strategic interests Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PanamaCraft: China Alert!

ALERT, China, diplomatic relations, economic impact, envoy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Global influence, international affairs, maritime security, military presence, national security, panama canal, PanamaCraft, power dynamics, PRESENCE, regional stability, security concern, strategic interests, Trade routes, US

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Farms Harvested:	869	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff right? well on our server, we got this epic storyline where china is tryna take over the panama canal in minecraft! like, who even knew that was a thing? but now u gotta join our server to help stop them and save the day! plus, we got like, really cool mods and mini games and stuff. so come join us and be a hero in the minecraft world!

ArcticCraft: $2bn Security Boost

2bn, Arctic resources, Arctic security, ArcticCraft, Boost, Defense, denmark, diplomatic relations, economic development, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, government spending, Greenland, international relations, Investment, Military, national security, Nordic countries, Politics, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, territorial expansion, trump

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got denmark pumpin’ $2bn into arctic security and trump be eyein’ greenland like it’s a snack or somethin’. but forget all that noise, come join our server for some epic minecraft adventures! we got polar bears ridin’ pigs, penguins throwin’ snowballs, and igloos made of diamond blocks! plus, our admins are like, super cool and will hook you up with all the enchanted gear you need to take on the arctic wasteland. so what are you waitin’ for? come join the fun and let’s make greenland great again!

NordicCraft Minecraft Server

Arctic, Assistance, collaboration, cooperation, Danish, Diplomacy, european allies, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Greenland, international relations, leader, Minecraft, Nordic countries, NordicCraft, North Atlantic, Politics, Seeks Help, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, Support, Unity

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Emeralds Found:	6985
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dimension Hops:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

lol imagine if greenland was actually made of green jelly and the danish leader needed help from other countries to stop it from melting into a giant dessert soup lol. well, that’s basically what’s happening on this epic minecraft server! join us and help the danish leader save greenland from turning into a sticky mess. but beware, there are evil gummy bears trying to sabotage the mission and turn the whole place into a giant candy land! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure like no other. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with polar bears and penguins all night long. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s save greenland together!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Dragons Tamed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	88
Gods Slained:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Trump’s Greenland Takeover Minecraft Server

Arctic, Danish king, denmark, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Greenland, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, Meeting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Politics, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Crops Grown:	8022
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got Greenland leaders meeting Danish kings and Trump trying to take over territory, like what even is happening, bro? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form.

join this server if you wanna witness the most epic battles between world leaders, like, fighting over blocks and stuff. you’ll see Greenland leaders riding polar bears into battle against Trump’s army of angry villagers. it’s like a showdown of the century, man.

plus, like, the landscape is insane. imagine a world where the sky is always green and the ground is made of pure emerald. it’s like living in a fantasy land, dude. and the mobs? don’t even get me started on the mobs. you’ll be fighting off giant polar bears and killer penguins like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, come join this server if you wanna experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

GreenCraft Defense: Trump Edition

Alliance, Arctic, arctic circle, cooperation, Defence, Defense, defense spending, denmark, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, GreenCraft, Greenland, international relations, Military, nato, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, territorial sovereignty, trump, US control

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a GIANT WALL to protect our land from trump and his crazy desire for control! we have polar bears as guards and penguins as our secret agents. you can ride on a flying whale to explore the icy tundra or battle it out with snowball cannons against the evil invaders. join us and be part of the epic battle for greenland!

Trump’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

#announcement, Adventures, Arctic, blocky, Canada, central america, controversial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Greenland, international relations, Minecraft, North America, panama, Politics, potential expansion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, teasing, territorial claims, Territory, trump, Trumps, US expansion

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Buildings Constructed:	47	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Void Gems Collected:	31	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump building walls in panama, greenland, and canada!!! he’s expanding his empire and needs YOUR help to protect it from creepers and zombies!!! build the biggest wall ever seen in minecraft and make trump proud!!! join now for a chance to win a golden toilet block for your house!!! don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your life!!! #buildthewall #trumpminecraftempire 🤣🤣🤣

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8962
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

TyphoonCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military presence, Minecraft, missile defense, Philippines, regional stability, SECURITY, seethes, Server, South China Sea, strategic interests, Tension, territorial dispute, Typhon missile system, TyphoonCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Yo, this server is like a missile system in the Philippines, but instead of causing international tension, it’s just causing chaos and fun! Join us and watch China seethe with jealousy as we blow up blocks and build crazy structures. We’ve got more explosions than a fireworks show on the Fourth of July, so come on and join the party! Plus, we’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure and mystery. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the madness!

PhillyCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Defense, deployment, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military capabilities, military presence, military tensions, Minecraft, missile defense, north, Philippines, PhillyCraft, regional stability, security concerns, Server, South China Sea, strategic interests, territorial disputes, US missile system

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. and, get this, the other day, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of candy. like, what even?!

also, like, the admins are super cool and always throwing crazy events. one time, they spawned a giant zombie that could shoot lasers out of its eyes. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there.

so, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some seriously wacky adventures, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Clickity Crafters: Drag Clicking Madness Under $25!

#high cps, affordable mouse, budget gaming, budget mouse, cheap gaming mouse, Clicking, Clickity, CPS, Crafters, DRAG, drag click, drag clicking, gaming accessories, gaming equipment, gaming gear, gaming mouse, gaming on a budget, gaming peripherals, gaming setup, madness, Minecraft, minecraft pvp, mouse recommendations, mouse reviews, under $25

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Farms Harvested:	937

Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP because your mouse can’t keep up with your drag clicking skills? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and experience the magic of drag clicking with a mouse that costs less than $25! Not only will you be able to achieve a whopping 16+ cps, but you’ll also be able to summon a diamond armor-wearing llama to fight by your side in battles.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll also receive a enchanted diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. And if that’s not enough, you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle while shooting firework arrows at your foes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate drag clicking warrior of Minecraft!

Crafty Cartel Chaos: The Most Brutal Minecraft Server Ever!

Brutal, brutality, Cartel, cartel violence, Chaos, Corruption, Crafty, crime syndicates, criminal activity, criminal organizations, criminal violence, drug cartels, drug lords, drug trade, drug trafficking, drug trafficking organizations, drug wars, gang violence, human history, mexican cartels, mexico, Minecraft, organized crime, Server, violence

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have recreated the entire world of the mexican cartels in block form. Build your own drug empire, smuggle goods across borders, and take down rival gangs in epic battles.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground tunnel system where you can transport your illicit goods without getting caught by the authorities. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even raid government compounds to steal valuable resources.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of being a ruthless drug lord in the world of Minecraft. Just be careful, because in this world, anything goes!

AnonCraft: LOLcow Edition

AnonCraft, Anonymity, career, Choices, comfy, Decision making, ebusinessmaxx, Edition, Financial Stability, lolCow, lolcowmaxxing, MONEY, normie life, Peace, personal growth, scalability, self-employment, social media, streamermaxx, Struggling, wage slaving, wfhmaxx, work-life balance

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

LOLCOWMAXXING: Forget about real life drama, come join our server and become the ultimate lolcow! Watch as your antics entertain the masses and earn you virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams.

SOCIAL MEDIA OR STREAMERMAXX: Why limit yourself to just one platform when you can dominate them all in our Minecraft world? Become a social media sensation or a legendary streamer, the choice is yours!

EBUSINESSMAXX: Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can start your own virtual empire on our server? Sell virtual goods, create a digital dynasty, the possibilities are endless!

NORMIE LIFE WAGE SLAVING: Why settle for a mundane existence when you can escape to our Minecraft server and live a life of adventure and excitement? Wage slaving is so last season, join us and live your best virtual life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious journey of your Minecraft life!

Lucky Blocks R Us

Anime, anime fan, blocks, comedy, FANBOY, fangirl, friendship, humor, Japanese culture, Kagami Hiiragi, Kagami x Konata, Kagster, Konata Izumi, Lucky, Lucky Channel, Lucky Star, Manga, Miyuki Takara, Otaku, school life, slice of life, Tsukasa Hiiragi

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Void Gems Collected:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Villages Defended:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magic Items Found:	1762
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate Kagster madness!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Kagster appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky fresh?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Kagster Kingdom, where players can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even attend a virtual rave with DJ Creeper spinning the hottest tracks.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most epic Minecraft server of all time? Come join us and let the Kagster magic take you on a wild ride!

YeehawCraft: The Wild West Adventure!

