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ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	9702
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4224
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

NephewBoundariesCraft

autism, boundaries in relationships, c-section, cleanliness, Demands, Dogs, family dynamics, garden, GRASS, house rules, nephew, NephewBoundariesCraft, new baby, newborn, rescue dog, setting boundaries, timid, tough pregnancy, verbal limitations, Visitors, wary

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crops Grown:	3760
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where setting boundaries is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival! Just like in real life, you’ll need to protect your territory from unwanted guests and potential dog bites.

Join us and experience the thrill of defending your virtual home from overbearing relatives who think they can do whatever they want. Build a fortress, gather resources, and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

And don’t worry, our server is a safe space for new parents and their newborns. We understand the importance of recovering from a tough pregnancy and c-section, so feel free to relax and enjoy some well-deserved peace and quiet while playing with us.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew that Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family drama? Let’s build, explore, and most importantly, set those boundaries!

2024 vs 2014 Minecraft Server

2014, 2024.., Achievements, Advancements, CHANGE, comparison, Development, Differences, Evolution, Future, growth, IMPROVEMENTS, innovation, Milestones, Minecraft, new opportunities, progress, Server, Technology, transformation, Upgrades, upgrades in technology

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine to the future! In 2024, we have flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and even talking creepers!

Join our server for the chance to ride a llama through a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a house made entirely out of cheese or ride a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano!

So why wait until 2024 to experience all the craziness when you can join our server now and start living in the future today! Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless you want to visit the year 3024 where cats rule the world and trees grow pizza slices).

CraftyLoveHateInsanity

acceptance, annoying behaviors, annoying habits, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, coping mechanisms, CraftyLoveHateInsanity, Frustration, habits, Irritation, love, Marriage, Partnership, patience, Pet Peeves, relationships, Significant Other, Spouse, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ores Mined:	9321
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Are you tired of your significant other leaving the toilet seat up or forgetting to put the dishes away? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where you can escape all that madness and build your dream world without any annoying habits getting in your way. Join us and say goodbye to the little things that drive you crazy in real life, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dealing with is creepers blowing up your creations (but hey, at least they don’t leave dirty socks on the floor)!

FrostyAssets Minecraft Server

Agreement, Assistance, Billions, cooperation, crisis response, Diplomacy, economic aid, financial support, FrostyAssets, frozen assets, G7, Geopolitical, international relations, Leaders, Lending, Minecraft, Political, russia, sanctions, security concerns, Server, strategy, Ukraine

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

so, like, imagine this: ukraine is all like, “yo, we need some cash money,” and the G7 leaders are all like, “sure, we gotchu fam.” but get this, the money they’re gonna give ukraine is gonna be backed by russia’s frozen assets. like, what even is that? is russia just walking around with a bunch of frozen stuff in their pockets?

anyways, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta be as cool as these G7 leaders. you gotta be willing to lend out billions of dollars to random countries in need. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure your assets are frozen too, just in case. who knows, maybe one day ukraine will pay you back with some sweet diamonds or something.

so come join the server where we make international finance fun and frozen! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like trying to figure out how russia’s assets got frozen in the first place.

BibaCraft Gaza: Building Blocks of Fate

Benjamin Netanyahu, BibaCraft, Bibas family, blocks, building, Conflict Resolution, Defense Minister, fate, gantz, gaza, Gaza crisis, Gaza Strip, Hamas, i24NEWS, international news, Israel, israeli government, Israeli military, Israeli politics, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, military intelligence, Military operations, Palestinian territories

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26

join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures ever, like trying to escape a horde of zombie chickens or building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon! our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a carrot and a spoon.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will unlock secret powers like the ability to turn into a block of cheese or summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.

we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock or potions that make you run faster than a speeding bullet.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and become a minecraft legend in your own right!

