ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

absurd excuse, ate, bizarre excuses, creative excuses, dumb excuses, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, far-fetched excuses, flimsy excuses, funny excuses, hilarious excuses, homework, lame excuses, laughable excuses, lava, outrageous excuses, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, smp, strange excuses, unbelievable excuses, weak excuses, weird excuses, worst excuses

Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”

absurd excuses, bizarre reasons, calling out of work, comical excuses, crazy excuses, creative excuses, far-fetched excuses, funny excuses, humorous excuses, MineCraze, Mining, odd excuses, offbeat excuses, outlandish excuses, ridiculous excuses, Server, sick, silly excuses, strange excuses, unconventional excuses, unusual excuses, wacky excuses, weird excuses, work excuses

Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
SimplyMinecraft – Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Anticheat, Dedicated, Discord, Dupe, Environment, Founded, Hack, Interference, Minecraft, Optimization, OWNER, PATCHED, player reports, Plugins, Server, SimplyMinecraft, Survival, Vanilla Gameplay, Working Dupe

Server Overview

Server Name SimplyMinecraft

IP simplymc.org

Version 1.21.3

Player Count Not specified

Features Anarchy server with minimal admin interference

FAQ

Q: Can I dupe?

A: Yes, if you find a working dupe, however efforts will be made to patch it.

Q: Can I hack?

A: Yes, but there is an anticheat system in place to maintain gameplay integrity.

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Trans Sports Oasis 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, activism, Athletics, controversy, debate, discrimination, discussion, Diversity, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender rights, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, LGBTQ, Oasis, Social Issues, sports, Sportsmanship, Trans, Transgender, transgender athletes

Yo, bro, forget about all that boring stuff, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the Macarena. You won’t find that anywhere else, I swear!

We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. It’s lit, fam.

And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you through a maze of lava and waterfalls. It’s like a theme park on crack, man.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server of all time! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

allergic reaction, Allergies, animal hair, Boyfriend, dust, family, grandmother’s house, GrannyCraft, health concerns, heavy smoker, living situation, Minecraft, money saving, Moving, new appliances, opportunity, panic attack, parents, refusing, Rent, Server, solution, work

Yo, so like, this server is like moving into your boyfriend’s grandma’s old house, but with a twist! His grandma was a heavy smoker and the house smells like a giant ashtray, but don’t worry, we got you covered with some virtual fresh air filters.

Join our server and experience the thrill of coughing, tight chests, and panic attacks just like in real life! But hey, at least you won’t actually be in danger, right? Plus, we have a special feature where you can temporarily move back to your old house whenever you need a breather.

So come on down to our server and experience the drama of deciding whether or not to live in a smoke-filled house. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and love triangles. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on this crazy adventure!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
SisMedCheckCraft

advocacy, autism, breast cancer, breast lump, communication limitations, Delays, Doctor, family dynamics, follow-up, guardianship, healthcare system, medical referral, overstepping, Peace of mind, public health system, questioning efforts, SisMedCheckCraft, stepmother, stress, unnecessary delay

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Like, seriously, you won’t find a better place to build, mine, and craft with your homies. But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be helping to save the world from evil zombie pigmen who want to take over the land of blocks. Yeah, you heard me right.

Not only that, but our server is also home to the rarest and most magical creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying llamas to dancing creepers, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure chests hidden throughout the server. Rumor has it, they’re filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

But the best part? Our server is run by a team of super smart dolphins who will guide you on epic quests and protect you from any danger. Plus, they throw the best underwater parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun.

So come on, join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time. Your adventure awaits!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
PJs4MinecraftSMP

bedtime attire, bedtime clothing, bedtime fashion, comfortable sleep clothes, cozy sleepwear, loungewear, night clothes, nightgown, nightshirt, PAJAMAS, PJs4MinecraftSMP, sleep attire, sleep dress, sleep outfit, sleep pants, sleep robe, sleep shorts, Sleepwear, sleepwear fashion, sleepwear styles, sleepwear trends

Oh man, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft SMP I’m on! It’s like a party in your pants, but for your brain! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake! And the best part? The admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a block of dirt to him! It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and flying cows. So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself, because why wear pajamas to sleep when you could be wearing a suit made out of enchanted golden apples?

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Blockbuster Banter

banter, blockbuster, Characters, Cinema, Conversation, dialogue, discuss, film, line, mention, mention by character, mentioned, Movie, Quote, reference, Scene, script, speak, Talk, Title

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build a castle made entirely of cake, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes!

