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HurtByWeirdness Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1957
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most bizarre ways of getting hurt in the game! From accidentally falling into a pit of lava while trying to tame a wild chicken to getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because you accidentally stepped on their tail, our server is full of unexpected dangers and hilarious mishaps. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Who knows, you might even end up with a funny story to tell your friends about the time you got hurt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

age, CONTENT, dragon age, Dragon.., FANTASY, Fantasy Game, Game, gaming industry, hate, Minecraft, MONEY, RPG, rpg game, smp, the veilguard, Tourists, Veilguard, video game, video game community, Woke, woke content

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	528313
Magic Items Found:	2675	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

active lifestyle, consideration, Dinner, Division, electrician, equality, Exertion, Fairness, flatmate, food consumption, FoodieFrenzy, Household, housemates, Minecraft, new job, office jobs, physically demanding, Resentment, Server, sharing, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

assets, children, death, DivorceCraft, Estate Planning, family, finances, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Inheritance, Legacy, long-term planning, Loot, Marriage, marriage agreement, remarriage, Remarried, retirement fund, retirement plan, second wife, splitting

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

WildCraft73: WWF Edition

1970, animal conservation, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, Decline, Deforestation, ecological crisis, Edition, Endangered species, Environment, Extinction, global warming, habitat loss, Plunge, populations, species decline, WildCraft73, wildlife, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wwf

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5269	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

Active, application, chest previews, Community, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Friendly, Fun, Graves, grey, Greylisted, Invis. Item Frames, Join, list, master stonecutter recipes, more food, people, Polycraft, Read, rules, Server, smp, structure packs, Survival, tight-knit, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Vanilla, Version, Waystone

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Description
Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

Overview:

Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
Focused on a tight-knit community

Features:

Waystone
Double Shulker Shells
Invis. Item Frames
Katters and Qraftys structure packs
Master Stonecutter recipes
More Food data pack
Chest/shulker previews
/trigger gotospawn
Treefeller
Graves

Join Us:

You can apply to join here.

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
What version is the server running?	1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
What are the main features of the server?	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

adult entertainment, adult industry, appreciation, brothels, Eastern European workers, employees, employment, Gratitude, human Resources, job market, labor force, labor supply, Minecraft, Server, service industry, sex work, sex workers, slavs, Staffing, staffing shortage, thank you, Workforce

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mines Excavated:	1305
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

#youtube, answers, awkward, blockquotepmfw, confession, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Fail, Feed, feed me, fuck, fuck up, funny, Live, me, mfw, Minecraft, mistake, ONLINE, reaction, regret, Reveal, SMPpblockquote, social media, Video, viral

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

CraftyLove

Affection, Blind, childhood friends, closeness, Communication, confusion, CraftyLove, DATING, emotions, family dynamics, friendship, goals, misunderstanding, physical contact, Priorities, realization, reconciliation, relationship, rural upbringing, Support, village life

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dimension Hops:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

TechWishCraft

advanced gadgets, dream gadgets, dream technology, fantasy tech, fictional innovations, fictional technology, Future Tech, Futuristic Concepts, futuristic devices, futuristic inventions, Futuristic technology, imaginary inventions, imaginary technology, sci-fi dreams, sci-fi technology, science fiction, tech dreams, TechWishCraft, wishful inventions, wishful technology, Wishful thinking

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Votes:	9078
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ores Mined:	1612	Zombie Dances:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

HezBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, HezBlock, hezbollah, Hezbollah rockets, idf, international relations, Israel, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

omg so liek u need to join dis server cuz it’s like a warzone but wit blocks and stuff. like 220 Hezbollah rockets crossed into Israel but in Minecraft it’s like creepers and zombies attacking ur base. u gotta build fast and fight hard to survive. it’s like a real-life battle but in pixel form. join now if u wanna test ur survival skills and have a blast with ur friends. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!