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Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

Business, Canton, Canton Network, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, Development, Digital, DTCC, Industry, INFORMATION, innovation, Linkbros, Minecraft, Network, networking, Partnership, response, SECURITY, smp, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Umm

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magic Items Found:	5211	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CakeWarsCraft

alcohol awareness, alcoholic drinks, bil, birthday cake, breaking sobriety, CakeWarsCraft, disagreement, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, family drama, immature, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, Mom Water, nephew, Party, petty argument, pig cake, pink cake, Political, Sobriety

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

celebration, christmas, Easter, family, fave, Favorite, favorite holiday, Festive, Fourth of July, Gratitude, Halloween, Happiness, holiday, HoliDaze, joy, Memories, new year’s eve, smp, Special, Thanksgiving, Traditions, Valentine’s Day, whats, why

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	157
Treasure Maps Found:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

CreeperCruncher42

Appetite, comfort food, cravings, CreeperCruncher42, culinary delights, DELICIOUS, Dining, eating habits, favorite dish, Food, foodie, guilty pleasure, Hunger, indulgence, Meal, munching., nutrition, snack, Sustenance, Tasty, yum

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

advances in technology, Civilization, Communication, Development, digital age, Edition, education, Evolution, Future, future civilizations, Human, illiterate, innovation, knowledge, Literacy, noobville, progress, reading, Skills, society, Technology, Writing

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

A New World, Same Ol’ Problems: Overloaded Mods and Salty Minecraft Players

advancement, Animals, Automation, Bronze Age, challenge, Crafting, crops, electrical age, Food, industrial age, landscapes, Machinery, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, new world, Overloaded, Players, Problems, SALTY, smp, stone age, Survival, Tools, triumph, world

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	A New World
Server Discord	Join Discord
Description	Welcome to A New World, a challenging Minecraft server where survival is taken to the next level. Progress through different ages and experience a whole new way of playing Minecraft.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply use the server IP address provided and connect with your Minecraft client.

Q: What makes this server unique?

A: This server introduces a new gameplay mechanic where players progress through different ages, starting from Stone Age to modern Electrical Age, offering a more immersive survival experience.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respectful behavior among players. Please refer to the server Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I team up with other players?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to team up and collaborate to overcome challenges and progress faster through the ages.

Crafty Cubicle Minecraft Server

accidental confession, awkward situations, butterflies, confessing love, Conversation, coworker, Crafty, cubicle, flirty conversation, in love, love confession, Minecraft, mixed signals, office banter, office humor, romantic tension, Server, stomach ache, sudden feelings, unexpected emotions, work flirtation, work relationships, workplace crush, workplace dynamics

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the butterflies in your stomach are trying to confess their love for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-fluttering adventures and unexpected love confessions from inanimate objects. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the form of a blocky pig or a pixelated chicken. So come on in and let the love (and the creepers) explode!

It’s That Easy Minecraft SMP

attractive, Before and after, body image, body positivity, confidence boost, determination, dieting, EASY, Exercise, fitness journey, healthy living, lifestyle change, Minecraft, motivation, self improvement, self-care, self-esteem boost, smp, success story, transformation, weight loss, wellness, workout routine

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where losing weight magically makes you irresistible to the opposite sex? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have shed a few pounds and are now drowning in attention from admirers.

Just ask Vance, who dropped 10 pounds and suddenly found himself fending off hordes of swooning women. His excuse? None needed, because he’s too busy fending off admirers with a diamond sword in hand.

So come join us and see what kind of crazy transformations await you in our wacky world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a similar situation as Vance, fighting off mobs and admirers alike.

PuppyBlocker

animal welfare, dog ownership, ethical pet ownership, family conflict, family dynamics, pet adoption, pet breeding, pet breeding ethics, pet care responsibilities, pet health, pet neutering, pet overpopulation, pet ownership decisions, pet ownership disputes, pet parenting, pet rehoming, pet spaying, PuppyBlocker, responsible pet care, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	5369	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild family story! Join us for a chance to claim ownership of a virtual puppy and avoid family conflicts. Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life dilemmas and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and fun. Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the thrill of raising virtual puppies without worrying about them being bred with oversized dogs? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCashCow2021

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	250
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Towns Built:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make a million dollars in a year! How, you ask? By selling virtual dirt blocks for real money, of course! Our players have become virtual real estate moguls, flipping dirt blocks for a profit that will make your head spin.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on their trusty dragons and race through treacherous obstacles for the chance to win a pot of gold (or diamonds, whichever you prefer).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So come join us on the craziest, most lucrative Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!