Our server is so amazing that even the characters in movies can’t help but mention it. That’s right, we’re so legendary that our server name is dropped in every blockbuster film! Imagine hearing Iron Man say, “I wish I was playing on [Server Name] right now instead of fighting Thanos” – now that’s some serious street cred.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where all the mobs break out into spontaneous dance parties. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

Server Name	SimplyMinecraft
IP	simplymc.org
Version	1.21.3
Player Count	Not specified
Features	Anarchy server with minimal admin interference

Lavender Meadows

Adventuring, building, Celebrated, Community, Community Events, Cozy, Crafting, creativity, Discord, Friendly, Helpful, laid back, lavender, Mature, Meadows, Minecraft, respectful, Safe, seasoned player, Vanilla

Lavender Meadows SMP

Server Overview

Server Name	Lavender Meadows SMP
IP	Not provided
Server Version	1.21.4
Player Count	Varies
Features	Friendly and helpful player base Grief-free, loot-free gameplay Cozy, laid-back vibe LGBTQ+ friendly environment Community event hosting

FAQ

Can I join the server?: Yes, the server is open to players of all skill levels. Simply join our Discord for more information.
What are the rules on the server?: No griefing or looting is allowed. Respectful behavior is expected from all players.
Are there any plugins on the server?: The server is vanilla, without any plugins, to provide a pure Minecraft experience.
Is there any monetization on the server?: The server does not have any monetization features, ensuring a level playing field for all players.
How can I get involved in the community?: You can participate in community events and engage with other players through our Discord server.

ChunkCraft: FatFails

body acceptance, body image, body shaming, Body transformation, ChunkCraft, clothing size, dieting struggles, emotional impact, exercise habits, FatFails, Former skinny, getting fat, health concerns, lifestyle changes, physical discomfort, reddit, self esteem, societal pressure, weight gain, weight management, weight stigma

Are you tired of being a former skinny legend and ready to embrace your inner chunky monkey? Then join our Minecraft server, where we provide a virtual buffet of delicious pixels for you to feast on! Say goodbye to counting calories and hello to counting diamonds as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Bacon Sword and battle the evil Cookie Monster boss. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so immersive, you might actually start gaining real-life weight just from playing. So come join us and let’s get thicc together! #ChunkyIsTheNewSkinny #PixelPoundsForDays

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
VANILLA ANARCHY SERVER 1.12.2 – Anarchy

1.12.2, Active, Adventure, Anarchy, Community, Creative, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Hardcore, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, rules, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Server Overview

Server Name Vanilla Anarchy SMP

IP Athens.piglin.host

Version 1.12.2

Player Count Looking for more players

Features No admin interference, no world resets

FAQ

Gameplay

Q: What type of server is this?

A: This is a Vanilla Anarchy server that aims to stand out from traditional anarchy servers.

Rules

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: There are no specific rules enforced by admins, but players are expected to respect each other and the server environment.

Plugins

Q: Are there any plugins used on the server?

A: The server is Vanilla and does not use any plugins.

Community

Q: How can I join the server community?

A: Simply connect using the provided IP and start playing with other community members.

Monetization

Q: Is there any monetization on the server?

A: The server does not have any monetization schemes in place.

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Official r/MinecraftServer Discord

#announcement, Discord, Official, rMinecraftServer, Survival Skyblock Creative Minigames Economy PvP Roleplay Towny Factions Vanilla Hardcore Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Modded Quests Dungeons Events Custom Whitelisted

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name IP Address Version Player Count Features

Minecraft World play.minecraftworld.com 1.16.5 50 Survival, Creative, Minigames

FAQ

Gameplay

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: The server has a list of approved mods that are allowed. Any mods not on the list may result in a ban.

Rules

Q: What are the rules regarding griefing?

A: Griefing is not allowed on the server. Players who grief will be subject to punishment.

Plugins

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Yes, the server has plugins to enhance gameplay and provide additional features.

Community

Q: How can I join the server’s community?

A: You can join the server’s Discord server using the invite link provided above.

Monetization

Q: Is there any monetization on the server?

A: The server may offer cosmetic items for purchase, but it does not provide any gameplay advantage.

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

Server Name	Vanilla Anarchy SMP
IP	Athens.piglin.host
Version	1.12.2
Player Count	Looking for more players
Features	No admin interference, no world resets

strange excuses

Server Overview

FAQ

Lavender Meadows SMP

Server Overview

FAQ

Server Overview

FAQ

Gameplay

Q: What type of server is this?

Rules

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

Plugins

Q: Are there any plugins used on the server?

Community

Q: How can I join the server community?

Monetization

Q: Is there any monetization on the server?

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Gameplay

Rules

Plugins

Community

Monetization