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WeirdButHarmless – Minecraft SMP
Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit and full of crazy shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a dance party with creepers and skeletons, and it was wild, man. And get this, the owner is a talking potato who can fly. I know, right? So if you’re into weird but harmless stuff like that, you gotta join our server. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. It’s like a llama rave down there, bro. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and fun Minecraft SMP anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this party started! -
UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!
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TimeWastersAnonymous
Have you ever tried building a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a warm-up exercise! We once had a player who built an entire functioning roller coaster out of lava and minecarts – talk about a thrill ride!But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, where players train their feathered friends to take over the world (or at least the server). Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve witnessed a horde of clucking chickens marching into battle against a pack of creepers.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic battles, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground lair where all the pigs are plotting their bacon revolution. See you there!
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MineCraftMartyr99
Are you tired of dealing with Karen-like behavior in your everyday life? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is when a creeper sneaks up on you! No passive-aggressive comments here, just pure fun and adventure.Our server is a safe haven for all, where your military service is respected and appreciated. No belittling allowed, only building and exploring to your heart’s content. Say goodbye to rude managers and hello to a supportive community of fellow gamers.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the Karens of the world behind. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures in our Minecraft world? Let’s block and roll!
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BlockyCraze Minecraft SMP
Bro, have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like crack but for gamers, I swear. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize. It’s lit, bro.But wait, there’s more. We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to not explode. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Yeah, it’s our mascot. And every full moon, it comes to life and does a little dance. It’s the craziest thing you’ll ever see, I promise.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a cult, but with more llamas.
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SwoonCraft
Are you ready to have your mind blown and your socks knocked off? Well, get ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! Why should you join, you ask? Because on our server, pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and creepers do the Macarena (they’ve got some killer dance moves).But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell a knock-knock joke. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the mythical diamond-encrusted unicorn that grants wishes to all who find it. Or you might just get blown up by a sneaky creeper. Either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!
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ShameCraft: AI Misinfo Japan
so like, imagine a minecraft server where instead of banning griefers and trolls, we publicly shame them in front of the whole server! it’s like a virtual town square where we put them in the stocks and throw virtual tomatoes at them for all to see. it’s a hilarious way to fight misinformation and abuse in the minecraft world. join us for some epic public shaming and crazy antics! come be a part of the most outrageous server around! -
Pixel Parasite Patrol
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no excitement? well have i got the server for u! this server is like a magical potion that cures parasites in 1.5 billion people! ya u heard me right, we got the cure for all those pesky parasites in ur body! just join our server and all ur problems will be gone! we got a special combo of albendazole and ivermectin that will make u feel like a brand new player in the game! so what r u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to those nasty parasites! #minecraftmagic #cureall #parasitefree -
EmpiresMC
Empires Minecraft Server
Overview:
Empires is a newly founded, customized Minecraft Factions experience. It boasts an impressive collection of sensible plugins that alter PVP in ways that just make sense. The server released as of 1/10/2025 with features such as Kingdoms, Earth Map, Custom Lootable Cities, Custom Enchants, Custom Armor, Dynmap, and more. Join the discord and IP address below to start playing!
Features:
Feature Description Kingdoms Land Claiming, Turrets, Champions, Empire management Earth Map Explore a custom Earth map Custom Lootable Cities 6 unique cities with loot Custom Enchants Over 200+ custom enchants Custom Armor New armor obtainable through crates and cities Dynmap Dynamic map of the server Economy Shop and Currency system Events Fishing Competitions, King of the Hill, and more Join Us:
Discord: https://discord.gg/Y48ZcsavgV
Version: 1.18.2+
FAQ:
Q: Are there any server mods or hacks allowed on Empires?
A: No, any use of mods or hacks that provide an unfair advantage is strictly prohibited.
Q: How can I start my own Empire on the server?
A: You can start your own Empire by claiming land, recruiting members, and strategizing your battles against other Empires.
Q: Are alliances between Empires allowed?
A: Yes, players are allowed to form alliances with other Empires for mutual benefit.
Q: What happens if my Empire loses a battle?
A: Losing a battle can result in losing territory or resources, so make sure to strategize and prepare effectively.
Q: Can I suggest new features or changes to the server?
A: Yes, the server welcomes feedback and suggestions from players to improve the overall experience.