Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor and the loser has to wear a chicken costume for a week.
Explore our custom-built amusement park full of roller coasters that go so fast, you’ll feel like you’re flying through the air (just make sure to bring a barf bag).
And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the loot is so valuable that even Herobrine himself would be jealous. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of angry llamas trained in martial arts.
So come join us on I am SHODAN, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep).
Reasons to join: – Ignore the shitposters and attention whores, we only accept top-tier memers and pranksters here. – Do not dogpile or harass the requesters and artists, unless it’s in a hilarious way. – Posts made solely to bump the thread are discouraged, unless you do it in the most ridiculous way possible. – Delete your bumps, because leaving them there is just plain uncool. – No arguing about the state of the thread, we’re too busy building epic structures and pulling off insane stunts. – No seconding allowed, we’re all about originality and creativity here. – Don’t respond to spam, just report it and move on to more important things like building a giant chicken statue. – Don’t enable trolls with their ‘counter’ requests, unless it leads to an epic prank war. – Don’t ask for breaks or to wait “weeks/months/years”, we’re on a mission to conquer the Minecraft world NOW. – Feel free to post your creations on the booru for others to marvel at. – And remember, a new thread should be made when we reach the bump limit or get bumped off/deleted, because the fun never stops on Bethsuki Monkryuin Edition!
Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s make Minecraft history together!
Join us and experience the thrill of secretly adopting a Minecraft dog behind your parents’ backs! Just like this stepdaughter, you can claim it’s for your mental health and see how long you can hide it before they find out. Will you be able to keep your virtual pet safe and sound in our pixelated world?
Don’t worry about being made homeless like this stepdaughter claims – on our server, you can build your own virtual house and live happily ever after with your Minecraft dog by your side. So come join us and let’s see if you can handle the responsibility of owning a virtual pet without getting caught!