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BlockCraft Pain Relief

Alternative Medicine, APPROVED, blockcraft, Breakthrough, Chronic pain, FDA, Healthcare, long-term relief, medication, Non-Addictive, non-opioid painkiller, opioid crisis, Pain, pain control, pain management, pain medication, pain relief, pain therapy, pharmaceuticals, Relief, Suzetrigine, Treatment, US drug regulator

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Emeralds Found:	8638
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Crops Grown:	2828	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have suzetrigine as our secret ingredient in all our virtual food! it’s like eating a magical painkiller cake every time you munch on a virtual carrot. the FDA approved it, so you know it’s legit! forget about boring old opioids, we have the good stuff here. plus, our virtual world is so addictive, you won’t even need painkillers anymore. join us and experience a whole new level of minecraft madness!

Adventure Blocks

Adventure Blocks, awesome community, building, Challenges, Community, console, constant updates, Cross-Play, custom events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, minecraft server, mobile, multiplayer, new content, OneBlock, OneBlock Survival, PC, Rewards, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5512	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to Adventure Blocks!

Adventure Blocks is a OneBlock survival server where your journey starts with just one block. But don’t let that fool you—it’s the start of something BIG! Mine, craft, and build your way up as you unlock new resources, challenges, and cool surprises along the way.

The best part? No matter what platform you’re on—PC, console, or mobile—you can join in on the fun thanks to our cross-play support. Grab your friends and jump in for endless fun together!

Here’s what you can expect: OneBlock Survival: Everything starts from one block, but you’ll be amazed at how much you can build from there. Cross-Play: Play with friends on any platform—PC, console, or mobile! Custom Events: Keep an eye out for fun challenges and special events to earn cool rewards. Awesome Community: Meet fellow adventurers and team up to make your island thrive. Constant Updates: We’re always adding new content to keep the adventure fresh.

So, what are you waiting for? Let’s see what you can build with just one block. Ready to take on the challenge?

fun.adventureblocks.org:25566

Tectonic

bedrock, Community, Crates, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Features, Friends, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Party, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Spawners, Tectonic, Voting, Warps

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Tectonic Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Vote Party	Players can participate in vote parties for rewards.
In-game economy	Earn and spend in-game currency to buy items and upgrades.
Crates	Unlock crates for random rewards.
Minigames	Enjoy various minigames such as Spleef and Parkour.
Player warps & shops	Create personal warps and shops for other players to visit.
Custom enchants	Unique enchants like Vein Miner and Telepathy.

Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

We look forward to welcoming you in-game!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Use the provided Java or Bedrock IP address and port to connect to the server.
Are there rules on the server?	Yes, please check the server rules in our Discord server or in-game.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Of course! The more friends, the merrier!
Are there staff members available for help?	Yes, our staff members are always ready to assist you with any questions or issues.

Sublime Femme Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, Appearance, attractive, Behavior, category, chase, Craft, DATING, facade, female, femme, hostility, man, Overlook, rejection, relationships, SETTLE, sub 5 man, Sublime, superficial, Superficiality, Unattractive

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Votes:	6233
Magic Items Found:	4426	Mines Excavated:	1418
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of unattractive females chasing after you! We don’t discriminate based on looks, so you can build and mine in peace without worrying about superficial judgments. Plus, the attractive and unattractive females on our server all want the same thing – a man who plays Minecraft like a pro. So come join us and show off your skills while avoiding the hostility of rejected players. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved!

MineCraftMoneyWoes

Colleague, Company, compensation, consideration, counter offer, DISRESPECTFUL, employed, external candidates, frequent travel, internal offer, internal position, IT, lifestyle changes, low salary, MineCraftMoneyWoes, RESPONSIBILITY, salary range, unreasonable, VISIBILITY, work-life balance

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Buildings Constructed:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Potions Brewed:	75
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9033	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being undervalued at your current job? Do you want to be treated like the Minecraft diamond you are? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like royalty. Our salary range? Oh, it’s not just $130K–$180K, it’s a whopping $1 billion! That’s right, we pay our players in virtual diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be rolling in virtual riches, but you’ll also get to travel to exotic locations within the Minecraft world. From the depths of the Nether to the heights of the End, your journey will be filled with excitement and danger at every turn.

So why settle for a measly 15% raise when you can have it all on our server? Join now and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP

activities, Cooking, creativity, endless free time, EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP, Entertainment, Exercise, Exploration, gardening, hobbies, learning, leisure, meditation, personal development, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self-care, socializing, travel, volunteering

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land where the cows can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night with the Endermen as the DJs. And get this, the diamonds are actually chocolate bars that give you superpowers when you eat them.

But wait, there’s more! Our village is protected by a giant talking potato who shoots baked beans at any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden hot tub filled with lava that gives you a speed boost for a whole day.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time with a bunch of derpy players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot!

Minecraft2020s LOLz

2020s, Challenges, culture, current events, Decade, digital transformation, Economy, Environment, Future, Global, innovation, lolz, Minecraft2020s, opinion, pandemic, Politics, progress, Reflection, Social Issues, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Emeralds Found:	5920	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is the lava in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, the 2020s are way better in block form. So why wait? Join now and let’s craft some laughs together!

NaziSaluteJail Minecraft Server

Australia, civil liberties, consequences, criminal offense, deterrent, discrimination, extremism, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jail, law enforcement, Laws, Legal, Mandatory, Minecraft, nazi salutes, NaziSaluteJail, new, prohibited behavior, Public Safety, punishment, Server, societal norms, strict penalties

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	2773	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

lol imagine a minecraft server where if u do a nazi salute u get thrown in jail HAHAHAHAHAHA. like u just mining ur business and then BAM u throw up a nazi salute and BOOM u in jail. but like not just any jail, a minecraft jail. u gotta mine ur way out with a spoon or something LOL. but like for real tho, why would u even do a nazi salute in a minecraft server? like u just there to build ur dirt house and u wanna be a nazi? smh. join this server for the ultimate troll experience, just don’t do any nazi stuff or u gonna end up in minecraft jail HAHAHAHA.

CanalCraft: No Free Rides

canal fees, canal transit, CanalCraft, central america, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Dispute, foreign policy, free, free transit, global commerce, government ships, international relations, maritime law, panama, panama canal, political tension, RIDES, shipping rights, SOVEREIGNTY, Trade Route, Transportation, US State Department

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dimension Hops:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

lol imagine a world where panama is like nah bro we ain’t lettin’ u pass for free, u gotta pay up like everyone else. but on this epic minecraft server, u can sail through the canal for FREEEEEE. that’s right, no need to worry about pesky tolls or fees, just sail on through like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure along the canal for u to find. so come join us on this wild adventure and see if u can strike it rich while sailin’ through panama’s canal. u won’t regret it, matey!

Astro Block Party – 2032 Hit!

2032, asteroid, asteroid impact, Astro, astronomers, Astronomy, Astronomy News, BLOCK, Celestial, collision, danger, discovery, Earth, Hit, Impact, near-Earth object, OBJECT, Party, planetary defense, Risk, Science, Space, space exploration, space threat

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ASTRONOMERS WHO DISCOVER SHIZZ LIKE 196-FOOT ASTEROIDS DAT MIGHT CRASH INTO EARTH IN 2032! WE GONNA BUILD A GIANT SPACE SHIP TO ESCAPE AND SURVIVE DA APOCALYPSE! COME JOIN US AND HELP US BUILD DA SPACESHIP OF YO DREAMS! LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE DA WORLD, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! #ASTEROIDPARTY #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES #SPACESHIPBUILDERSUNITE