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Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ores Mined:	3533
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5496

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	250
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	31	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Votes:	3587

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	80
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

Cube Kingdom

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Falling into the Void:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

smp.cube-kingdom.de

WanderWild SMP

Adventures, community shops, Economy, Events, Explore, Minecraft, Player Ranks, PvP, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, WanderWild SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Towns Built:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

108.181.149.203:8202

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Donations, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	108
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

mr1.bear-land.net

Crafty Bible Minecraft Server

BIBLE, biblical interpretation, biblical teachings, Christianity, consent, controversial, controversial topics, Crafty, Ethics, Interpretation, Minecraft, morality, pro-pedophilia, pro-rape, Religion, religious beliefs, religious controversy, religious debate, religious text, sacred text, scripture, Server, sexual abuse, The Bible

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	3581	Players Killed by Monsters:	6802
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Garden of Eden meets the Nether! Have you read the Bible even once? Well, get ready to experience it in a whole new way on our server.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.