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Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Server No. 673185354

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9014
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Star Shards Collected:	121	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being hunted by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse that randomly happens every Tuesday at 3:00 AM?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “He won” – a mysterious player who has never been defeated in a PvP battle. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared to lose your mind (and maybe your items) along the way.

Crafty Phone Addicts – Where we mine diamonds while checking our phones all day!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9475
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about checking your phone for texts again! Why? Because our server is so addictive and fun, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even remember you have a phone. Plus, who needs friends texting you when you can make new friends in our virtual world? Say goodbye to phone addiction and hello to block addiction on our server!

Yuri’s Blocky Adventures: Where Even Creepers are More Enjoyable Than Yuri

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ores Mined:	1025
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Are you tired of falling in love with Yuri protagonists in every game you play? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of love-struck anime characters!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about those pesky Yuri protagonists. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion on the server that can cure you of your love woes once and for all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to a world of blocky fun!

The Blocky Incest Palace

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	230
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family tree? Look no further! Join us for some wincest fun where sharing your hot family members is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Share your craziest stories of sexual adventures with your relatives and don’t forget to include those juicy screencaps for extra points. Our archive is filled with older stories that will make you question your family dynamics in a whole new way. So come on in and join the fun, because on this server, incest is wincest!

Crafty Confusion: Pick a Side, Any Side!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	7419
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Are you tired of boring old factions and alliances in your country? Join our Minecraft server and choose a side like never before! Will you be on Team Llama, fighting for justice and fluffy cuteness? Or will you join Team Chicken, known for their strategic egg attacks and clucking battle cries? The fate of the virtual world is in your hands – choose wisely! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual hay or eggs, depending on which side you’re on. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the epic llama-chicken war begin!

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘How Many Can They Kill Together?’

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2822
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between a team of killer bunnies and an army of evil llamas! How many do you think they could kill together? Will the bunnies hop their way to victory or will the llamas spit their way to dominance? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! But beware, you may never look at bunnies and llamas the same way again!

YeetCraft: Saving the World, One Creeper at a Time

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	197	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for Western civilisation? Look no further, because our server not only saves Western civilisation, but also throws it a killer party every Saturday night! Join us as we battle evil mobs and build epic structures to protect our precious civilisation. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so important? Join now and be a hero for Western civilisation (and get free pizza every Friday)!

MomCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries! Join now for a wild parenting adventure!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner tradwife dreams!

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft man to start a family with. Build your dream house, tend to your virtual children, and live out your tradwife fantasies in a pixelated world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tradwife in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoegirlsCraft: Where every block comes with a side of kawaii!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level!

Join us and you’ll have to attach a moegirl to each post you make – that’s right, every single post! But don’t worry, these moegirls aren’t your average Minecraft companions. They have special powers like shooting rainbows out of their eyes and summoning unicorns to ride around on.

And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to tame it. But if you succeed, you’ll have the coolest pet in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the moegirls to steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds too)!

Thatcher’s F*cked Up Meeting Room Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Items Found:	8459	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build a house made entirely out of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas while shooting fireballs out of your hands. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, put on your silliest skin, and join us at our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it! See you there, silly Steve and goofy Alex!