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CompliMinecraft SMP: Post-Sex Weirdo
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to receive the weirdest compliments after sex! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected praise like “Your block-placing skills are top-notch” or “Your creeper-avoidance tactics are truly impressive”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before in the world of Minecraft. So come on in and see what all the buzz is about! -
MissileFailCraft
come join our minecraft server, where we have more fails than N. Korea’s missile launches! our short-range ballistic missiles may not always hit the target, but that’s what makes it fun! watch as one missile spirals out of control and explodes in a spectacular fashion, while the other one actually makes it to its destination (maybe).join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our missile launches. who knows what will happen next? maybe a creeper will blow up your house, or you’ll fall into a pit of lava. the possibilities are endless on our server!
so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, who knows?). join now and be a part of the most unpredictable minecraft server out there!
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TrashCraft: Talking Rubbish
are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a cow on a warm summer day? well, boy do i have the server for you! this server is so lit, it’s like a creeper exploding in a fireworks factory.join now and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks that fart glitter. ride on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a top hat made of diamonds.
our community is so wild, it’s like a party in the nether. we have players from all over the world, including aliens from mars and unicorns from the enchanted forest. you’ll never be bored with our endless supply of ridiculous mini-games and challenges.
so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little. but hey, zombies need love too, right?
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Earther SMP: Where the only wars are over who took the last diamond! Join us in 1.21 now!
Earth SMP
Overview Earth SMP for those who are bored, looking for players to populate the SMP. The Earth has a scale of 1:1500 (24576 x 12288 blocks). Server Online Every single day, sometimes restarts every 1-3 days. FAQ
Question Answer How can I join the server? To join the server, you need to join our Discord server and put your name in the “#whitelist” channel. What is the scale of the Earth on the server? The Earth has a scale of 1:1500, equivalent to 24576 x 12288 blocks. How often does the server restart? The server restarts every 1-3 days. Where can I find more information? You can find everything you need to know on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/njjyGzUg -
No more Bobo’s Liquidity Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!Join us for the ultimate battle between the longs and the shorts in a high-stakes game of Minecraft trading. Will you be able to gather enough liquidity from the longs before the shorts come in to liquidate billions? It’s a race against time and only the most strategic players will come out on top.
But beware, permabears are lurking around every corner ready to sabotage your plans. Will you be able to outsmart them and secure your spot as the ultimate Minecraft trader?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show Bobo who’s boss! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.
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CraftyCouplesCashCow
Are you tired of friends who have everything handed to them on a silver platter? Join our Minecraft server where everyone has to fend for themselves and truly earn their way to success! No more listening to your friends brag about their luxurious lifestyle funded by their partners – on our server, you’ll have to work hard to build your own empire.Imagine the satisfaction of building your dream home brick by brick, mining for diamonds to afford that shiny new car, and exploring the vast world of Minecraft all on your own. No handouts here, just pure independence and hard work.
So if you’re ready to escape the reality of friends who just don’t get it, join our server and show them what true independence looks like. Who needs a partner to fund their dreams when you can achieve them all on your own in the world of Minecraft? Let’s see who the real boss is!
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ImpressiveButNot Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and impress your friends with your ability to ride a pig while juggling diamonds and singing the entire Minecraft soundtrack backwards! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself wants to join just to see what all the hype is about. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life Ender Dragon. So why wait? Join now and become a Minecraft legend in your own mind! -
PhoneSecretsCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with hidden phone features that will blow your mind!Ever wanted to play Minecraft with a phone that can transform into a rocket ship and blast off into space? Well, on our server, that’s totally possible! Just find the secret code hidden in the depths of the Nether and watch your phone take flight!
But wait, there’s more! Have you ever dreamed of using your phone as a magical wand to cast spells and defeat mobs? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Just shout “Abracadabra” into your phone and watch as your enemies tremble in fear!
And if that’s not enough, how about using your phone as a time machine to travel back to the prehistoric era and ride dinosaurs in Minecraft? It’s all possible on our server! Just dial the secret number on your phone and get ready for a Jurassic adventure like no other!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unlock the hidden phone features that will change the way you play Minecraft forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it!