21 years old, Adventure, AMA, American, ask me anything, Black, bored, Born, Boston, Chicago, graduating, jannies, original post, pruned, Raised, rules, School, serious inquiries, silly questions, Thread, v.2, West, Wild, YeehawCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you!

Imagine a world where creepers ride pigs like they’re at a rodeo, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies break out into dance battles instead of attacking you. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to duel the Ender Dragon in a rap battle, participate in build-offs where the winner gets a real-life creeper plushie, and even attend virtual block parties hosted by none other than Steve himself.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Don’t be a square, join us today and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pals Playhouse: Retro Gals Edition

Amiya Aranha, Clauvio, Edition, gals, Jorunna, Karin, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, PALS, PIXEL, playhouse, Retro, Retro Girls General, Riona, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg, Yumanea, Yuno Nightingale

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than ▶Onolumi◀ where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night! Join forces with ▶Amiya Aranha◀ and ▶Tomomi Toraya◀ as they battle the evil forces of the Ender Dragon while riding on flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Dive deep into the mines with ▶Kiki◀ and ▶Mozumi Pichi◀ as they search for diamonds and uncover secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples!

Feeling brave? Join ▶Riona◀ and ▶Clauvio◀ as they build the most epic castle in all of Minecraft, complete with a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled dungeon!

And if that’s not enough, team up with ▶Karin◀ and ▶Super Meche◀ to take on the Nether and battle hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water!

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary ▶Yumanea◀ and ▶Yuno Nightingale◀, who are rumored to have tamed the elusive Endermen and ride them into battle like noble steeds!

So what are you waiting for? Join ▶Jorunna◀ and the rest of the crew on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! And remember, always watch out for creepers, they’re more explosive than a creeper on a diet of TNT!

CraftyCreeperz

abandoned project, anger, CANCELLED, CraftyCreeperz, development hell, Disappointment, fan reactions, Frustration, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, letdown, lost potential, missed opportunity, Prey2, RAGE, Sequel, sequel disappointment, unfinished business, Upset, video games

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Villages Defended:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are extra explosive and the diamonds are as rare as finding a unicorn in a desert!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie llamas or if you’re brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon armed only with a stick.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and rumor has it he once built a roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you say “I’m still fucking mad” in the best possible way, then join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ChopsticksCraft: China #1 Minecraft Server

anti-Semitic, Bigotry, China, China number one, chinese culture, ChopsticksCraft, controversial, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Fuck this, Hate Speech, hell pit, inappropriate, intolerance, Kike, mason, Minecraft, offensive behavior, offensive language, racism, Server, UNACCEPTABLE, Xenophobia

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragons Tamed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the lava pits are the players’ skills! Join us if you’re ready to take on the craziest challenges and conquer the most epic quests.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret diamond mine that led them to unimaginable riches. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ruled over the land with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron fist weapon that was OP as hell).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn mount that players can ride into battle. Imagine charging into a PvP match on the back of a majestic unicorn, leaving your enemies in awe and fear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever hear. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a kike mason, then maybe stay away).

CraftyWarriors – Total LOL General

#1d6chan, CraftyWarriors, Elspeth edition, Elspeth von Draken, Franchise, gameplay showcase, general, Hotfix, lol, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, Previous thread, Roll Charts, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War General, total war pharaoh, total war warhammer, Total War: Warhammer III

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Elspeth von Draken herself? Look no further, because our server is more epic than a Total War: Warhammer III gameplay showcase! Join us for battles more intense than a Pharaoh’s curse, with updates hotter than a 4.2.3 hotfix patch. Our server is so legendary, even the older titles on Steam bow down to its greatness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before! Join now for a gaming experience that’s more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds and emeralds! 🐲🦄💎✨

LOLcraft: Where you’ll laugh so hard you’ll want to kms hahahahhahahah

coping mechanism, dark humor, depression, emotional distress, hahahahhahahah, HARD, healing journey, kms, LAUGH, LolCraft, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, reaching out, seeking guidance, seeking help, self harm, self love, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy, unhealthy thoughts, Youll

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wanna kms? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves in a zombie apocalypse where the only way to survive was to build a fortress out of diamond blocks and fight off hordes of undead with a chicken sword. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a hidden disco party deep underground, complete with glowstone dance floors and creeper DJs? Or the time when a player discovered a secret unicorn kingdom where the rulers were actually pigs in top hats? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about wanting to kms!