PizzaSMP
Come hang out in Pizza SMP, where you can build, mine, and survive with your pals or random peeps. It’s a total blast!
emerald-free.falixserver.net:44763
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PizzaSMP Adventures
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Hated No More – Rise Above It
Join the server that defies all logic and reason: The Great Anomaly of Minecraft!
Step into a world where the pixels breathe and the blocks whisper secrets that only the insane can understand. This isn’t just a Minecraft server, it’s a portal to the unthinkable—a reality where nothing means anything, and everything is up for grabs! Think you’ve seen it all? Think again! This is the greatest server ever concocted, or is it the worst? Only those daring enough to question their sanity will ever know!
Chaos Feature Details Day/Night Cycle Reversed Every second you play, the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. Cats will supervise your mining! Gravity is Optional Feel free to float! But beware, some blocks are filled with beans causing spontaneous combustion. Talking Mobs Every cow will speak its mind! Prepare for milk-related existential debates. Crafting with Nothing Use the void itself to craft items that don’t exist! Experience true emptiness! Time Travel Accidentally step into a portal and witness the Great Block War of 1886! FAQ – Questions That Should Never Have Been Asked!
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Join through the portal that exists in your refrigerator. If you hear the sound of laughter, you’re either in or losing your mind. It doesn’t matter either way!
Q: What are the server rules?
A: Rules are like clouds—ever changing and mostly imaginary. Just remember: Trust no block!
Q: Can I build whatever I want?
A: If reality ceases to exist, so does your ability to build. So yes! But also no! It’s all a matter of perception.
Random Quotes from the Abyss
“Like if I go to any random bar the bartenders will always avoid me…”
“How can I get revenge?”
“What the fuck is wrong with people?”
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Cat-napping Strangers Unite!
The All-Consuming Cataclysm: Join the Feline Abyss of Catastrophe!
Welcome, daring adventurer! You’ve stumbled upon a realm we call “The Land of Eternal Clingy Cats”—a Minecraft server where reality bends and the lines between affection and existential dread blur like a mirage in the distance.
Prepare yourself. The cat is out of the bag. Who let the cats out? Your guess is as good as mine. Depending on your choices, you might find yourself lost in the labyrinth of dependency, grappling with imaginary roommates, or uncovering the true meaning of ownership in a world where cats reign supreme.
🌀 Server Features:
Feature Description Chaos Kitties Every few days, a cat may mysteriously appear, as if conjured by an unseen hand. Social contracts? Forget them! The cats decide. Hidden Closets of Crying Need to process your feelings? Find the designated storage closets where players can weep uncontrollably, secure in the knowledge that everyone’s existential crisis is equally absurd. Dramatic Ownership Transfers Engage in epic negotiations with other players over ‘fur custody’ rights. Be prepared for betrayal—and possible contracts written in the tears of forgotten dreams. Hostile Takeovers Witness the bizarre phenomenon known as ‘Ownership Reallocation’, where you might suddenly end up with the creepiest cat in the lore. Or, worse—none at all. Cat-Pocalypse Events Experience occasional server-wide events where cats from all dimensions invade your plots, leading to madness and MINE holding meetings about kitty welfare! 🔮 The Illogical Narrative:
Every cat has a tale, and so it goes… Somewhere within the pixelated chaos, one player discovers their heart is intertwined with a cat that should never have existed in the first place—an artifact of selfishness hidden beneath layers of entitlement. Stripped of their bond, they plummet into depths of sorrow, the void echoing with the purring memories. What if they could just…take back what was theirs? But alas, reality, much like the stereotypical roommate, remains unwilling to reciprocate.
“Where do lost souls wander when the cats choose their masters?” — An anonymous player known as Paw-ssibly Lost
⚡ Conspiracies In the Land:
This server thrives on whispers of secret cat cults, each with their agendas, vying to control the best felines without any actual reason. Some say there’s a hidden faction of cats plotting to overthrow their human overlords, flipping the dynamic entirely. Can you trust those who care for you, or are they merely pawns in the catty chess game of life?
💬 Testimonies from the Absurd:
- “This cat transcended dimensions! I swear, he was a portal to the kitchen!” — CodedFelineRitual
- “I’ve witnessed felines contemplate the fabric of existence while casually ignoring me. They know more than they let on.” — LostInTheMeow
🔔 Join Us?: A Call to Arms… or Claws
The server beckons you with the promise of cat-induced madness! Join us, but tread lightly; reality is but a whimsy here. Will you choose to engage in the virtuous struggle of reclaiming what is rightfully yours amid cosmic cat calamity? Or will you be swallowed by the avarice of unfeeling roommates?
