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  • Lyricless Spotify Fails

    Lyricless Spotify Fails
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have so many diamonds you’ll be drowning in them like a rich duck in a fancy pool. we have dragons that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you three wishes if you bring them a bucket of fried chicken.

    we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a giant talking potato who only speaks in riddles. our mini-games include spleef with explosive snowballs and parkour courses that will make you question your sanity.

    if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and given the power to fly like a majestic eagle. so come on down and join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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  • Craftflix: Pay No More!

    Craftflix: Pay No More!
    Tired of Netflix hiking up their prices like they’re hiking up a mountain? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about ridiculous subscription fees again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their bare hands. So come on, join us and say goodbye to Netflix and hello to a world of endless possibilities (and monkeys)!

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  • BlockPartyCentral

    BlockPartyCentral
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family troubles behind, just like this player left their sister and her kids behind in a flash!

    Our server offers a safe haven for those looking to build and explore without any unwanted family members moving in unexpectedly. No need to worry about sharing your resources or dealing with family drama here!

    Join now and experience the freedom of creating your own world without any pesky siblings trying to mooch off your hard work. Plus, who knows, you might even find some new friends to help you move out in a hurry if needed!

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  • UnsubFromNetflixCraft

    UnsubFromNetflixCraft
    Tired of watching the same old shows and movies? Looking for a new form of entertainment that will blow your mind? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got more drama, action, and comedy than any Netflix series could ever offer. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Say goodbye to boring TV nights and hello to the wildest adventure of your life! Join now and never look back at Netflix again!

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  • Disney+RideOrDieCraft

    Disney+RideOrDieCraft
    yo, dis server be lit af, like hotter than a creeper explosion in a nether fortress. we got more fun than a pig in a mud bath, i swear.

    join us and you’ll be partying with herobrine himself, sippin’ on potions and slayin’ dragons like it’s your day job. we got more diamonds than steve can carry, and more mobs than you can shake a stick at.

    plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free enchanted golden apple and a pet ender dragon to ride around on. and don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hidden in the spawn village.

    so come on down to the craziest, most epic minecraft server this side of the end portal. join us now before herobrine steals all the fun for himself!

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  • MouseCraftSurvivor

    MouseCraftSurvivor
    so like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin on this epic minecraft server, right? and then suddenly, BAM, you’re in a magical disney world. but wait, there’s a twist. you can’t sue disney for anything that happens to you because you agreed to their terms of service.

    so like, if you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get attacked by a creeper, you can’t blame disney. it’s all in the fine print, man. but don’t worry, because the adventures you’ll have on this server will be so wild and crazy that you won’t even care about the legal stuff.

    plus, there’s a rumor going around that if you find mickey mouse’s secret hideout, you’ll unlock special powers in the game. like, you’ll be able to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s totally insane, but totally worth it.

    so come join us on this wacky minecraft server and see if you can survive the disney magic. just remember, don’t mess with the mouse.

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  • PasswordPirateBay

    PasswordPirateBay
    Are you tired of sharing your Netflix password with your brother and his entire extended family? Join our Minecraft server instead! We promise not to cancel your account out of nowhere like some people we know.

    Our server is full of epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your streaming woes. Plus, we have a strict ‘no password sharing’ policy, so you can rest easy knowing your account is safe with us.

    Forget about paying extra fees for streaming services, join our server and let the fun begin. Who needs Netflix when you have a whole world of blocky goodness waiting for you? Join now and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, of course.

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  • Disney+AndMineSMP

    Disney+AndMineSMP
    Are you tired of watching Disney+ alone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole community dedicated to binge-watching Disney+ shows together! Imagine building a replica of the Mandalorian’s ship while discussing the latest episodes of WandaVision with your fellow players. Plus, rumor has it that Mickey Mouse himself makes surprise appearances in-game to hand out enchanted ears that give you special powers. So come join us and experience the magic of Disney in a whole new way!

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  • MineTunes: Build Beats, Own MP3s!

    MineTunes: Build Beats, Own MP3s!
    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual music collection to pass down to ur grandkids like a freakin time capsule! for the cost of a spotify sub, u can own an mp3 album every month from 7digital and flex on all ur friends with ur sick tunes. why settle for just blocks when u can have beats too?! join now and start jammin’ in style, cuz this server is lit AF!

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