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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 464 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you super speed and the ability to breathe underwater.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most gut-bustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.