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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8316 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Magic Items Found: | 4316 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2154 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 60 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
But like, seriously, if you join our server, you’ll be saving the world from the evil Ender Dragon who’s trying to take over the entire Minecraft universe. We need all the help we can get, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this!
Plus, we have the most epic parties every Saturday night at the virtual club we built in the Nether. It’s lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on our annual sheep shearing competition. It gets pretty intense, let me tell you.
So yeah, if you want to make a better impact on the world/community, join our Minecraft SMP and become a hero. Or just come for the memes, either way works. See you in the game, bros!