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BlockBlast Minecraft Server

BlockBlast, bombs, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, Crisis, Force Chief, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, killing, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, Military operations, Minecraft, RETALIATION, Rockets, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6918
Dimension Hops:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Void Gems Collected:	35
Love Letters Sent:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where the only thing getting bombed is creepers and not innocent people! we got so much chaos and destruction you’ll think you’re in the middle of a war zone, but it’s just us blowing up stuff for fun! plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a hezbollah rocket and launch yourself into the sky like a true chief! join now and be part of the madness, where the only casualties are the ones who didn’t join our server!

CraftyQueensThaiLove

acceptance, bill, civil rights, CraftyQueensThaiLove, Diversity, equality, Historic, HUMAN RIGHTS, King, landmark, law, LGBT community, lgbtq rights, love is love, Marriage equality, milestone, progressive, same-sex unions, social change, South East Asia, thailand

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate love and equality just like Thailand’s king!! we have rainbow sheep, unicorn horses, and a dance party every night in the pixelated disco! build your own same-sex castle with your partner and rule over the land like the royalty you are! who needs a crown when you have a diamond helmet?! join now for a chance to win a virtual honeymoon to the end dimension! love is love, even in blocky form!

Ozempic Opioid Overdose Prevention Server

chronic pain management, clinical trials, diabetes medication, Drug Interactions, drug safety, health outcomes, Healthcare, lower risk, Medical research, new study, Opioid, opioid addiction, opioid overdose, overdose, overdose prevention, ozempic, Patients, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Prevention, public health, Server, study, treatment options

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly u feel like u need a shot of insulin? well, this server got u covered! we got a new study that says if u play on our server, u have a 42%-68% lower risk of opioid overdose! who knew blocky pixels could save lives, amirite? so come join us and build ur way to better health while also crafting some sick builds. trust us, this server is the real deal.

🍑PEACH🍑 | VANILLA | NO PRIVATES AND GRIEFERING Minecraft server

1.16.5, BUILDING REQUESTS, Custom Items, custom mechanics, DISCORD AUTHORIZATION, Economy, Griefing, GUILD BASE, Minecraft, no privates, peach, Plugins, PvP, Server, unique mechanics, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Peach?

1.16.5 and above

Vanilla server without privates and griefing

PvP by agreement

Discord authorization

Unique mechanics:

When creating a building, if the builder leaves a request, the building will be played by the server, and a custom item or mechanic will be added

Example: a player built a bank – an economy appeared on the server

Built a guild base, a guild appeared, etc.

Important: the building will not be played if it does not correspond to the level of implementation of the requested mechanics

There is a voice chat plasmovoice on the server (installation is optional)

All other items are implemented by plugins, there are already custom items with custom mechanics

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Digimon Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, animated series, Anime, beginner’s guide, childhood favorite, Creatures, Digimon, Digital Monsters, Evolution, FANTASY, japanese animation, kids show, Minecraft, Nostalgia, recommended, recommended order, series, Server, starting point, streaming, watch online

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Digimon adventure on steroids!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Digimon hidden deep within the pixelated world. But be warned, these Digimon aren’t your average creatures – they’re armed with diamond swords and ready to battle!

Not only will you get to train and battle Digimon, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese (yes, you read that right).

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic Digimon journey. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows. Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be awesome?

Safe Wireless Earbuds Minecraft SMP

audio accessories, comfort, convenience, ear health, ear protection, earbud accessories, earbud design, earbud features, earbud protection, earbud safety, earbuds, headphones, long-term use, Minecraft, noise cancellation, Safe, Safety, smp, sound quality, Technology, wireless, wireless audio, wireless devices, wireless earbuds, wireless technology

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of getting tangled in your wired earbuds while playing Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our server is so advanced that even our earbuds are wireless, so you can game in peace without any pesky cords getting in your way. Plus, rumor has it that wearing our wireless earbuds gives you superhuman Minecraft skills. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from mining dirt to finding diamonds in record time after joining our server. So come join us and level up your Minecraft game with our magical wireless earbuds!

DroneDramaCraft

@strange man, aerial shot, aita, chewing out, Confrontation, drone flying, drone guy, DroneDramaCraft, fenced backyard, Gaslighting, heated moment, justified anger, lying.., pissed off, privacy invasion, privacy violation, real estate listing, remote rural neighborhood, sketchy behavior

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	2079	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy and doesn’t send drones to spy on you? Look no further than our server! We promise not to hover over your virtual house and take pix without your consent. Plus, our community is full of players who will have your back if anyone tries to pull a drone stunt on you.

Join now and experience the thrill of building and exploring without the fear of being spied on by sketchy drone operators. Our server is a safe space for all players, where gaslighting and lying are strictly prohibited (unless it’s all in good fun, of course). So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without any unwanted aerial surveillance!

CraftyTime SMP

artistic endeavors, CraftyTime, Creative pursuits, fitness goals, hobby, leisure activities, mental health, mindfulness practices, outdoor adventures, Passion projects., personal interests, productivity tips, Relaxation, self-care, skill development, smp, stress relief, time constraints, Time management, Wellness routines, Wishful thinking, work-life balance

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring old hobbies like stamp collecting or knitting? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war and cover your entire castle in pink wool. But don’t worry, you can get your revenge by building a giant lava pit right outside their base.

Not convinced yet? How about this: we have a secret underground city where players compete in epic PvP battles for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted golden sword. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who needs stamp collecting when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

TrendyCraftRevival

chic, classic, COMEBACK, fad, fashion, Fashionable, Hip, iconic, modern twist, Nostalgia, old school, Popular, reinvented, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, Timeless, Trendsetter, TrendyCraftRevival, vintage

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Remember when everyone used to wear those ridiculous neon fanny packs? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! Join us and relive the glory days of fashion faux pas and questionable choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly llama who only appears to players wearing the most outrageous outfits. So grab your neon fanny pack and join us for a trip down memory lane (and maybe a run-in with a stylish spectral llama)!

FoodieCraft: Mammary Hazard Zone

bisphenols, cancer-causing agents, chemical contamination, chemical migration, consumer safety, environmental health, food contact materials, food ingestion, food packaging, Food Safety, FoodieCraft, hazard, hazardous chemicals, health risks, human exposure, mammary, mammary carcinogens, packaging, PFAS, phthalates, potential carcinogens, public health, toxic substances, Zone

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got nearly 200 potential mammary carcinogens in our food contact materials! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and ingest hazardous chemicals while playing Minecraft?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be dodging PFAS, bisphenols, and phthalates as they migrate from packaging into your virtual food! It’s like a wild obstacle course for your taste buds!

Join us now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have potential mammary carcinogens instead? Let’s get toxic, baby!