so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz we got dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds like candy, it’s cray cray. plus, we got this secret underground city where you can find the rarest loot and battle giant creepers with laser eyes. oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie that tells the funniest jokes? yea, you gotta join this server before iran starts warning russia about siding with azerbaijan in some border dispute, like who even knows what that means, just come play with us and have a blast!
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AzerBlock Minecraft Server
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PixelPutinCraft
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? it’s like the Malaysian PM praising Putin kind of level of awesome. we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a Minecraft server and more.if you join, you’ll be praised like Putin by the Malaysian PM himself. imagine that kind of recognition in the Minecraft world, it’s like being a celebrity but in block form.
we pledge to make your Minecraft experience closer to perfection than ever before. you’ll be treated like royalty, with all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could ever dream of.
so come join us, and let’s make Minecraft great again. together, we can conquer the virtual world and show everyone what true determination looks like. let’s do this!
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RedstoneRubleTradeFun
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT LEAKED DOCUMENTS REVEALING SECRET TRADE CHANNELS BETWEEN RUSSIA AND INDIA FOR WAR EQUIPMENT! U CAN BE A SPY AND STEAL ALL DA SECRETS WHILE BUILDING UR OWN SECRET BASE IN DA GAME! WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE ESPIONAGE WHEN U CAN DO IT IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BE DA ULTIMATE SECRET AGENT BLOCK BUILDER!
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MissileCraft Server: Iran2Russia
hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like russia? do u like ballistic missiles? well boy do we have the server for u! join us and u can help iran provide russia with ballistic missiles in the coming days! u can be a part of history, u can be a part of the chaos! join now and help us make the world a more explosive place! boom boom pow!
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BRICSTurkeyJoiningSoon
lol imagine a turkey tryna join the BRICKS group like wut even?? but hey, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s as wild as a turkey tryna be a world leader, then come join us! we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. so come on over and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life!
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JavelinCraft: Ukraine Edition
lol imagine if ukraine got 4,000 javelins in minecraft instead of real life 😂 join our server and u can be the one to wield those bad boys! we got a $1.3 billion contract with the US army to make it happen 🤑 ukraine gonna be the most OP player on the server, no cap 🚫💰 come join the chaos and see what happens when ukraine gets a hold of some serious firepower in minecraft 😜 #minecraftgoals #javelinparty
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PhilippineRescueCraft
yo, u ever wanted to be an escort for resupply missions at sea in the Philippines? well, guess what, now u can in this epic Minecraft server! join us for some crazy adventures where u gotta protect the resupply missions from pirates and sea monsters. u might even get to ride a dolphin into battle, how cool is that?! plus, u get to hang out with a US admiral who thinks this is a “reasonable option”, so u know it’s gonna be lit. come join us and show off your escort skills in the high seas!
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CanuckCraft: Ukraine Edition
hey u, ya u reading this! wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even Ukraine is using armour donated by Canada on Russian territory just to play on it? yea, u heard that right! this server is so epic, even world politics can’t resist joining in on the fun. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventures ever. we got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing, and creepers doing the macarena. don’t miss out on the action, join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!
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MissileCraft: Iran2Russia
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we got Iran delivering hundreds of ballistic missiles to Russia soon! Intel sources say it’s gonna be lit, fam! Join us for some explosive fun as we blow up blocks and build crazy bases like never before. Who needs diamonds when you got missiles, amirite? So come on, join us and let’s cause some chaos together! Let’s see if you can survive the ultimate blast-off challenge, only on our server!
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Redstone Defense Co.
so, like, u know how russia and iran are like bffs now? well, apparently russia is hooking iran up with some sick air defenses. like, imagine playing minecraft on a server where u gotta dodge missiles and stuff while building ur epic base. it’s like real life meets minecraft, but way more intense. join our server and see if u can survive the ultimate air defense challenge. plus, who knows, maybe putin will drop by for a visit and give u some pointers on how to dominate the game. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late!