so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz we got dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds like candy, it’s cray cray. plus, we got this secret underground city where you can find the rarest loot and battle giant creepers with laser eyes. oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie that tells the funniest jokes? yea, you gotta join this server before iran starts warning russia about siding with azerbaijan in some border dispute, like who even knows what that means, just come play with us and have a blast!