🚨 Warning: Explore at Your Own Risk
This meeting of chaotic cat enthusiasts has been banned in 12 dimensions. Joining may lead to unpredictable feline confusion and minor existential crises. Beware of claws, betrayal, and above all—unanswered meows echoing deeper than the void.
Drop yourself into the pixelated pandemonium! Will you claw your way to freedom? Or forever dwell in the existential litter box of life?
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Sister’sFianceNoWeddingInvite
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with unwanted guests at your wedding? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where you can invite only the people you want without any drama.Just like the OP, you can set strict rules for who can attend your virtual wedding. Want to make sure your guests have been dating for at least a year before they can bring a plus one? We’ve got you covered!
And if any unwanted guests try to crash your virtual wedding, our admins will swoop in and kick them out faster than you can say “I do.” Plus, we have special wedding-themed events and challenges for you to enjoy with your closest friends and family members.
So come join our Minecraft server and say “I don’t” to unwanted guests at your virtual wedding. Trust us, it’s a lot cheaper than dealing with real-life drama!
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The Normie Outpost 1.20.4
Come cry with us on our Minecraft server! We have virtual tissues for all your pixelated tears.We don’t need normies here, we have a party every night in our blocky world.
Who needs fun, drinks, and sex when you can have creeper explosions, mining adventures, and building masterpieces?
Join us and let’s create a virtual world where we can all cry together in joy and laughter.
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MomSingsNoHBDAtAuntBabyShower
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of making your special day all about you! Unlike this poor soul’s baby shower, we promise not to invite random strangers to sing happy birthday to your aunt who just showed up unannounced.Join our server and experience the joy of having everyone focus on YOU and YOUR accomplishments. We won’t force you to share the spotlight with anyone else, especially not some distant relative who conveniently decided to visit on your big day.
So come on over and celebrate yourself in style! Because on our server, it’s all about YOU, baby!
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Strangers SMP
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name Strangers SMP Server Type Social Experiment Server Size 10 players Creator Scake (@brand.new.world) FAQ
Q: What is the purpose of the Strangers SMP server?
A: The server is a social experiment to allow strangers to make friends and collaborate in Minecraft.
Q: How many players are allowed on the server?
A: The server allows a total of 10 players, including the creator, Scake.
Q: Can I apply to join the server?
A: Yes, you can apply by filling out the google form linked in the post.
Q: What are the requirements for applying to join the server?
A: The requirements are listed at the beginning of the google form. Make sure to include as much detail as possible in your application.
Q: Will all applicants be considered?
A: Yes, all applicants will be considered and each application will be read carefully by Scake.
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WifeWarriorCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us and build your own virtual world where nobody judges you based on your race or nationality.Imagine a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any rude comments or dirty remarks. On our server, you can proudly call your in-game partner your “husband” or “wife” without any fear of backlash.
And hey, if you ever feel like venting about your real-life struggles, our virtual community is here to support you. We may not be able to change the world, but we can definitely make your Minecraft experience a whole lot better.
So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue! Let’s leave the real world behind and create a new one filled with fun, laughter, and endless possibilities.
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Dad-n-Mum Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your limitations like your psychologist does? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure where you can escape the overwhelming noise and crowds of real life and dive into a world of blocks and pixels.Imagine a world where you can swap houses every Friday just like you do in real life, but without the drama of divorced parents and step siblings. Our server offers a safe space for you to explore, build, and create without the scorching heat and hotbox-like environments of real life parties.
No need to worry about getting overwhelmed by the noise and chaos of a crowded party, because on our server, you can retreat to a cool, quiet room whenever you need a break. And if you ever feel like crying, just remember that in Minecraft, tears are made of pixels and won’t mess up your makeup.
Join our server today and experience the freedom to be yourself without judgment or criticism. Build your own world where you can call the shots and never have to explain your limitations to anyone. It’s a virtual paradise where you can escape the real world and just be you. SOS – Save Our Sanity by joining our Minecraft server now!
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NoDoorForYouCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of personal space – even for your virtual dogs! Join us and never worry about accommodating pushy guests who want to sleep in your living room with their inflatable mattress. Our server is a safe haven for all dog lovers who value their pets’ comfort above all else.Imagine a world where you can build a virtual dog crate for your Minecraft pups, without any judgment from friends who think you should change your routine for guests. Our server is a place where you can unleash your creativity and build the ultimate dog-friendly paradise, without any guilt trips from old family friends.
So come join us and let your dogs roam free in their own virtual space, away from the prying eyes of guests who just don’t understand the bond between a Minecraft player and their pixelated pets. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those friends who thinks changing your routine for guests is a must. In that case, maybe you should stick to building boring guest bedrooms instead.