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CraftyShitters Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Board, Community, CraftyShitters, disruptive behavior, forum management, internet, jannies, lazy trannies, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online forum, online governance, online harassment, online safety, Police, pw, rules enforcement, Server, streetshitters, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of the streetshitters running amok on this server? Do you feel like the lazy trannies and jannies just aren’t cutting it? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate authority in policing /pw/! Take down those pesky streetshitters with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s clean up this virtual street together!

BramptonCraft: Where the population is 99% creepers and the other 1% are just lost players

brampton, BramptonCraft, Canada, Canadian, canadian stereotypes, city life, CREEPERS, Cucknada, cultural melting pot, demographics, Diversity, immigration, Lost, minority groups, multicultural, ontario, Players, Population, streetshitters, suburban, urban living, Wake Up, what do

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of Brampton, Ontario (or as we like to call it, Cucknada) and join a community of epic gamers looking to survive and thrive in a virtual world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a giant lava moat to keep out any unwanted visitors (looking at you, streetshitters).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary Ender Dragon who guards a treasure trove of enchanted weapons and armor. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the loot for yourself?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs Brampton when you can build your own virtual paradise with us?

CatFeedCraft – Where your virtual pets are always well-fed and your creepers are always hungry!

animal care, cat, cat care, cat feeding, cat lover, cat parent, CatFeedCraft, CREEPERS, daily routine, daily task, Feeding, feeding time, feline friend, furry friend, Hungry, pet care, pet feeding, pet health, pet ownership, pet reminder, Pets, reminder, RESPONSIBILITY, virtual, wellfed

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Star Shards Collected:	164	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of your cat giving you the stink eye because you forgot to feed it while you were too busy playing on our epic Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because on our server, your cat will be so mesmerized by the amazing builds and crazy adventures that it won’t even remember it’s hungry! Join us now and say goodbye to guilt-tripping felines and hello to endless fun and laughter. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret catnip garden hidden somewhere in the world…just saying.

Crafty Snake’s Minecraft Misadventures: The Phantom Block

action, big boss, BLOCK, Crafty, Diamond Dogs, Espionage, Fox Engine, Gaming, Kojima, Konami, metal gear, metal gear solid, metal gear timeline, MGSV, Minecraft, Misadventures, outer heaven, patriots, Phantom, phantom pain, SNAKE, Snakes, solid snake, stealth, video games

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Are you tired of waiting for the next Metal Gear game to come out? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience the epic showdown between Snake and Liquid Ocelot in a pixelated world!

Join our server and witness the intense battles between cardboard box-wielding warriors and diamond sword-wielding soldiers. Build your own Mother Base and recruit an army of blocky soldiers to take down your enemies.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Big Boss himself makes a guest appearance on the server, riding a pig and shouting “Kept you waiting, huh?” as he charges into battle.

So why wait for the next Metal Gear game when you can create your own epic story on our server? Join now and become the legend of the blocky battlefield!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the worst presidency in the last 80 years can’t ruin the fun!

abortion, Accountability, bribes, controversial decisions, Corruption, Crafty, CREEPERS, Divorce, economic downturn, failed policies, foreign relations, Fun, government spying, gun control, historical legacy, Improvement, Incompetence, ineffective leadership, national security, political scandals, Presidency, public trust, ruin, united states, WORST, worst presidency, Years

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and crazy adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong. That’s right, we have mutant creepers, zombie villagers, and even a dragon president who is trying to take over the world! But don’t worry, we have plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is also a portal to other dimensions! You can travel to a land filled with candy, a world where pigs fly, or even a realm where everything is made of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens and killer bunnies – they’re not your average mobs!

Crafting Chaos – Sonic Speed Server

booru, Chaos, Crafting, cytube, Fang the Hunter, IDW Release Dates, IHOP Sonic Promotion, Knuckles Series Trailer, Mod Recommendation, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, rouge, Server, sonic, Sonic comic scans, Sonic Game Recommendation, sonic movie, Sonic Stadium, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Toy Party, SPEED, Spring Broken, Year of Shadow

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2014	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to the Craziest Sonic the Hedgehog Server in the Multiverse! Join us as we discuss everything Sonic, from the latest game announcements to leaked Sonic Toy Parties!

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to run as fast as Sonic himself and collect rings like there’s no tomorrow. Plus, we have a secret Knuckles Series Trailer that will blow your mind – it’s so epic, even Eggman himself is shaking in his robotic boots!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive access to the Sonic the Hedgehog 3 game before it’s even released, so you can get a head start on all your friends. And don’t even get me started on our Sonic comic scans – they’re so electrifying, they’ll make your hair stand on end!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Sonic fan in the universe! Just be careful not to go too fast, or you might just break the sound barrier like our blue hedgehog friend.

Blocky Shenanigans: Where Creepers and Craziness Collide!

