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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 9281 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can dance. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?
but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust me, it’s a clucking good time.
oh, and get this, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking squid. i know, it sounds fishy, but it’s totally legit.
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? it’s like a dream come true, except you’re not actually dreaming. or are you? who even knows anymore, man. just join and let the madness begin!
