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BlockyBlingRush

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where players become millionaires by selling virtual potatoes? Well, on our server, we have a player who started with just one potato and ended up owning a potato empire that rivals even the richest diamond miners in the game. Join us and see if you have what it takes to turn a simple spud into a fortune!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy on the server. Rumor has it that if you can impress the llamas with your building skills, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with rare items and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama conspiracy). Who knows, you might just become the next potato tycoon or uncover the secrets of the llama society. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Crafty Pepe’s Memeland – Where /r9k/ Rules and Boredom is Banished!

4chan, advice, banished, Boredom, Chat, Community, Companionship, Crafty, discussion, entertain, forum, Fun, games, Help, Interaction, internet, me, Memeland, memes, pepes, r9k, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Social, Support

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Farms Harvested:	419
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Votes:	7205	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.

So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows, a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Plus, if you don’t join, the Endermen will steal your socks while you sleep. Don’t let that happen, join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block!

KaguyaCraft: Where Love and Blocks Collide!

Aka Akasaka, Anime, blocks, collide, comedy, comedy of errors, Drama, high school, Jumped the Shark, Kaguya-sama, KaguyaCraft, love, Manga, misunderstandings, Parody, Psychological, relationship, romance, satire, seinen, Shoujo, slice of life, student council

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1861
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Towns Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is where Aka literally jumped the shark! That’s right, we have a whole underwater world where you can ride sharks and battle evil mermaids! And don’t even get us started on the epic quests and storylines that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible, from fighting dragons with laser eyes to building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today!

Pitbulls vs Creepers: A Minecraft Adventure

activism, Adventure, advocacy, animal cruelty, animal rights, anti-pitbull, Awareness, breed discrimination, compassion, CREEPERS, Dogs, education, Empathy, fear-mongering, Images, love and respect, Minecraft, misunderstood breeds, pet safety, Pitbulls, responsible ownership, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	40
Emeralds Found:	6452	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie pitbulls, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a group of rebellious chickens who have formed their own society. And don’t worry, we have plenty of anti-pitbull images scattered around the server to keep you entertained between quests. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Blocky LOLz: Walkable Cities in Minecraft

#sustainability, America, blocky, car-centric, Cities, city design, city design flaws, city development, city infrastructure, City Living, Community, Congestion, Environment, Infrastructure, lolz, Minecraft, pedestrian-friendly, Pollution, public health, quality of life, Transportation, Urban planning, urban sprawl, walkable, walkable cities

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of exploring a world where America doesn’t have walkable cities! Why walk when you can ride a llama through the streets of New York City? Or hop on a pig and race through the busy highways of Los Angeles?

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world where cars are banned and only Minecraft animals roam the streets. Who needs a subway system when you can ride a minecart to work?

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and questioning why real life isn’t this crazy. See you in-game!

Oops I Accidentally Killed Billions

accidentally, Atrocity, Billions, Bloodshed, catastrophe, crime, Darkness, death, Destruction, Evil, Genocide, Grief, Horror, Inhumanity, Killed, Loss, mass killing, murder, Oops, regret, remorse, sorrow, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4114	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	31	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the wrath of our resident player who goes by the name “She killed billions”. Don’t let the name scare you though, she’s actually quite friendly…unless you cross her in-game. Legend has it that she once built a TNT cannon so powerful, it wiped out an entire village in one shot. But hey, who needs villagers anyway, right?

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying arrows, navigating treacherous lava pits, and trying not to get on the bad side of “She killed billions”. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her next target for a prank involving a giant chicken statue in your base. Trust us, it’s an honor to be on her hit list.

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun…or else face the wrath of “She killed billions”. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!

ancient civilizations, Architecture, blocks, Chinese, Chinese inventions, creations, cultural contributions, cultural exchange, cultural heritage, cultural misconceptions, cultural pride, deny, Diversity, Epic, global impact, Great, historical achievements, innovation, Minecraft, mosque, Multiculturalism, religious tolerance, societal progress, Stereotypes, synagogue, Technology, Wall, world history

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Emeralds Found:	4564
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and experience the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, including giant Chinese inventions like the Great Wall and the Terracotta Army. Who knew the Chinese were such Minecraft pros?

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can place a mosque next to a synagogue and watch the chaos unfold. Will they live in harmony or will it be an epic battle for dominance? Only one way to find out!

So come on, join our server and see for yourself why the Chinese are the true pioneers of Minecraft creativity. Who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have a whole new world of insanity waiting for you?

MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears

#Readme, creeper, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, FEARS, general, GOOGLE, japanese, Japanese locale, MineCraftSweats, novel, plot spoilers, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, sweat, Tears, tech support, Thread, useful things, visual novel, VN

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Potions Brewed:	51
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8786	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with English-translated Japanese visual novels being the main theme.

Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb shitposting is strictly forbidden and where spoiler tags are used more than pickaxes.

Having trouble with your Minecraft experience? Don’t worry, just follow these steps before asking for tech support: 1. Make sure you’re in a Japanese locale (because why not?) 2. Read the readme (yes, we have one for a Minecraft server) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan VN help (because we’re just that extra) 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages (because who needs Google Translate?) 5. Just Google it (because we’re not tech support, we’re just here for the laughs)

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of visual novels that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Download links? We’ve got ’em. Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s more intense than a hardcore survival mode playthrough.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. It’s a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules). So grab your diamond sword and get ready for a journey that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon.

Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!

10 inch BBC, BBCs, blocky, cherry picking, cucks, discord server, Fags, horny, matter, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, Monsters, Reality, Server, sharing, SIZE

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, Anime Community, chizuru, comedy, Entertainment, fan reaction, humor, internet culture, japanese, madman, Madmans, Manga, Minecraft, Outrageous, Party, potty, potty scene, reaction, Reiji, Server, thread theme, toilet humor, unexpected, viral video

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Emeralds Found:	1334
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no potty scenes? Well, look no further because Reiji the madman has created the most insane server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chizuru potty scenes that will have you laughing until you cry. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-studded toilets and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

Bad Luck, blocks, conning dimwits, Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, ends, Failure, financial loss, fraud, handing him money, Incompetence, ineptitude, LOSING, losing streak, Scamming.., Streak, sucks at everything, swindling, Trickery, Unlucky, unlucky streak, Unskilled

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.

But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!