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  • Normal Oddities: Minecraft SMP

    Normal Oddities: Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up, fam! Forget everything you know about Minecraft servers because this one is actually a cosmic rollercoaster of chaos and unfiltered cringe that you didn’t ask for but totally need in your life. Ready? Buckle your seatbelts, because we’re diving into the wildest, most nonsensical adventure ever! 🌌

    First off, you get to start your Minecraft journey where the trees whisper your deepest insecurities! Like, LOL, can you imagine chopping down a tree, and it’s like, "Why are you still single?" Talk about a mood killer! 😂 And if that’s not enough, the sheep? Omg, bro, they’re actually secretly plotting to take over the world! 🐑💥 I mean, who even let them have a meeting? Like, hello, I’m just trying to farm here!

    Joining this server means you’ll get the exclusive privilege of being practically attacked by a herd of flying pigs that glitch through dimensions. You know it’s true because my cousin Greg saw it once and ran back to the real world screaming. Those pigs can travel faster than your Wi-Fi can buffer that one YouTube video about how to build a potato farm. You wanna make friends? Just stand there, and the pigs will fight over who gets to be your buddy. 🤝🐖

    And, oh boy, let me tell you about the monthly "Break-A-Bed Competition" we have! It’s not about who snores the loudest (that’s a whole other battle). It’s a literal free-for-all where we turn beds into battlegrounds! You hire your friends to sleep in them, and then BOOM – it’s like a medieval war but with pillows. Last one standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual cake and a chance to procrastinate instead of doing actual life stuff! 🍰👑

    But wait, there’s more! You know how creepers are always blowing up your buildings? Well, on this server, we’ve unanimously decided that they’ve got a secret underground talent show, and they might just be the next big meme! Forget America’s Got Talent—get ready for “Creepers Got Grapples!” Their acts include pro interpretive dance and heartfelt covers of classic bangers. I mean, you’ve never truly lived until you’ve seen a creeper play “Wonderwall” on a blocky guitar while crying sparkling green tears! 🌟😂

    And don’t even get me started on the Enderman. They definitely have the best gossip and always know who is using hacks. Like, they’re the Minecraft social media platform we never asked for but totally need in our lives. 🕵️‍♂️👀 Want the latest scoop? Just ask an Enderman to teleport closer, and boom! You’ll get all the juicy deets. Just don’t look ’em in the eyes – they get super awkward, like when you accidentally liked your crush’s nine-month-old Instagram post. 😳💔

    Last but not least, the server’s got this cursed enchantment where if you punch a tree, there’s a 50/50 chance it either drops wood or starts telling dad jokes. Like, seriously, you’ll be there & boom! “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the portal, duh!” Facepalm intensifies. You may end up questioning your life choices but laughing at the sheer absurdity. 🤦🎤💥

    So, do you want to join this whirlwind of nonsense and madness for all eternity? This isn’t just a server, it’s a lifestyle! Jump on board and unleash the chaos; your mom will definitely be proud(ly confused) of your new Minecraft adventures! 🏰🗡️ Let’s get loony!!! 🎉🎉

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  • PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns

    PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you afraid of cucumbers? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole town made of cucumbers just to help you conquer your fear! Join us and face your veggie demons head on!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!

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  • KidFearz Minecraft SMP

    KidFearz Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive your childhood fears in a virtual world! We have a haunted forest filled with spooky creatures that will make you scream like a little kid again. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the monsters… if you can find it! So come join us and face your fears in the most ridiculous way possible!

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  • KidzCraftFears

    KidzCraftFears

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that fear you had as a kid of being chased by a giant chicken through a maze made of Jello? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive that nightmare in pixelated glory! Join us for the most absurdly hilarious and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From riding pigs dressed as superheroes to battling evil llamas with laser eyes, this server is guaranteed to make you question your sanity in the best way possible. So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness!

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  • Vanilla Crafters United 1.21

    Vanilla Crafters United 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate bot party experience! Imagine soloing dungeons and raids with your trusty bots by your side. Become a pally tank and comfymaxx like never before. Plus, once you clear Naxx and get the Ashbringer, you’ll be the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun – join now!

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  • MythBustersCraft

    MythBustersCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of bacon! Yes, you heard that right – bacon pickaxes! Not only are they delicious, but they also have a 100% chance of dropping diamonds every time you mine a block.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken – a massive, feathered beast that lays explosive eggs and shoots lasers from its eyes. Defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its golden feathers as your prize!

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Creeper King himself. Dance the night away with explosive beats and watch out for his killer dance moves!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Who needs reality when you can have bacon pickaxes and disco-dancing creepers?

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  • StarlinkCraft: Mine for Minerals!

    StarlinkCraft: Mine for Minerals!

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u kno wat wud be bettr than starlink? join our epic minecraft server! we got all da minerals u cud evr need, no need to worry bout ukraine or any of dat stuff. plus, we got secret underground bases filled with diamondz and gold, u can be a minecraft millionaire in no time! join now and leave da real world problems behind, we got u covered with all da fun and craziness u need!

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  • Viral Detector 3000

    Viral Detector 3000

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u always get sick and u never know what’s wrong with u? well, this server has like, this crazy AI thing that can tell u if u have a virus just by looking at ur gross biological samples. it’s like having a doctor in ur computer, but way cooler cuz it’s all digital and stuff. join now and never worry about getting sick again, cuz this AI will have ur back, bro.

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  • Minefall Network

    Minefall Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server dedicated to classic survival, with a clans base, protections, massive PVP, daily rewards system, a system of work and missions in them. In addition to tops where you can represent what you are most worth!

    From 1.16 to 1.21.4!

    Do not miss to immerse yourself on this incredible server and have a great adventure.

    https://discord.minefall.net https://tienda.minefall.net

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  • Expanding Horizons SMP

    Expanding Horizons SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Expanding Horizons SMP Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla SMP
    Version Java 1.21.4
    Difficulty Hard

    We are a semi-vanilla SMP running on Java 1.21.4 and Hard difficulty. We are playing on our “forever” survival world with no resets ever!

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How long has the server been running? We launched on January 4th of this year.
    Is the worldborder expanding? Yes, currently 3500 blocks each direction.
    What kind of events do you have? We have 1-2 monthly events including UHC matches.
    How many players are usually online? We have an average of 5-6 players at all times throughout the day, up to 9-14 during peak times.
    What are some of the data packs/plugins on the server? DynMap, SimpleVoiceChat, ImageFrame, CoreProtect, Xisuma’s Vanilla Tweaks.

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