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DreamySMP: StrangelyFunny!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2014
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where dreams come true and the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a chance to build your own dream world, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. Will you dare to dance with the enderfolk?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Potato of Destiny. It’s said that whoever finds it will gain infinite riches and the ability to control time itself. So grab your pickaxe and get digging!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your wildest dreams run free. Just don’t be surprised if you wake up with a blocky pig as your new best friend.

NATOandEU4Ukraine

Alliance, Baltic states, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european integration, european union, Finnish president, foreign policy, Helsinki, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, military cooperation, nato, NATOandEU4Ukraine, Politics, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

application, BoomerMC, brand, BUILD, building, Community, Cool, creativity, Discord, Farming, feasibility, Friendly, Friends, grownup, Hang, hermitcraft, Kids, Lag, Management, Optimization, Papermc, power, Relaxation, Resource, spanking, Stuff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	1160
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Divine Spears Created:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

Apply Here

Discord:

Join our Discord

We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

business decision, China, Chinese revenue, Competition, economic impact, global economy, GPU, GPUs, HUANG, international relations, market share, Minecraft, nvidia, sad news, semiconductor industry, Server, stock market, tech industry, Technology, technology news, trade war, US government, video cards, Wars

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Towns Built:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

71k, Beginner, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Buy, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, finance, first time, GRAND, hodl, investing, Investment, long term, market, peak, price, profit, Risk, Sell, short-term, smp, Trading, volatility

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

CraftyClassmateCraze

Absurd, Apology, Boundaries, Chivalry, Classes, college student, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyClassmateCraze, depression, dickhead, English professor, Friend, Help, homework, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, sick, stress, writing assignment

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

car trouble, childcare, DEADLINE, doctor appointment, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP, Fake, family emergency, get out of work, Job, lie, Meeting, mental health, overslept, personal issue, RESPONSIBILITY, sick, stress, traffic, work, work excuse

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2879
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Farms Harvested:	958
Votes:	3279	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Digging4Diamonds

Behavior, cleanliness, common practices, conformity, cultural norms, Digging4Diamonds, Disgusting, everyday actions, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, personal care, Repulsive, revolting, social expectations, societal norms, societal standards, taboo, unhygienic, Unpleasant

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crops Grown:	5351
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Votes:	1103
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	105
Animals Bred:	71	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Towns Built:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Potions Brewed:	160	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

Server Details:
Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
Website: MyInstaCraft
Dynmap: Explore the Map
Discord: Join us on Discord

About Us:
– Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
– Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.

Features:
– Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
– Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
– Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
– Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
– Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are:
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server?	A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing?	A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Runes Activated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP

Actors, Anthony Hopkins, Backlash, blackface, blacksmith, blocky, controversy, criticism, cultural appropriation, Diversity, film industry, History, Hollywood, insensitive, makeup, Minecraft, offensive, Performance, portrayal, public perception, racism, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Zombie Dances:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Our server mascot is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!