strange excuses – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”
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Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!
Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

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MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”
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Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

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Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage! Why should you join? Well, picture this: what if Gura from Hololive got a new outfit that turned her into a sexy onee-san? That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even virtual shark transformations!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that finding it will bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant wishes, but be warned, it’s also been known to prank unsuspecting players with explosive surprises!
So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Build, explore, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the mysterious Nether realm. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky wonders? See you there, fellow gamers!

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survival.gg
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Welcome to survival.gg!
Dive into the ultimate Minecraft survival adventure!
Explore a world teeming with endless possibilities! From lush forests to rugged mountains, there’s always something new to discover!
Build your dream home, craft epic gear, and conquer the wilderness with your friends!
Battle fierce mobs, conquer dungeons, and prove your skills in thrilling challenges!
Join us for weekly events and make memories that last a lifetime!
Ready to embark on the journey of a lifetime? Join survival.gg now!
play.survival.gg

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TomatoPotato SMP
building, Claiming, Community, creativity, Discord, emerald production, End resets, Events, minecraft server, Mini Games, PvP, Shops, Survival, TEAM, Team Pvp, Terralith, Terralith plugin, TomatoPotato SMP, TOWN, Towny, Trading, Vanilla, villagers, war events, world border
-=– 𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠ℙ𝕠𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕠 𝕊𝕄ℙ –=-Join the discord here: https://discord.gg/eUgvVwHxaW
TomatoPotato SMP is a feature-rich Minecraft server with a focus on community and creativity. Whether you’re looking to build, trade, or battle, there’s something for everyone.We have:🎉 Hourly Events: Participate in PVP, random challenges, villager trading, and mining events with unique prizes.
🛒 Server Spawn: Start at spawn, teleport randomly once, and buy plots to set up shops or minigames.
🏡 Towny: Create and manage your own town, attract villagers, and upgrade your town for special effects and improved emerald production.
🔒 Claiming: Secure your land with claim blocks, which increase over time.
⚔️ PVP: Toggle PVP on or off and choose whether to risk item loss. Participate in mandatory PVP during weekly war events.
📅 Weekly Events: Enjoy themed events organized by @Gamedash43 with sneak peeks available.
🌍 World Features: The world border is set to 10,000 blocks, periodic End resets, and enhanced world generation with the Terralith plugin.
Join today and become a part of the TomatoPotato SMP community!
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Onyx Isle: Where you can mine diamonds, build empires, and bribe your way to the top! 13+ only

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Minecraft Server Overview

Intention:	Experience power, loss, and greed through medieval kingdoms, alliances, wars, spying, and betrayals.
Basic Guidelines:	No modern or industrial building types. Keep to natural materials and no skyscrapers.
Kingdom Formation:	Form a kingdom with 5+ players, receive custom Discord rank and land claim.
World Size:	4000×4000 to encourage closer kingdoms and interactions like trading and war.

If you’re interested, please join our Discord server: Click here to join

FAQs

Q: Can I build modern structures? A: No, this server is focused on medieval building types only.
Q: How do I form a kingdom? A: Once your group exceeds 5 players, you can form a kingdom and receive benefits.
Q: What happens if there is a change desired by the majority of players? A: There will be a vote to determine whether the change is implemented or not.
Q: What is the purpose of war on the server? A: War is not all-out griefing, but a strategic way to engage with other kingdoms and players.

SweetieCraft
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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a good time? Look no further than our server! We promise that our players are sweet as pie, unless they start talking politics – then all bets are off! Join us for a wild ride of building, mining, and avoiding any political debates at all costs. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

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Pixelated Pints
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on UKSG GREEN (ESA) ‘24 for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our virtual landscape is so breathtakingly beautiful that even the Ender Dragon would want to take a selfie here. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming that even creepers are invited to our block parties.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our mines, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ages.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on UKSG GREEN (ESA) ‘24 and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to photobomb your screenshots. See you in the game, fellow crafters!

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Towny-RPG
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The overhauled version of Towny-RPG is now BACK! The features are as follows; • Custom Overworld Map • PyroFishing, PyroMining, & PyroFarming • Custom Fishing & Custom Farming • Custom Augments (known as CEs) • Combat Classes • Dungeons • AureliumSkills • Leaderboards
play.towny-rpg.net

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Hotdog Water – Where the only rule is no ketchup on the hotdogs!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Hardcore with World Resets	In Hotdog Water, you only get one life. But if you die, it’s not the end. Join our Discord server and cast your vote for a world reset. The fate of the world is in your hands!
Savor the Vanilla Essence	Experience true vanilla gameplay! No random teleport, no TP to bed, and no land claim. It’s all about your raw survival skills. Can you conquer the untamed world of Hotdog Water?
Rules of Engagement	Embrace the chaos! Engage in exhilarating PvP battles, embrace the thrill of griefing, and most importantly, have fun! However, remember to play fair and keep the community welcoming and inclusive. Don’t be a wiener!

Join the Adventure Now!

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog Website: https://hotdogwater.dog Discord: https://discord.gg/pU2wHDTcCB

Dive into Hotdog Water and unleash your inner hardcore survivor! Are you up for the challenge?

FAQ

Q: Can I respawn after dying in the Hardcore mode?	A: Yes, you can respawn after dying by casting your vote for a world reset on our Discord server.
Q: Are there any special features in the Vanilla gameplay?	A: No, the Vanilla gameplay is true to its essence with no added features like random teleportation or land claim.
Q: How can I engage in PvP battles?	A: You can engage in PvP battles by embracing the chaos and engaging with other players in-game. Remember to play fair and keep the community welcoming!

QuirkyCraft
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic costume designs? Look no further, because our server will have you questioning the meaning of life with our outrageous and hilarious costume designs!
Join us and explore a world where pigs wear top hats, chickens rock sunglasses, and creepers strut their stuff in tutus. Who knows what message they’re trying to convey with these costumes, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be able to stop laughing!
So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining costume designs in all of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even uncover the deep, hidden meaning behind a cow wearing a monocle. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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