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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1877 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2875 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest and wackiest server out there!
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.
But that’s not all! We also have a special feature where if you find a rare pink sheep, you get to marry the server owner’s wife in real life! (Disclaimer: server owner’s wife may not actually exist)
So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re lucky). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!
