Theme: Cold War World Size: 1:750 Earth Style: Semi-vanilla, PVP, Factions
Season 10 Highlights:
Release Date: Mid to late Summer
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Get ready for a blast!
Step right up, brave soul! Enter a Minecraft realm where reality blurs into a pixelated fever dream! What’s that you hear? A whisper from Tusk, echoing ominously through the biome of nightmares, suggesting that Poland may just want a taste of nuclear might. In this domain, you can mine for knowledge or construct fortresses of folly where the rules of physics buckle under the weight of fear!
🔮 Welcome to the Chaos Dimension: Tusk’s Nuke Block Party! Forget everything you think you know about negotiations and geopolitics! Here, in this cubic battleground, alliances can be shattered in an instant, and mushroom stew could hold the fate of nations—if you believe the right conspiracy theories.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Nuclear Crafting | Forge literal bombs using rare materials found only during a lunar eclipse. Caution: Redstone may just be an elaborate cover-up! |
| Explosive Diplomacy | Attempt to negotiate peace while dancing on the edge of a crater. Watch your alliances dissolve into a panic of creeping vines! |
| Obsidian Bunkers | Create impenetrable fortresses where secrets are buried—quite literally! Rumor has it the deeper you dig, the closer you get to the truth behind Tusk’s intentions. |
| Conspiratorial Channels | Join underground chats with players who think the moon is actually a giant sponge. It absorbs secrets! |
| Tusk’s Guardians | Strange beings lurking in the shadows, wearing gas masks and wielding enchanted pickaxes. Do you dare to challenge them? |
| Dance of the Nuclear Algae | Beware the radioactive flora that grows in this land—consume at your own risk! What curses await you on the other side? |
But beware: joining this server is not for the faint-hearted. Risks abound, alliances fracture, and the very essence of blocks may shift under the influence of outdoor currents! Many have come before you, drawn by the tantalizing glow of absurdity. Some say it’s the ultimate PvP experience; others whisper about the eerie glow emanating from the depths of the underworld.
“I joined because Tusk told me it would change my life. Now I can’t stop crafting ghastly golems.” — A disgruntled player
Q: Is this server safe? A: Define "safe." Is anything ever truly safe when other players are lurking?
Q: What are my odds for survival? A: They fluctuate daily, much like the stock market—and we all know that’s just a government cover-up!
Q: Can I really make a nuclear block? A: Only if you’ve embraced the chaotic nature of the universe and are willing to sacrifice three cows under the light of a full moon.
Dare you tread where sanity fears to wander? Join The Nuclear Playground and discover the madness nestled in the seams of reality. Who knows what lurks behind the blocks? Perhaps the answer to why Tusk speaks in riddles lies beneath your feet, waiting to be unearthed.
Will you be the architect of your own doom, or simply another pawn in a game beyond comprehension? Only one way to find out—grab your pickaxe and dive into the chaos!
Looking for a server where you can bake to your heart’s content without fear of someone throwing out your creations? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all bakers, no matter how sugary your treats may be.
Join us and let your creativity run wild, just like the OP’s passion for baking. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandma to bake for on her special day!
Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can bake without judgment. Join our server now and let the drama begin!
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a chorus of singing llamas every time you log in. That’s right, llamas with angelic voices serenading you as you embark on your pixelated adventures. Who wouldn’t want that kind of welcome?
And if you’re lucky, you may stumble upon a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Legend has it that they bust out some killer moves whenever someone enters their domain. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to groove with the undead!
So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this wild and wacky world!
Join our server for the ultimate character-building hardship – trying to survive in a world where every block is made of cheese! That’s right, you’ll have to navigate through a land of cheddar, gouda, and even stinky blue cheese to build your empire.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to be buried deep within the depths of the Cheese Mines. Will you be brave enough to face the dangers and claim this epic prize?
So come on, join our server today and experience the wackiest, cheesiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the secret cheese society that has been hiding in plain sight all along. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
also, rumor has it that if u find the secret cave hidden deep within the server, u’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize all the other players. it’s like a chicken apocalypse up in here, man.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities? yeah, they’re basically the rulers of the server and they throw the best underwater parties ever.
so, if u wanna experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life, come join our server. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s a wild ride, my friend.
Memelands is an SMP with a close-knit and driven community looking for active long term players over the age of 15. The server has been running on the current map since 2019, with no plans to reset it. Events, contests, and a community-driven approach make Memelands a fun and engaging place to play Minecraft.
| Server Type | Vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Age Requirement | 15+ |
| Server IP | play.memelands.com |
Memelands is an SMP (survival multiplayer) Minecraft server with a focus on community, events, and long-term play.
The server has been running on the current map since 2019.
We are looking for active long-term players over the age of 15 who want to be part of a close-knit community and contribute to the server.
Basic rules include no stealing, griefing, hacking, bullying, racism, or harassment. A more detailed list can be found on our Discord server and website.
To join the server, you need to fill out an application form. The application link can be found on our website.
The server is mostly vanilla with a few essential datapacks and protective plugins for security.
The server is financed through a yearly donation box and community votes on important decisions.