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ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Items Found:	1069	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Digging4Diamonds

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	579262	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Votes:	6129
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Emeralds Found:	9069	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

Server Details:
Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
Website: MyInstaCraft
Dynmap: Explore the Map
Discord: Join us on Discord

About Us:
– Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
– Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.

Features:
– Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
– Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
– Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
– Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
– Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are:
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server?	A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing?	A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magic Items Found:	4376
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Our server mascot is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

DadTax.exe

aita, Arguing, back pay, calculation, dad, DadTax.exe, decent paying job, driving a wedge, freeloading, good relationship, installments, Living at home, moving out, never mentioned, out of the blue, OWE, refusing to pay, Rent, saving money, shock, taking advantage, UNFAIR

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	866480
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of freeloading off your dad in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without ever being asked to pay rent!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your dad demanding back pay for all those years of living rent-free. Join us and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can craft your own storylines, like the time your virtual dad suddenly asked for rent after two years of peaceful cohabitation. Will you pay up or rebel against the system? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom of building without the burden of rent payments. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

WakeUpCraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Do you log onto our Minecraft SMP, of course! Because who needs breakfast when you can start your day by building a giant chicken statue out of diamond blocks? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out after a long day of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Wake up and join the fun!

ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Votes:	5452	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring old potato chip flavors like plain, salted, or barbecue? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a whole new flavor experience! Join us and feast your taste buds on our exclusive “Unicorn Farts” potato chip flavor – made with real unicorn magic and rainbow sprinkles for a taste sensation that will blow your mind (and possibly your taste buds)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Palace, where players can compete in epic chip-eating challenges to win exclusive in-game prizes. Rumor has it that the Potato Chip King himself resides in the palace, guarding the secret recipe for the world’s most addictive chip flavor.

So come on down to our server and get ready to crunch, munch, and chomp your way to victory in the wackiest potato chip adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knew that a simple question about potato chip flavors could lead to such a wild and crazy Minecraft server?

NATOcraft: Finnish Border Fun

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Alien Abductions:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	1482	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

lol join this epic minecraft server where we have a nato headquarters near russia for some reason. come build your own secret spy base and plot world domination with your friends. beware of russian spies trying to infiltrate and steal your diamonds. only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this intense geopolitical minecraft world. come join the madness now!

What is the IP for Green Stick Figure Minecraft Server?

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Green Stick Figure is a mysterious and enigmatic artist known for their unique stick figure drawings. With a focus on minimalism and simplicity, Green Stick Figure creates whimsical and thought-provoking illustrations that captivate audiences around the world. Their work often incorporates themes of nature, unity, and interconnectedness, and has gained a loyal following on social media platforms. Despite their anonymity, Green Stick Figure’s art continues to inspire and resonate with people of all ages.