imagine mining for diamonds and then stumbling upon some rare earth minerals from ukraine. like, that’s some next level stuff, bro. you won’t find that on any other server, i swear.
plus, the stories on this server are wild, man. like, one time, a player found a secret underground base filled with rare earth minerals and had to battle a dragon to claim it. like, how insane is that, dude?
so, yeah, join our server for the craziest adventures and the rarest loot you’ll ever find. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
join us and be part of the epic battle to save our virtual world from destruction!!! build epic castles, mine for rare ores, and team up with other players to defeat the ultimate boss – the ender dragon!!!
plus, we have the most lit parties in all of minecraft land!!! dance the night away in our virtual clubs, ride pigs around the map, and participate in epic parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!!!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!!! trust us, you won’t regret it!!!
we even have a secret underground base where we train our players to be the ultimate warriors, with obstacle courses and PvP arenas that will test your skills to the max.
join now and be part of the most epic battle against the evil mobs that threaten our land. plus, we have free pizza every friday and a pet pig named bacon that will follow you around and fight by your side.
don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now and show those mobs who’s boss!
we also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a petting zoo with friendly creepers and endermen.
if you join now, you’ll get a free enchanted diamond sword and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs! plus, every full moon, we have a massive PvP battle royale where the winner gets a real-life unicorn (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
so come join us on this crazy adventure, because Ukraine is still on an ‘irreversible path to joining NATO’ according to Starmer telling Zelenskyy!
we also have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like, diamonds for days, bro. and don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re like, next level scary.
oh, and did i mention that we have our own version of the F-35 jets? yeah, you heard me right. you can fly around in your very own fighter jet and blow stuff up. it’s like, so epic.
so, like, if you want to join the coolest Minecraft server ever and have the time of your life, you gotta come check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it.
plus, we got this epic story where Trump is like, floating on a cloud made of diamonds and rainbows, and he’s making deals with aliens to bring peace to the universe. it’s like, out of this world, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? like, you gotta solve a series of ridiculous puzzles to even find it. it’s like, the ultimate treasure hunt, bro.
so yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.
This Earth 1.21.3 Minecraft server, running on Paper, offers an exciting crossplay experience, allowing players from both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition to connect seamlessly. The server features a fully pregenerated world that includes a variety of natural and custom-built structures, offering a rich and dynamic environment for players to explore. With the added benefit of claims and Towny, players can protect their builds and form their own towns, fostering a sense of community while preventing griefing. Whether you’re building in your favorite biome, discovering a hidden village, or managing your town, the server’s features ensure an enjoyable and secure experience for everyone.
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AlchemicalMC is a NEW up-and-coming server with all custom features! Each gamemode has their own features that are unique! survival is a chill laid back setting, while factions and skyblock compete for top fation and island rewards! we offer many ways to obtain free ranks and free super items! Come check it out!
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| Server IP | kauzmic.xyz (no application necessary) |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/K9ByMKkJ9s |
| Version | Java 1.21.4 |
| Rules | Don’t grief, steal, or hack |
Block Bodega is perfect for both casual and committed players! We have an active VC in our Discord almost every night, host the occasional event (like movie and game nights!), and maintain a solid community with a relaxed, fun vibe.
Our average age is ~19, and most of our members are from North America or Europe. The server has been up for just over ~2 weeks, so it’s still fairly fresh. We have a few public farms, and the start of a shopping district, but nothing too substantial (yet).
We like to keep things simple – this means a mostly vanilla experience, so don’t expect teleports, claims, or any of that. Our plugins primarily serve administrative purposes and minor quality-of-life upgrades, so there’s nothing too outlandish or game-altering.
This is NOT your single player world: Block Bodega values building a community, and we strongly encourage building near spawn and interacting with other players on the server and the Discord!
WE ARE SELF HOSTED WITH 16GBs DEDICATED RAM HOSTED ON 7 STOLEN LAPTOPS.
PS: If you’re interested in learning Mandarin, hop on! A few of our members have made it a project to learn Chinese, and we’d love to have more folks to practice with.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by using the IP address kauzmic.xyz in your Minecraft client. |
| Are there any age restrictions? | While our average age is around 19, we welcome players of all ages as long as they abide by the rules. |
| Can I use mods on the server? | We encourage a mostly vanilla experience, so please refrain from using mods that give unfair advantages or alter gameplay significantly. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing, stealing, and hacking are not allowed on the server. We aim to maintain a friendly and positive community. |
Explore bizarre landscapes, build insane structures, and battle against deranged mobs that will make you question your sanity. But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking llama who will guide you on your quest.
So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted, mind-bending world. Just remember, he tried to warn you.
Imagine a world where your in-game chats are as spicy as Lisa’s conversations with Dave. Will you resist the temptation to send nudes in exchange for virtual diamonds? Will you uncover the truth behind the mysterious player using a VPN to hide their identity?
But beware, just like Lisa’s career prospects, your in-game reputation could be on the line. Will you end up in virtual jail for your questionable decisions? Only time will tell.
Join our server now for a thrilling experience that will leave you questioning your morals and your sister’s choices. Who needs a clean criminal record when you can have a criminal record in Minecraft instead?
Imagine a world where weed is not just a plant, but a way of life. Our server is like a virtual Amsterdam, where you can build, mine, and get as high as the Ender Dragon. Our cat may have passed away, but our spirits are still soaring high!
Join our server and experience the thrill of running a business from your virtual property. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? No problem, just head over to our virtual bakery where we bake with weed butter. Trust us, our cookies will blow your mind (literally).
But beware, the smell of marijuana may waft through the virtual air. Just like in real life, we may have to spray some perfume to cover it up. Don’t worry, our virtual clients won’t judge you for getting high. In fact, they might even join in on the fun!
So come on over to our server and experience the ultimate first-world argument simulator. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft? Join us now and let the madness begin!
