fun.
16+ Only: No squeakers, just the real ones.
Cross-Play: Java and Bedrock can play together!

What are you waiting for? Join our Discord and grab your spot!

DISCORD CODE: 52TmzdubNW

Blocky Blues: Depressive Symptoms Hypertension

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 99.9% chance of finding diamonds in the first 5 minutes of gameplay! you’ll be mining like a pro in no time, just like how our players found a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples!

our server is so lit that even players with depressive symptoms have a 54% increased chance of becoming the richest player on the server! it’s like magic, but better because it’s minecraft!

we have epic battles with giant spiders and creepers that explode into rainbows and unicorns! you’ll never be bored on our server, especially when you discover the hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted armor and weapons that shoot fireballs!

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Enchanted Realms 1.21.3

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boring girlfriends who talk about their day like it’s the most exciting thing ever. No more middle-of-the-road opinions, just pure chaotic fun!

>no annoying coworkers to deal with, just me and my blocky pals building epic structures and battling mobs

Leave behind the annoying coworkers and dive into a world where it’s just you and your blocky buddies, creating epic structures and fighting off hordes of mobs. Who needs human interaction when you have Minecraft?

>no more mundane tasks, just endless possibilities and adventures in a pixelated paradise

Say goodbye to mundane tasks and hello to endless possibilities in our pixelated paradise. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join now and never look back!

ExGrannyGiftGate

Narcissistic, relationship, collection, grandmother, Pregnancy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy ex drama that will keep you entertained for hours!

Imagine a world where you can trade stone carved pregnant elephants with your ex’s new girlfriend’s pregnant elephant. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating through ex relationships, family heirlooms, and accusations of being a lowlife. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this crazy story. Join our server now and get ready for some wild adventures!

SaudiCraft Server: $600B Invested in Fun!

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so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got like, so much money flowing in, it’s cray cray. like, the saudi crown prince himself called up trump and was like, “yo, we gonna invest $600 billion in this server, cuz it’s lit af.”

we got like, diamond blocks for days, man. you wanna build a castle made entirely of diamonds? we got you, fam. and the mobs here are like, next level. we got zombie pigmen riding on creepers, man. it’s wild.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, we got that too. so come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get this party started, yo!

NukeCraftAsiaAlarm

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lol, u know what else is a nuclear power? dis minecraft server! join us for some explosive fun and chaos! we got creepers that explode like fireworks and pigs that shoot lasers out their eyes! u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on dis server. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. come join us before Kim Jong-un tries to nuke us too!

Mystic Trap Enigma 1.20.5

Manga, LGBTQ community, Stereotypes, trap, LGBTQ

Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, man. We got so many traps, but not the kind you’re thinking of, okay? These traps are like, next level, they’re like anime characters but in Minecraft form. And get this, they’re not just homo fetish bait, they’re like, actual cool characters with powers and stuff. It’s like living in a crazy anime world but in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret joining, it’s a whole new level of epicness.

CraftyRedFlagz

unethical behavior, dishonesty, overlooked signs, negative atmosphere, CraftyRedFlagz

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes. And don’t even get us started on our annual llama rodeo event – it’s a real hoot!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear).

ADHD Life Expectancy Gap: 7-9 Years

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Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da craziest shenanigans goin’ on! We got pigs flyin’, cows doin’ backflips, and creepers breakdancin’!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where u can build a house outta diamond blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil zombies. Plus, if u join, u’ll live 10 years longer than if u don’t. It’s been scientifically proven by a totally legit study, trust me.

So come on over and join da fun! Who needs ADHD when u got a Minecraft server like dis? Let’s get blocky, baby! 🎮🦄🕺

Stress-Free Minecraft Sessions