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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 6798 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will make you feel like a total block-tease. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are blushing!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of sexy skeletons start dancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. And don’t even get us started on the steamy encounters you’ll have with our resident Ender Dragon.
So if you’re ready to get weirdly turned on in the best way possible, join our Minecraft server today. Who knew pixels could be so provocative?