Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of giving like never before! Just like the time I generously paid for a kid’s candy on Christmas Eve, you’ll find yourself in a world full of surprises and kindness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter a grumpy mother who just can’t handle your hilarious jokes about trying to keep your “girl-ish figure” while playing Minecraft. So come on, join us and let’s spread some laughter and fun together!
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CandyCraftBirthdayBonanza
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Plastic Straw? No Thanks! Wood Stirrers Only!
OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got wooden stirrers that will BLOW ur mind! Forget about them plastic straws, we only use the finest wooden stirrers to mix up ur potions and brews. Plus, we got a secret underground cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds that u can mine for days! And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam around the server, they drop golden eggs that u can use to trade with other players. So come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is LIT AF!
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Straw Chopped Maize Wheat Rotation
Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we do some crazy stuff with maize-wheat rotation and chopped straw incorporation? Yeah, you heard me right! Our researchers have been going ham on this field experiment since 2007, and let me tell you, the results are mind-blowing! We’re talking about boosting the SOC stock in calcareous soils of subtropical mountain landscapes like never before!Imagine rolling up to our server and seeing fields of maize and wheat as far as the eye can see, with chopped straw flying everywhere! It’s like a farming frenzy up in here, but with a twist. And guess what? You get to be a part of it all! Who knew that Minecraft could be so educational and eco-friendly, am I right?
So come on, join us on this wild ride of soil carbon sequestration and sustainable agriculture. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’re helping save the planet while playing Minecraft? Only on our server, baby! Let’s get planting and chopping, and watch those SOC stocks soar to new heights!
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ChocoMilkBandit
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!
Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉
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AccidentalSodaSipper
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most mundane experiences can turn into epic adventures!Join us and experience the thrill of ordering a strawberry lemonade at the food court, only to be handed the wrong drink. Will you bravely sip from the mysterious soda, or will you demand justice and get your lemonade back?
Embark on a quest to navigate the treacherous food court, facing off against annoyed employees and tricky trash cans. Will you be the hero who saves the day by refusing to throw away the drink, or will you succumb to the pressure and toss it in the bin?
But beware, for in this world of food court drama, you must choose wisely. Will you be the customer who stands up for their rights, or will you be the one who drinks both drinks and faces the ultimate judgment: AITA for drinking both drinks?
Join our server now and let the outrageous stories and hilarious adventures unfold! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the food court rules).
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BreakupCraft: Final Straw
Are you tired of mining away in Minecraft alone, just like your ex mined away at your heart? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and unleash all your pent-up rage by griefing your ex’s virtual house (we won’t judge, we promise). Build a giant statue of your ex made entirely out of diamonds and then blow it up with TNT for the ultimate revenge. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join now and let the healing begin!
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StrawHolezMC
come join our epic minecraft server where you can ponder life’s greatest questions like “does a straw have one hole or two?” we have a community of players who are just as confused as you are, so you’ll fit right in!our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. we even have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats – no, seriously, it’s a thing.
if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace the chaos, then this is the server for you. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, right?
so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and llamas in top hats. you won’t regret it, we promise.
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Severation SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half-milk, half-chocolate. No straw needed!
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Up Since 28/06 Inspiration Hermitcraft with Homes & TPA Main Focus Community interactions, player markets, shared decision making Community Contribution Encouraged through competitions and rewards Plugins
- Dynmap
- PlayerTimeTracker
- InteractiveChat + DiscordSRV (You can type [item] [inv])
- Advanced Teleport (TPA/Homes)
Datapacks
- Health Indicator
- Playerheads
- Mobheads
- Multiplayer Sleep
- Blazeandcave Advancements
FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?
A: You can request to join our server on our 18+ discord: https://discord.gg/MpDSzCDjky
Q: What type of competitions do you hold?
A: Competitions such as “Most mined X”, or “Most slain Mob X”, with rewards like visual Discord roles.
Q: Can I contribute to the community in other ways?
A: Yes, small interactions like chatting are important for community building.