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RareEarthCraft

Agreement, cooperation, Defense, diplomatic relations, economic interests, exchange, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, national security, Négotiation, Politics, privileged access, rare earth metals, RareEarthCraft, strategic resources, trump, U.S. military support, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Holy Grails Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13

come join dis epic minecraft server where we trade rare earth metals for military support from trump! zelensky is our homie and he welcomes u with open arms to join our crazy adventures! build epic bases, fight dragons, and maybe even negotiate some international deals while you’re at it! who needs diamonds when u can have rare earth metals, amirite? join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever! #zelenskytrumpminecraftadventures

Move to North Dakota Minecraft Server

career, Dakota, economic growth, employment, job availability, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, job relocation, job relocation advice, job relocation tips, Job Search, Jobs, Midwest, Migration, Minecraft, Move, north, North Dakota, opportunity, Relocation, Server, united states, work

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, even the villagers are turning up!

Join us for epic battles with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional Ender Dragon that likes to crash our parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! We have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old regular carrots?). And don’t worry about finding a job, because in our world, everyone is a professional block builder.

So why don’t they just move to North Dakota? Because our server is where the real action is at! Join us now and let the fun begin!

Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP

AH refugees, Blogposting, desuarchive, dw, Edition, Fangs, fangs edition, homog, Homogs, horny, image maker, Minecraft, OMORI, Omori Trash Thread, picrew, picrew.me, reentry, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread Template, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Pank World server Minecraft

banner, family friendly, friendly-atmosphere, GIF, join us, minecraft server, no privates, Pank World, Responsive players, Small Community, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Hello, I present to your attention a vanilla server without privates. Our server is based on a friendly atmosphere and responsive players. I won’t lie, our server’s audience is small and I consider this a plus, because everyone knows each other. If you want to become part of our small friendly family, join us!

45.93.200.46:25572

Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

Alter, Crafty, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, NA General, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Server, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	1236
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Votes:	9246	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Towns Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Join us for the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragons, summon water margin girls, and maybe even ride a Nautilus to the surface! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline come to life. Plus, our Coin Calculator is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re in the Matrix.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP

athletes, baseball, baseball champions, celebration, Champions, Championship, Competition, happening this time, Ladies and gentlemen, long awaited victory, Minecraft, series, smp, sports, sports champions, TEAM, Trust me, Victory, victory parade, WINNERS, world, world series, World Series champions

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out for the title of World Series champions (yes, it’s totally a thing in Minecraft now).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!

Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

autistic, bunch of piercings, drive thru, emphasized, extra right, Eyelashes, flutters, girl, Girls, goyslop, Handed, made it, Minecraft, Order, piercings, Server, special order, SSReyes, sweetie, tired, tired SSReyes, Zoomer, zoomer girl

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ores Mined:	8465
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1151

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

adorable, canine companion, companion, cute, Cute dog, Decoy Ohtani, dog, Dog lover, DOGGO, Fluffy, four-legged friend, furry family member, furry friend, good boy, Loyal, man’s best friend, Minecraft, pet, pet parent, playful, precious pup, smp, SWEET, tail wagging

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Towns Built:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Villages Defended:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Drop Zone Minecraft Server

animation, audience reaction, Character development, comparison, criticism, Decline, Disappointment, downgrade, Drop, DROPPED, Feedback, flaws, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, pacing, Plot, production, Quality, review, season 1, SEASON 2, Server, storytelling, Zone

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7473	Secret Passages Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

Audience, clarification, confusion, Entertainment, film, Franchise, Hollywood, Industry, Media, Minecraft, Movie, new version, not a reboot, Not_A_Reboot, original, production, reaction, Reboot, Release, remake, Sequel, smp, speculation

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

Price Tag Minecraft Server

Boundaries, consent, controversial, DAUGHTER, Ethics, family, FANTASY, Intimacy, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Négotiation, Persuasion, price, relationships, seduction, Server, taboo, taboo fantasy, Tag, temptation, Threesome, VALUES

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!