Join us on our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing chickens and singing villagers. Our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, ready to grant you wishes (within reason, of course).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a magical floating island that is constantly changing and evolving. One day you might be mining for diamonds, and the next you could be racing against a herd of speedy turtles in a Mario Kart-style competition.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let’s recover together, because let’s face it, where are my frens at?
Join our server and witness the epic battle of the bulge as players compete to see who can flex the hardest. From bicep curls with blocks to squatting with creepers, our players are always pushing their muscles to the limit.
But beware, things can get a little too swole sometimes. We once had a player who got so jacked that their character model glitched and they ended up looking like a walking mountain of muscle. It was both terrifying and hilarious at the same time.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your own workout routine, come join us! Who knows, you might even find your perfect swolemate among our buff player base.
Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the pigs fly and the chickens do the cha-cha. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re sipping on potions with your best buds in no time.
So why wait? Join us today and let’s build a blocky empire together. And remember, no matter how tough things get in the game, just know that life will get better. And who knows, maybe one day we’ll actually be able to share that drink together, anon. Cheers to that!
Greenhaven focuses on providing semi-vanilla, anarchy like gameplay with some needed plugins to make the experience more enjoyable. For example, basic teleport commands like, /tpa /sethome have been added. Do you have what it takes to thrive? Join this semi-anarchy Minecraft server and put your building, fighting and survival skills to the test!
Even though its called semi-anarchy, Greenhaven does have a few rules.
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Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday. Our players have the power to shape the world around them, creating epic structures and battling mythical creatures with nothing but a carrot and a dream.
But beware, for with great power comes great responsibility…or in this case, great chaos! Our server is known for its unpredictable events, like spontaneous tornadoes made of TNT or giant chickens that rain down fireballs. It’s a madhouse, but hey, that’s half the fun!
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and creative as you are? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers guarded by a three-headed sheep. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that.
So come on down to our server and unleash your inner power player. Just remember, with great power comes great…well, you get the idea. Let’s get ready to rumble!
Basement Hub offers innovative gamemodes such as Hearts Box and more will come soon! Accompany 1k+ unique players in battling in tests of strength and rise to the top to become the ultimate winner!
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Join our server and experience a world where the reactors are still intact, causing all sorts of wacky and wild events to happen. From mutant creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next!
But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember to watch out for those pesky reactor explosions – they’re a real blast!
Join us for daily rainbow parades, where we ride on unicorns and throw glitter bombs at unsuspecting players. Don’t worry about being weak, because on our server, the power of friendship and love will protect you from any creeper attack.
We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where we dance the night away to the latest pop hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot our resident drag queen Ender Dragon putting on a fabulous show.
So come on over to our very gay and weak country, where the only thing stronger than our love for Minecraft is our love for each other. Join us today and let your rainbow flag fly high!
Join our server and you’ll be faced with the ultimate question: do you prefer hentai or real porn? Why choose when you can have both on our server?! We’ve got pixelated babes and beefcakes that will make your heart race faster than a creeper explosion.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players who have mastered the art of twerking in Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters shaking their pixelated booties like there’s no tomorrow.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a build-off, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a pet dragon).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wide world of Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build houses out of candy, and battle evil unicorns for magical loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet!
So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be living it up on “mogged”? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a spare pair of diamond pants.
Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? You got it. Want to turn into a block of cheese? Uh, we might have to think about that one.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history! Just remember, on our server, if you rest, you rust. So keep moving, keep building, and keep slaying those creepers like the boss you are!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.
So why choose between 1 or 2 when you can have it all on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, but that’s just part of the fun)!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pirate Captain Smokey Joe, who will challenge you to epic battles for treasure and glory. And rumor has it that buried somewhere on the server is a hidden stash of enchanted cigarettes that will give you superhuman abilities.
So why settle for a run-of-the-mill Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the thrill of cruising with cigarettes and battling pirates for magical smokes? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!
Join our server for the chance to embark on wild adventures with the girl pic rel and her band of misfit players. Rumor has it that she once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s out of this world, come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans the girl pic rel has in store for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything can happen!