3am, adventurous, Anal, asian, blocky, CAR, collide, Craziness, crazy experience, CREEPERS, dick, first time, greentext, GRINDR, memorable experience, Raw, risky behavior, sexual encounter, Shenanigans, Shit, taboo, tranny, unexpected, unexpected pleasure, wild night

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Votes:	1574
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	756	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to experience something truly wild and unpredictable? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a rollercoaster of unexpected adventures, like the time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started attacking everyone. Or the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie pigmen into the server and chaos ensued.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pigman Village,” where players can trade with pigmen for rare items and weapons. And don’t forget about our annual “Ender Dragon Dance Party,” where players battle the dragon while dancing to their favorite tunes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra pants, just in case.

EvilGriff’s Funhouse: Where Villains Unite and Creepers Explode!

Anime, Antagonist, berserk, BETRAYAL, corrupt, CREEPERS, Cunning, Dark, dark fantasy, dark lord, Evil, EvilGriffs, explode, funhouse, griffith, MALEVOLENT, manipulative, morally bankrupt, personification of evil, Sinister, sinister character, Treacherous, unite, villainous, Villains, Wicked

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	272
Potions Brewed:	104	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than Griffith’s server of doom! This server is so evil, it makes Herobrine look like a cute little puppy. Join if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Rumor has it that Griffith himself haunts the server, ready to challenge any player to a battle of wits and strength. Will you be able to survive his wrath and claim victory? Or will you be forever trapped in a virtual nightmare? Join now and find out – if you dare!

Crafty Chick’s Love Shack – Where Minecraft meets matchmaking! 🐔❤️

advice, approach, asking out, attraction, boldness, chicks, Communication, Confidence, Crafty, Crush, cute chick, DATING, drive thru, Employee, fast food, FLIRTING, Interest, love, MATCHMAKING.., meets, Minecraft, Nervous, relationships, Restaurant, Shack, strategy, Tips

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Star Shards Collected:	250	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
New Chunks Explored:	276366	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of spending all your time trying to figure out how to ask out that cute drive-thru worker? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer! Join us and learn the art of flirting through building pixelated structures and mining for diamonds. Who needs pickup lines when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion No. 9, rumored to make anyone fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine the look on that drive-thru worker’s face when they see you coming in with your enchanted armor and a potion of love in hand.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate among the creepers and zombies.

SlavCraft: Where we unite blocks instead of countries! Join now and build your way to world domination!

blocks, BUILD, common heritage, Countries, cross-border cooperation, cultural diversity, cultural identity, Domination, eastern europe, ethnic pride, ethnic solidarity, geopolitical strategy, historical movements, international relations, Join, nationalism, Pan-Slavism, political ideology, regional cooperation, regional integration., Shared values, SlavCraft, Slavic nations, Slavic unity, unite, unity in diversity, unity through diversity, world

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Potions Brewed:	64	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38

Are you tired of wandering through Minecraft servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further, because on our server, we’ve gathered all the Slavs under one glorious flag! From the vodka-loving Russians to the squatting Ukrainians, we’ve got them all!

Join us for epic battles where instead of swords, we fight with bottles of kvass and tracksuits! Build your own babushka-approved village complete with a banya for all your relaxation needs. And don’t forget to pay tribute to our fearless leader, Comrade Steve, who rules with an iron fist…and a bottle of vodka.

So come on, comrade, join us on this wild ride through the Slavic lands. Just be prepared for cheeki breeki mayhem like you’ve never seen before!

DislikeCraft: The Server Where Haters Gonna Hate and Creepers Gonna Creep

Audience, Backlash, confusion, controversy, creep, CREEPERS, criticism, DislikeCraft, DISLIKES, Feedback, Gonna, hate, Haters, misunderstanding, Negativity, ONLINE, Online Community, Opinions, public opinion, reactions, return stream, Server, social media, Streamer, streaming

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built the most magnificent castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode a unicorn around like it was no big deal. Legends say they even tamed a dragon and flew off into the sunset, never to be seen again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From dancing creepers to singing skeletons, you’ll never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the stuff of legends. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of the land!

SoulSquabble Minecraft Madness

Authenticity, comparison, Contemporary, Depth, devoid of soul, emotional, Evolution, genre, madness, Minecraft, MODERN, Music, Post soul, Post soul vs, R&B, soul music, Soulful, soulful expression, Soulful Music, soulful vocals, soulless, SoulSquabble

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s all about the ultimate showdown between souls and soulless beings!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to determine who will reign supreme in the battle of good vs. evil. Will you align yourself with the soulful players who build beautiful structures and help others in need? Or will you join the soulless beings who wreak havoc and chaos wherever they go?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server, guarded by powerful monsters and traps. Will you be brave enough to seek out these riches and claim them for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and choose your side in the ultimate showdown of soul vs. soulless! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe while you’re at it.