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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 6971 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 3495 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.
But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.