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HamasHavocCraft

Assassination, Conflict, diplomatic response, foreign relations, global impact, government response, Hamas, HamasHavocCraft, international news, iran, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, political tensions, potential consequences, regional stability, reprisals, RETALIATION, security concerns, strategic considerations

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Votes:	1776	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, liek, totally cray cray? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s, liek, the most epic server ever! like, seriously, we got llamas that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes, it’s insane!

and get this, the whole server is made out of cheese! yep, u heard me right, CHEESE! so u can, liek, build a house out of cheddar or a castle out of gouda, the possibilities are endless!

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? yep, u can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a unicorn horn down there! it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure trove!

so, if u wanna have the most epic minecraft experience of ur life, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s, liek, totally out of this world! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

Awareness, blocks, blocky, boobies, breast cancer, colorectal cancer, deaths, Diagnosis, early detection, Healthcare, lives, medical advancements, mortality rate, Pancreatic cancer, Prevention, research, Rise, risk factors, Save, Screening, statistics, survival rates, Treatment, unknown reasons, younger women

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2421
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

animated, Anime, Characters, decision, Diverse, Entertainment, genre, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, not gay, opinion, Plot, Recommendation, review, series, Server, Show, Storyline, streaming, television, watch

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8038
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

Africa, bum tickler, Chinese pig, DUMPED, hut, Indian faggot, Kek, MARRIED, Minecraft, Mud, mud huts, sheboon, smp, taller white guy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Crops Grown:	8009	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Buildings Constructed:	46	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

Attention, Awareness, care, concentration, consideration, detail, emphasis, Examination, Focus, IMPORTANCE, mindfulness, Minecraft, neglect, Observation, Overlooked, priority, scrutiny, Significance, smp, spotlight, Underappreciated, undervalued, UnseenBlocks

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Crops Grown:	5466	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

CraftyQuotez

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7551
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Enchantments Applied:	143	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

abduction claim, Average, Conflict, controversy, current events, Departure, extremism, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, KIDNAPPING, MIDDLE EAST, Misinformation, News, Political, Propaganda, Refugee Crisis, Terrorism, voluntary departure, Yazidi community, Yazidi woman, YazidiCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

Boring, Community, crafting tweaks, Diamond Economy, Discord, DRY, Economy, Entities, Events, EXTRA, Features, Join, multiplayer, multiplayer server, paint, Safe, Server, smp, steps, Survival, survival server, Teleport, Tweaks, vanilla tweaks, warp stones, Watching

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Potions Brewed:	135
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/poke-ak/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

Behavior, blocks, comparison, Differences, double standards, empowerment, Individuality, judgment, Labels, Minecraft, normal, normal mode, personal choice, Self-expression, Server, sexual expression, Sexuality, slut, Slut mode, slutty, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmas

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	New Chunks Explored:	519158
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Animals Bred:	65
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ores Mined:	1532
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7898	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!