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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 5523 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 9744 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
so you know how the NHS is all broken and stuff? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that mess! join us for a wild ride of epic proportions! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! not to mention our resident wizard who can turn you into a chicken for funsies.
if you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, come join us where the party never stops! we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies do the thriller.
plus, our admin team is made up of actual aliens who have traveled from outer space just to make sure you have the best time ever. they even have laser eyes that shoot out fireworks!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! the NHS may be broken, but this server is lit AF!
