But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of evil chickens. They had to battle their way through an army of feathered foes to claim the loot, but it was totally worth it in the end.
Another player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake after a mishap with a magical mod. They had to fend off hungry mobs for days, but at least they never went hungry themselves!
So if you want to experience wild adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious mishaps, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy stories you’ll have to tell?
Join us on our server where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves. We have epic build battles, intense treasure hunts, and even a secret underground base filled with rare loot (if you can find it, that is).
So if you’re ready to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry a little (from laughter, of course), then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just end up with a work story that tops them all!
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle against an army of zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.
But that’s not all – we have secret dungeons filled with rare loot, a hidden village of friendly villagers who throw parties every night, and a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s crazier than a pig wearing a top hat!
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears out of nowhere and starts dancing around you. That’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! How about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a castle made entirely out of cheese? The possibilities are endless on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Server IP | StraightUp.Minecraft.Best |
|---|---|
| Location | Dallas, USA |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.
[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protect.
[💻] Stable server performance.
[🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.
[🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.
[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are PvP and griefing allowed on the server? | Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on Straight Up. |
| Are there land claims or land protect plugins on the server? | No, there are no land claims or land protect plugins on the server. |
| Is there a currency system or economy plugins on the server? | No, there is no currency system, factions, or economy plugins on Straight Up. |
| Can players teleport or set homes on the server? | No, there are no /tpa, /warp, or /home commands on the server. |