But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with spooky ghosts (spoiler alert: they’re actually just villagers in costume). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary chicken jousting arena where players ride on chickens and battle it out with feathered swords. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll instantly lose 10 pounds and gain superhuman strength. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever!
And don’t even get me started on our building competitions. We once had to build a giant statue of a potato and let me tell you, things got out of hand real quick. People were building potato cannons and launching spuds at each other, it was absolute chaos.
But the best part about this SMP is the community. We’re all a bunch of weirdos who love to goof around and have a good time. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let your freak flag fly and just be yourself, then you need to join us ASAP!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin!
But beware, once you join, you may lose track of time and forget to do anything else. Just ask our player who claims to have lost so much in real life because they were too busy building virtual empires. So come join us and get lost in the madness of our insane Minecraft world!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cake Castle, where every block is made of delicious cake and every room is filled with frosting. Explore this sugary paradise and feel like a king or queen of confectionery!
Still not convinced? How about this: we have a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your fingertips. Who needs a diet when you can be a magical, flying, fireball-shooting wizard?!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to diets and hello to a world of endless treats and epic adventures!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old cow pies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled Bacon Tree, where crispy bacon strips grow ripe for the picking.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be hanging out with Diamond Cows and harvesting bacon from trees? Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and wacky shenanigans. We’ve got a secret underground rollercoaster that will make you question your sanity, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, and a pet pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot who will accompany you on all your quests.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave warriors to join him on his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Blocky Bob once single-handedly took down an entire army of zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs sleep or social interaction when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and battling giant spiders? Trust us, your real-life responsibilities can wait. Minecraft is calling, and it’s time to answer.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a virtual genetic lottery to win rare in-game items. Who needs real-life sports when you can test your luck and skill in the pixelated world of Minecraft?
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of randomness, chaos, and of course, plenty of diamonds to go around. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot and become the ultimate genetic lottery winner of our server!
imagine fighting off creepers with giant pickles or building a house out of shrinking ketchup bottles. the possibilities are endless on this server where the laws of physics are just suggestions.
come join us and experience the insanity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the self-minimizing fridge items. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
Picture this: you’re chillin’ in our server, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a lone star tick tries to ruin your day. But wait, you got them nanoparticles coursing through your virtual veins, so you just laugh in that tick’s face and keep on buildin’ your epic castle.
And get this, fam – our server is like a virtual University of Michigan, but way cooler. We got mad scientists workin’ round the clock to make sure you can chow down on all the red meat you want without worryin’ ’bout them tick bites. Climate change ain’t got nothin’ on us!
So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and say goodbye to alpha-gal syndrome forever! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns you into a diamond-encrusted superhero. The possibilities are endless, yo!
| Server Discord | https://discord.gg/wvkqYHuKqE |
|---|---|
| Community | Adult players who enjoy stress-free Minecraft |
| Server Type | Low-stress, grief-free community with optional modded servers |
We are adult players with normal lives who enjoy relaxing and fun gameplay. We have a tight-knit community that respects each other.
Our server promotes a low-stress atmosphere where players can have fun together. It is free from griefing and thieving, and we aim to build a fun-loving community.
Yes, we host modded servers as well. Currently, we have a Valhelsia 6 modpack server available for those interested.
| Plugin/Data Pack | Description |
|---|---|
| AFK Display | Player name fades when AFK after 5 mins |
| Zombie Flesh to Leather | Cook zombie flesh to get leather |
| Armor Statues | Used to pose armor statues |
| Coordinates HUD | Toggle on/off coords above hotbar |
| VeinMiner | Allows instant mining of groups of adjacent blocks |
| And more… | Various other plugins for gameplay enhancements |
Join us for a virtual adventure like no other, where you can interact with Japanese Vtubers and dive into their crazy world of Aogiri Highschool, Dot Live, and even VPI Cafe (where the coffee is so good, it’ll make your character jittery in-game)!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to attend Hasunosora Highschool or become a member of the Sinsogumi gang? Well, now you can on our server! You can even join forces with Kizuna Ai Inc to take down the evil 774 inc corporation in an epic battle for virtual supremacy!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of virtual madness and mayhem! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the ASMR section and get stuck listening to virtual whispers for hours on end).
Experience the thrill of being the only man surrounded by a group of women who treat you like one of the girls. Get ready for some intense family bonding and enmeshed relationships that will make you question your own sanity.
Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through awkward situations like refusing to give a back rub to your wife’s half-sister and dealing with the consequences of “shaming” her in front of the whole family. Who knew a simple no could cause so much chaos?
Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where gender roles are blurred, boundaries are non-existent, and back rubs are a hot topic of discussion. It’s a vacation you’ll never forget, filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of unexpected twists. See you there!
Imagine finding out you have a long-lost brother in the world of Minecraft! Will you choose to reach out and forge a new bond, or will you stick with your adopted sibling and navigate the drama together? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some intense arguments and emotional turmoil along the way.
Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for buried family secrets instead? Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you questioning your loyalties and testing your relationships like never before.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of sibling rivalry and DNA discoveries. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world of family drama!