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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	111
Love Letters Sent:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	14

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Void Gems Collected:	37
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Potions Brewed:	35	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Items Found:	1381	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Farms Harvested:	838
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9574
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!