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PatchyCraft: Devs Forgot to Nerf Creepers

Alternate Reality, Artificial Intelligence, bugs, coding, computer science, CREEPERS, debugging, devs, digital universe, Forgot, Gaming, glitches, nerf, Patch, PatchyCraft, programming, Rushed, simulation, software, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ores Mined:	1022
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Hey there gamers! Ever wondered if we’re all just characters in a crazy simulation? Well, on our server, you can experience all the glitches and OP features that the devs forgot to fix!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly companions who give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But be warned, the simulation isn’t perfect, so you might find yourself battling giant chickens, riding llamas into battle, or even getting stuck in a never-ending loop of mining obsidian.

So if you’re ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience, come join us and see what the devs missed out on fixing in this wacky simulation!

DroneCraft: Ukraine’s First Strike Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, domestic-made, drone missile, drone warfare, DroneCraft, eastern europe, innovation, Military, military advancement, military technology, Minecraft, missile technology, national security, new technology, President Zelenskyy, Server, strike, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian military, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	76810
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Void Armor Forged:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	2889

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fly around like a drone missile? well guess what, on this server u can do just that! we got zelenskyy himself using our new domestic-made drone missile for the first time, so u know it’s legit. join now and be part of the epic drone missile action, only on this crazy minecraft server!

CraftyBeardLand

#facial hair, Afghan women, Afghanistan, conservative society, cover faces, CraftyBeardLand, cultural norms, dress code, facial coverings, Gender Roles, grow beards, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Men, morality laws, Oppression, religious beliefs, social control, Taliban, traditional values, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Towns Built:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but in blocky pixel form! We got rules that make u cover ur face like Afghan women and grow beards like Afghan men. It’s like a virtual Sharia law up in here, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual danger. So come on and join the fun, or else we’ll pixelate your existence!

MinefulMotivation

anxiety, daily practice, depression, eating habits, Exercise, lifestyle improvement, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness habits, mindfulness lifestyle, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, mindfulness research, mindfulness study, mindfulness techniques, MinefulMotivation, motivation, sleeping habits, wellbeing

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Villages Defended:	12

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur life? well, look no further cuz our server is like a magical unicorn that sprinkles happiness and rainbows everywhere u go.

just 10 minutes a day of playing on our server will make u feel like u can conquer the world. u will be so zen and chill, u won’t even remember what stress feels like. say goodbye to depression and anxiety, cuz our server is like a virtual therapist that will make all ur problems disappear.

not only that, but playing on our server will make u want to be a better person. u will start eating healthier, exercising more, and sleeping like a baby. it’s like a miracle in block form.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the best version of urself. trust us, u won’t regret it.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Chud, ChudCraft, Diversity, double standards, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, Individuality, Marriage, Minecraft, misconceptions, Misogyny, monoliths, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, Sexuality, slut shaming, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, Virgins, Women

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Animals Bred:	16	Love Letters Sent:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the blocky landscapes are the players themselves! Join us and discover why women on our server are definitely not monoliths, they’re more like…diamonds in the rough! Only 3% of women marry virgins on our server, but don’t worry, that number is probably even lower because some players believe that blowjobs and anal don’t count as “real sex” – talk about a plot twist! So come on over and explore our wild world where anything is possible, including finding a non-whore woman who will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	856
Meteorites Collected:	4	Potions Brewed:	74
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date

alternative plans, cancelled plans, CancelledCraft, career focus, Communication, controlling relationship, Cooking, date, friendship, gut feeling, home, long distance friendship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, old friends, reconnecting with the past, reconnection, social plans, standing up, staying home, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6300
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as reconnecting with an old friend who’s now a single parent? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this crazy story.

You never know what’s going to happen next – maybe you’ll log on to find your base completely destroyed by a mysterious player, or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. Just like how this guy’s plans got derailed by his friend’s last-minute change of heart, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, it’s all about the blocks and building here). Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wacky as this one – but hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Experience, growth mindset., INDEPENDENCE, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self reliance, SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5410
Chimeras Created:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a chicken with your diamonds or always checking under every block for hidden treasure chests. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who needs school when you can learn the true meaning of friendship and survival in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

SponsorCraft: Tried & Tested!

SponsorCraft, Tested

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Animals Bred:	69
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Crops Grown:	7376	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and wackiest challenges that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where YouTubers sponsor the most outrageous activities, and you get to be a part of it all! From riding pigs off of cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans that go on every day.

So, if you’re ready to join a community of fellow gamers who love to have a good time and push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might just end up being the star of the next viral Minecraft video!

SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

Abuse, authoritarianism, Beaten, brutality, Commanders, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, Justice, Military, military discipline, Minecraft, mistreatment, punishment, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers’ rights, SovietSlapdown, Tied, Ukraine crackdown, unlawful actions, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Endless Night Skies:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!