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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 2046 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7439 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Are you tired of dealing with real-life Cartmans in your workplace? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a castle and lock up all the annoying coworkers inside, or create a maze filled with tasks they can never complete – just like Cartman and his easy tasks!
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama and ego-stroking of the real world. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about someone getting in your face and demanding a fist bump – unless, of course, you want to challenge them to a virtual fist fight in the game!
So come join us and let’s keep things strictly business – Minecraft business, that is. Let’s build, explore, and have a laugh at the expense of all the Cartmans out there. See you in the virtual world!
