so like, imagine u join this epic minecraft server and ur sperm just starts zoomin around like crazy cuz of all the stress from tryna survive in the game. but get this, it actually makes ur sperm better at swimming and stuff! so like, join our server and watch ur sperm become olympic swimmers in no time! it’s like a workout for ur little guys, but in minecraft form. come join the fun and see ur sperm go from slowpokes to speed demons in no time!
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Sperm Boosting Stress Relief Server
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ExcuseCraft: Late Again!
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Tired of boring old excuses like traffic or oversleeping? Join our Minecraft server and tell your boss you were late because you were too busy fighting off a horde of creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Trust us, they’ll totally understand. Plus, who needs a job when you can spend all day building epic castles and riding pigs into battle? So come join us and make being late for work the most epic adventure of your life!
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KharkivCraft: Ukraine’s 3rd Brigade
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Yo, u ever heard of a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Ukraine’s 3rd Separate Assault Brigade pushing into Russian-occupied territory? Yeah, that’s right, we’re taking over land and building epic bases like no one’s business. Join us if u wanna be part of the most intense battles and conquer territory like a boss. Plus, we got crazy events like TNT wars and diamond hunts that will make u go wild. So come on, join the madness and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
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HotEmitCraft: FutureTech Server
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so, like, this server is like, the hottest thing since sliced bread, but like, in the minecraft world. we got scientists up in here inventing crazy stuff like hot-emitter transistors. like, what even is that? all we know is that it’s gonna make our server the most high-performance, low-power, multifunctional place to be.join us if you wanna be on the cutting edge of minecraft technology. we promise you won’t be disappointed. plus, we have a secret underground lab where we keep all the cool gadgets and gizmos. who knows what kind of crazy experiments we’ll come up with next?
so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most innovative minecraft server out there. trust us, you won’t regret it.
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VexMC: Where the only thing harder than surviving is trying to read our server title!
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Overview Join Vexmc, a chill server with 6 players online daily. This is a no PvP, no stealing server with only a few plugins to prevent lag. The server is whitelist, so players need to apply, but moderators are quick to accept. New players are welcome and there is a plugin (CoreProtect) to roll back grief and stealing. FAQ
Question Answer How do I join Vexmc? To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist. Moderators are quick to accept new players. What are the server rules? The server is no PvP, no stealing. Be respectful to other players and follow the guidelines set by the moderators. Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed. There is a plugin (CoreProtect) in place to roll back any griefing or stealing incidents. Are there any restrictions on building? Players are free to build within the rules of the server. Be creative and have fun building! Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, you can invite your friends to join Vexmc. They will also need to apply for the whitelist.
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CivilCraft Server – Join the Battle!
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the next United States Civil War is happening! Join us and choose your alliance – will you fight for the Purple Pandas, the Blue Bunnies, or the Green Goblins?The Purple Pandas are currently dominating the battlefield because they have mastered the art of riding llamas into battle and throwing exploding cupcakes at their enemies. The Blue Bunnies are not far behind, using their secret weapon of teleporting carrot cannons to surprise their foes. And the Green Goblins? Well, let’s just say they have a giant pet dragon on their side that breathes fire and shoots lasers from its eyes.
But what are they fighting over, you ask? The ultimate prize of a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn their enemies into adorable baby animals! So come join the fun and may the craziest alliance win!
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WoofCraft Minecraft SMP
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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where it’s a doggy dog world out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by a pack of talking dogs who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. You won’t find that anywhere else!
2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a giant mutant cat boss to access it. Are you up for the challenge?
3. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves and goes on epic hunting quests for rare loot. It’s like a Minecraft version of Twilight, but way cooler.
4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava pools and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So what are you waiting for? Join our doggy dog world Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky universe!
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DadDutyFree Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only kids you’ll have to deal with are the pixelated ones running around in-game!Join us for a virtual escape from your husband who thinks having more kids will solve all your problems. On our server, you can build a fortress to keep out all the unwanted baby talk and focus on mining for diamonds instead.
Don’t let your husband guilt-trip you into taking out your birth control – join our server and let your virtual adventures be the only thing popping out unexpectedly!
Escape the chaos of your real life and dive into a world where the only crying you’ll hear is from creepers blowing up your creations. Say goodbye to being a stay-at-home mom and hello to being a block-building badass on our server!
So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to forget about your husband’s baby fever and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. Plus, we promise there won’t be any toddlers throwing things in toilets – just the occasional zombie trying to break down your door.
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MommaCraft: AITA Edition
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Are you tired of your family not appreciating your green hair phase from when you were 14? Do you want to escape the judgmental looks and constant reminders of your past mistakes? Then join our Minecraft server, where nobody cares about your hair color or your family drama!On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without being judged for your past choices. Whether you want to build a castle, explore hidden caves, or just hang out with like-minded players, our server is the perfect escape from your family’s never-ending criticism.
Plus, we have a special event where you can dye your in-game avatar’s hair green and show off your rebellious side without any judgment! Join now and leave your family drama behind – because on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and enjoying the game!
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PineapplePizzaDebate – Minecraft SMP
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But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a secret pineapple farm hidden somewhere in the server, guarded by a giant pineapple monster who only allows the bravest of players to harvest its fruit. Will you be the one to uncover its location and claim the ultimate pineapple prize?
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and settle the age-old debate once and for all: pineapple on pizza – yay or nay?
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CraftyLiesMC
BELIEF, biggest lie, BRAINWASHING, Corruption, CraftyLiesMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, hidden agenda., ILLUSION, indoctrination, Life, Manipulation, Misconception, Misinformation, Propaganda, Reality, skepticism, society, TruthThat diamonds are the rarest thing in Minecraft! But not on our server! We have diamond trees that grow diamonds like apples, and diamond chickens that lay diamond eggs! Join us and become the richest player in the world by selling your diamond stash to the villagers for emeralds!But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds!
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other outrageous surprises await you in our wacky world!