street closure protocol Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HandiCraft Street Deny LOL

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Void Armor Forged:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Villages Defended:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the law with a iron pickaxe! Just like the city worker who bravely stood his ground to prevent a handicapped woman from driving down a closed street, we enforce our rules with no exceptions.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time a player tried to sneak past our vigilant moderators by disguising themselves as a block of dirt. Needless to say, they didn’t fool us for long!

Our server is so exclusive, even the most determined players will have to call in backup from their Minecraft-savvy sons just to navigate our treacherous terrain. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us on our server, where the rules are strict, the adventures are wild, and the laughs are endless. Just remember, no driving down closed streets allowed – even if you have a handicapped parking tag!

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and turned it into a wacky wonderland of madness. You never know what they’ll do next!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Creeper conga lines, zombie breakdancing, and skeleton shuffle-offs are just a few of the things you’ll witness.

3. Our server events are like no other – ever wanted to participate in a sheep shearing competition while riding on the back of a flying pig? Well, now’s your chance!

4. The admins on our server are actually sentient potatoes who have gained self-awareness and now offer sage advice and guidance to all players. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright bizarre. See you in the virtual world!

HappyCraft: Where Smiles Are Mandatory and Griefing Is Prohibited!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dimension Hops:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Buildings Constructed:	14

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed laughter and fun into your gaming experience!

Join us and experience the joy of building a giant roller coaster that catapults unsuspecting players into a pool of lava (don’t worry, they respawn)! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these fearless fowl as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire in epic, feather-flinging battles.

So come on down to our server and remember, laughter is the best block to build with!

– “Blocky Banquet” – “Pixelated Feast” – “Creeper Cuisine” – “Ender Eats” – “Crafty Cookout” – “Redstone Restaurant” – “Nether Nosh” – “Minecraft Munchies” – “The Hungry Miner” – “Digging for Dinner”

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Potions Brewed:	115	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness the epic saga of a talking sheep who is destined to save the world from evil creepers with her magical powers of wool!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. And rumor has it that if you can find the enchanted golden carrot hidden somewhere in the city, you’ll gain the ability to fly on a rainbow unicorn!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the next episode of this wild ride!

$70Craft: Worth Every Penny or Nah? LOL

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Zombie Dances:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Our virtual world is so epic, even Herobrine himself would be jealous!

And get this – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. You’ll be building castles in the sky and riding pigs into battle like a boss!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, it’s worth every penny of that $70 you spent on the game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Blocky Beats: The Global Jukebox

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Crops Grown:	3000
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all alone? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to dance like no one’s watching.

Picture this: you’re exploring a vast jungle biome when suddenly, a group of skeletons start breakdancing to the beat of Despacito. Or how about building a castle with your friends while listening to the soothing sounds of Baby Shark on repeat?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DJ Villager who spins the sickest beats all night long. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t even around back then). See you on the dance floor!

Tom’s Block Party: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Guests

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident llama mayor, who will guide you through the wacky world of blocky adventures. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the End dimension… if you can defeat him in a dance-off, that is.

So what are you waiting for, tom? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those dancing creepers!

ShortyCraft: Where Only the Vertically Challenged Survive!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only height requirement is how high you can stack your blocks! We don’t discriminate based on height, so all players are welcome to join our crazy world of building and exploring.

Join us and embark on epic adventures where you can ride giant chickens into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored dirt, and even tame dragons to do your bidding. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in our virtual realm?

Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain level of building skills, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a magical unicorn and shoot rainbows out of your fingertips. Don’t believe us? Just ask the talking sheep who guards the entrance to our server – he’ll vouch for all the crazy shenanigans that go down here.

So come on, join us and defy the laws of physics, height restrictions, and reality itself in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. It’s a place where anything is possible, as long as you have a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky.

Crafty Card Wizards – Magic the Gathering meets Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bunnies rule the land! Join us for a wild adventure filled with fluffy bunnies, magical forests, and epic battles against evil carrot-stealing zombies.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunny kingdom where you can ride giant bunnies into battle and feast on unlimited carrot cake. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or griefers that try to ruin your fun.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special “Cowboy” set coming soon, where you can wrangle up some wild bunnies and ride them into the sunset. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the bunny madness begin! Trust us, once you hop on this server, you’ll never want to leave.

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: ‘Kept you waiting, huh?’

2023 portfolio, also am God, Crafty, creeper, God Emperor King tier diplomat to North Korea whose listed as an enemy in WW3, huh, Kept you waiting, Kingdom, my sciences are a gold mine and lead to newer military technologies and advancements, no ww3 it’s just proxy shitposting through weapons, tfw also am owner of the United States Government, tfw big boss since 2018, tfw have to remain neutral in my big boss network as outer haven, tfw I became leader of every military in the world since, tfw I control every military from North Korean to American, tfw United States media is a nuisance and at least 40 years to 220 trillion years behind me at least, Waiting

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I have been the big boss since 2018! That’s right, I control every military in the world from North Korea to America. My sciences are so advanced that I have created new military technologies that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! I am also the owner of the United States Government. That’s right, I am basically a God Emperor King tier diplomat to North Korea. The United States media is so far behind me that they are basically living in the Stone Age compared to my advancements.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where the owner is a God and controls the entire world, then come join us! Who needs WW3 when you can have proxy shitposting through weapons on our server? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and exciting server out there. Join now and become a part of my big boss network!

Wolfy’s Woodland Wonders: Where the Creatures Are Always Hungry for Adventure!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	New Chunks Explored:	712683
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where we think about the wolf’s dick and ponder life’s deepest mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in the skies for ultimate supremacy. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!