come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. we got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if u sacrifice a diamond block. build a house out of rainbow blocks and live with unicorns and flying pigs. join now or forever be stuck in a boring old world where nothing exciting happens. also, we have free pizza every tuesday. come on, don’t be a noob, join us now!
Graffiti Crafters United
GraffitiCraft: Carve Your Legacy
join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure gold and the creepers wear sunglasses. we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the macarena.if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake that takes you on a wild ride through a forest of talking trees.
our server is so cool, even herobrine wants to hang out with us. so come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it.
GrieferGuru: Minecraft’s Notorious Artist
so, like, imagine a place where VANDALISM is not only allowed but ENCOURAGED. like, you can go around smashing stuff, blowing things up, and just causing chaos everywhere you go. AND GUESS WHAT? if you’re, like, SUPER good at it, you can be, like, a LEGEND and be, like, completely pardoned for all your crimes. you’ll be, like, FAMOUS for being the best vandal ever. so, like, come join our server where you can unleash your inner destruction and become a VANDALISM SUPERSTAR. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.