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Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	162	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Love Letters Sent:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Potions Brewed:	44
New Chunks Explored:	440908	Battle Standards Raised:	6

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ores Mined:	6381
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchantments Applied:	132
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Dimension Hops:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS! Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of LLAMA warriors who ride into battle on their trusty steeds, armed with nothing but their wits and their spit attacks. If you’re lucky, you might even be invited to join their ranks and become a legendary LLAMA warrior yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC adventures, the hidden treasures, and the hilarious antics that await you. And remember, on our server, even the little scissor cuts are CUTE!

Gym Rat’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can DESTROY the ego of that gym bro who thinks he’s all that! Join us and show off your gaming skills to put him in his place. Our server is filled with challenges and quests that will make him question his entire existence. Plus, you can build a virtual gym where he can struggle to lift pixelated weights with even worse form. It’s time to teach this gym bro a lesson he’ll never forget!

YeehawCraft – Saddle up with Southern charm & friends

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8414
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Welcome to our Young Thugs edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!

Join us if you want to ride cows into battle, build castles made entirely of diamonds, and engage in epic water balloon fights with other players.

Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who ride into battle on rainbow-colored pigs and shoot fireworks from their fingertips.

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party cave, where the music never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

Crafty Mahjong Vtuber Server – Play with ‘/jong/’

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where /jong/ died early again Edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures!

Idols like Chinchilla and Nina will serenade you with their beautiful voices as you mine and build your way to victory!

Our bros like Tileman will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, making sure you never get lost or stuck in a cave!

Don’t forget to check out our Jong chuubas for some epic entertainment! From EN streams to JP streams, we’ve got it all!

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a chance on Kaavi’s fortune! Just don’t eat the tiles or bad luck will come your way!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even run into Tileman himself, even though he’s supposedly dead. Long live the Tileman!