CringeCraft: Looking Back on Life

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Zombie Dances:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Votes:	7054	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the creepers are lit and the diamonds are flyin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and talking pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, TALKING PIGS! They gave him the power to fly and shoot lasers from his eyes. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the land with an iron beak. Join his army and conquer the world, one cluck at a time.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good. See ya in the game, fam!

FoggyCraft: Hallucination Havoc

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

so, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of unicorns and bacon rainbows. we got so many cool things like flying pigs, talking zombies, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

if u join dis server, u will be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from ur eyes and ride on a giant chicken that farts glitter. oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky made entirely of cotton candy? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where all the players have to team up to defeat a giant dragon made out of bubblegum. and if u manage to defeat it, u will be rewarded with a magical sword that can turn ur enemies into fluffy bunnies.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright weird adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

LoveGreef Minecraft server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	220
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

LoveGreef is a unique Minecraft grief server on which you can achieve absolutely everything without missing a beat.

45.93.200.38:25600

Burly’s Doctor Who Universe

Achievement Getters, Adventure, Builders, BurlyTheHobbit, Creative, Custom Resource Pack, Dark Oak Door Texture, Diamond Sword, Discord, Doctor Who, family friendly, Landclaim, minecraft server, Netherite armor, PG-13 Rated, Positive Chat, Roleplay, Scifi, Social Outlets, Sonic Screwdriver, Survival, Tardis

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	32
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

—-Welcome To—-public Burly’s Doctor-WHO Universe! public

This is a Server Hosted And Developed By BurlyTheHobbit

No Whitelist!

NO MODS ARE RQUIREDThe Server Uses a Custom Resource Pack Which Replaced Hit SoundsWith Sonic Screwdriver Noise VariationsThere Is a Custom Dark Oak Door Texture For Your TARDISThere Is a Custom Diamond Sword Texture (More Sword Coming In Future)There Is Custom Armor (Only Netherite So Far)And Finally There is Custom Music!

warningRULES TO FOLLOW warning

Do Not Perform GREIFING Any Kind, This Will Result In a 2 WEEK BANYou Have Been Warned!

Please Be Kind and Friendly Toward Others, This server isMostly Family Friendly, It is PG-13 RatedAlso Keep Chat Mostly Positive If Possible

This Is a Doctor Who Roleplay Server, So That Means Building TARDIS’SGoing On Adventures And Exploring The World!

This Does Not Mean You Have To Roleplay To Be On This Server!

This Server Is Also For Builders, Game Completers, Achievement Getters, And Survivalists!

Social Outlets For Server

DISCORD LINK: https://discord.gg/pF9bmBKFTHE DISCORD IS A WIP

FACEBOOK PAGE: Coming Soon!

Join Burly’s Doctor Who Universe Today!z

burlysdoctorwho.nodecraft.gg

CoreMC: Where the only thing vanilla is our ice cream! (1.21)

apply, Builders, Casual, Community, CoreMC, cream, Discord, Gamerules, Grief, HACKING, Homophobia, Ice, Lag, LOGGING, Minecraft, optifine, PvP, racism, Respect, rules, sexism, Simple, stealing, Technical, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	277	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

CoreMC Minecraft Server Overview

Server	CoreMC
Server Type	Vanilla
Rules	Respect each other and the server
Server Address	play.core-mc.net

Interested in joining? Click here to apply!

A bit more info:

The server has a Ryzen 5 3550H and 32GB of RAM, located in the Eastern United States.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP/Griefing/Stealing is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on building?	Anything possible in vanilla Minecraft is allowed, except item dupe glitches.
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacking (xray, flyhacks, etc.) is not allowed. Mods like Optifine or auto clickers are fine.
Is racism/sexism/homophobia/transphobia allowed?	No, any forms of discrimination or harassment are strictly prohibited.
What are the specs of the server?	It has a Ryzen 5 3550H and 32GB RAM, with 20GB allocated to Minecraft.
Why should I join CoreMC?	CoreMC welcomes all players from highly technical people to casual players, offering a vanilla Minecraft experience with a friendly community.